#and then also. the ex fuckbuddies line between him and may

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would be really funny to make a relationship chart for all the relationships in aos currently (couple eps into season 3) because its just ward at the center with "hates and wants to kill" lines between him and literally every single other person

#and then also. the ex fuckbuddies line between him and may #and the ex in love with line (one way) between him and daisy #god the ward/may relationship is. so unhinged. they are emotionless fuckbuddies. who are hiding it from everyone else. #and then ward's evil and they're trying to kill eachother and when trying to murder may with a table saw #ward is like ''reminds me of good old times'' #which is fine. on its on. #except MAY replies with ''you were never on top'' and then brains him so like #MAY PEGS? CANON? CANON MELINDA MAY STRAP GAME??? #;lakjsdfasdf its just really funny #also all the fucking divorced lines. god. #the Has Tension But No Action (Yet) lines are off the charts #and then fitz is like. this is my girlfriend jemma and her boyfriend. who she found on a hostile alien planet. #hes been there for 14 years and was tossed in there because. hydra-in-nasa weird rock death cult #also god. the nasa death cult. my beloved. its so funny. #HOW DO YOU EVEN PITCH THAT. IN 2002. like. yes hello. hi nasa. im Government Man (evil) and i have Easy and Cheap space travel for you #nasa: oh? how? #Government Man (evil): you just uhhhhh. toss a guy in this rock. lol. #nasa: ...do they come back? #government man (evil): its a possibility