#and it's a known toxin or smth to other people

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humans are funny because we like to eat things that want to eat us. And sometimes it's happening simultaneously, like kiwi and pineapple

#legitimately no reason i should post this #im going to anyway of course #i just ate a kiwi like an apple and it was good #occasionally i do things that remind me of idea that humans are space orcs #which. yeah. #who tf would eat something that dissolves them? #just imagining some human finding a kiwi in space #and it's a known toxin or smth to other people #but the human just says “ooh kiwi! sweet” and snarfs the whole thing down like an apple #cue horrified stares #same with caffeine #chicken scratch #humans are space orcs #i guess