#and ok let’s say they did. let’s say hypothetically Barbie wanted sex so bad.

[frecklystars]

customer and I talked abt the Barbie movie and she said she interpreted that Barbie had thoughts of death “on purpose, because she hated her life and wanted to be with Ken desperately but she was unsatisfied with nobody in BarbieLand having genitals” and “the reason why she didn’t love Ken was because they didn’t have sex everyday”. and THEN she told me the reason why she went to the gynecologist was to “acquire a vagina” and she was so serious. Her rant was like 15 minutes about Barbie becoming a human solely for sex??? Then she asked what I thought of the movie and asked if I agreed with her.

But I had to take a moment to process all of that before gently telling her the exact opposite of everything she said

#Suzanne they don’t have genitals they cannot crave sex and become suicidal bc they lack the sex I’m SORRY???? #listen I like the smutty imagines for the characters and i also like to HC all the dolls as aro and/or ace at the same time #(because you can be ace and have sex sometimes or all the time or none at all.) #but to tell me Barbie was having thoughts of death not because of Gloria’s projection which is literally what they talked about for #SEVERAL MINUTES OF THE FILM like a WHOLE CHUNK of the film is about Gloria’s depression affecting Barbie. #not only are you telling me you didn’t seem to grasp that part #but. her ‘acquiring a vagina’ no I think she appeared as a human With one already 😭😭 #the movie is about becoming human it’s not about Barbie being upset that Ken can’t fuck her #none of them crave sex I’m sorry they’re plastic dolls #and ok let’s say they did. let’s say hypothetically Barbie wanted sex so bad. #she wouldn’t have it with Ken she’d have it with Gloria if we are being honest here #or she’d scissor Weird Barbie #how do you watch that whole movie where she is WEEPING over HUMANITY #AND YOU INTERPRET THAT AS HER JUST WANTING TO FUCK SOMEONE??? LMAO???? #ok my brain cells are fried I can’t continue #barbie movie spoilers