#and obi-wan is torn between eithre killing this man or bedding him

[tennessoui]

ok this is so self-indulgent that yall are gonna run me off my blog but

au where obi-wan hosts fancy wine&dinner parties, as he’s a renowned chef and retired sommelier (wine expert). the theme of this party is for everyone to bring a bottle of wine and a food that they think will pair well with the tasting notes in their chosen wine, and be prepared to explain their choices to the rest of the dinner-goers.

when anakin (invited by padmé, currently in grad school, easily the youngest and dirtiest person to have ever sat on obi-wan’s nice leather settee) shows up with a bottle of wine that still has the price tag on it ($13 for a “maker’s red mix”) and a bag of flaming hot cheetos, obi-wan knows they’re absolutely going to have hate sex about it

then anakin gets up for his turn to explain his choice and he bullshits so fantastically well, using all the words he just heard these upper class bougie snobs say and using them correctly, that obi-wan is genuinely actually impressed.

oh they’re still going to have hate sex, 100%, but now obi-wan respects the man enough to make him breakfast in the morning

(it’s eggs benedict florentine with house-made hollandaise sauce and freshly baked english muffins obi-wan got up early to bake, and halfway through poaching the final egg he looks over and anakin is leaning against his counter, eating granola by the handful out of the bag as he watches)

#kit's silly lil aus #obikin #wine party au #also 100% night ends when anakin spills/(throws?) his red wine onto obi-wan's white cashmere sweater #and then gets cheeto fingerprints all over his light khakis #and obi-wan is torn between eithre killing this man or bedding him #but decision time is NOW #also padme is a professor of psychology at anakin's school #she absolutely brought him to this dinner party to see what would happen when anakin met obi-wan #free psychological experiment #also this is self indulgent because i love these parties #like they're just so fun #because people (when they're not snobby rich assholes) #bring the wildest pairings #like franzia and steak frites or something #or barefoot and hot cheetos #and they have to bullshit their way through an explanaton #and it's just really funny