#and i realized that neither v1.0 nor v2.0 mentioned mercy so i added her to this one

[scythe-array-a]

good evening to women who love cooking and sometimes accidentally cut their fingers off and serve the food anyway, women who could not care less about cooking but put their own bone marrow in the soup on purpose, women who burn an onion in the bottom of a pot then add water and vegetables and boil it until it mostly tastes like water then add salt so it tastes like salt, women who have never seen a salad before in their lives and eat it one leaf at a time, women who want some conversation during dinner, women who are cannibals, women who are cannibals but have standards about it, women who would rather eat sand and marker caps than actual food, women who think eating breakfast is sexy, women who have a threesome with god on the dinner table, and women who make mush for their adult roommates and call it 'num-nums for baby'

#the locked tomb #locked tomb shitpost #girl behavior #v3.0 of this post because v1.0 blew up #and i realized that neither v1.0 nor v2.0 mentioned mercy so i added her to this one