#and we also STAN Kelly losing her cool and giving people a reality check

[naralanis]

Here you go, Nara's Summary of Clownery -- fueled by gin, today.

• "Sorry babe, we're busy, can't help the people dying at the hospital. But you got this, love you, byeeee"

• Karen Does Politics

• Karen Possessed by Glowy Blue Shit -- she's the manager now

• "We're in Newfoundland in case you forgot" and also "whoops, fire"

• Guess the Accent pt. 1728162

• Sexy Capitalism, aka "people care about traffic, not a lack of respirators"

• Karen speaks it into existence-- 'it' being a sandwich, and also murder

• Karen Gets Ambitious

• Glowy Blue Shit and Politicians (or Nara Thinks About The Unintended Consequences of Glowy Blue Shit on Inflation Although That Was Certainly Not The Intention)

• Kara Misses The Fucking Point

• "I'm here for you babe-- wait, no, sorry, gotta run. Love you though, byeeee"

• Ye Olde Republican

• New Guardian just dropped, biatch!!

• Kelly 'Had Enough of this Bullshit' Olsen

• Local therapist gets in touch with her emotions... through punches

• Be Your Own Hero, but like. Better.

• Kelly 'Can't Do Shit With Sorry' Olsen (we stan!)

• White girl "doesn't know how she missed" racial inequity and systemic oppression even though she went to this one march one time

• This just in: racism still a thing in the 31st century

• New Guardian ACTUALLY DROPPING!

• New Hero has the same spiel as local therapist, but that's OK, no one can tell

• 2 more seconds of Lena for a total of 7 maybe

• Significant moments that will fly over people's heads

Cheers, and see ya next week!

#supergirl #supergirl spoilers #Azie KILLED IT #despite some shit material #and shittier foundation to build upon #we STAN the new and improved Guardian #and we also STAN Kelly losing her cool and giving people a reality check