#another 24 hrs prob he got like final destinationed yesterday

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idk how to describe Des and Lance's relationship dynamic other than vaguelly calling it open and Lance telling Des he's the one scaring away the hoes.

#they hate each other they love each other lance loves to love but not in a normal way #like a sample all the ice cream flavors way in a he loves himself most of all way #des is....there. des misses his dead wife and his bff he killed who he also probably was in love with but we're not ready for that convo #yet theyre both super hot theyre both incredibly emotionally unavailable they are nightmare poly members #specifically only good if you want to hit it and maybe be friends and if you're super into watching pathetic men poorly deal with trauma #and immortality kjfdbgdfg and ykno i guess if you have a vampire and or a knight kink or something #and you'd have to be used to rolling up like Where is my second boyfriend??? and lance being like oh yeah he's gonna be dead for like idk #another 24 hrs prob he got like final destinationed yesterday #literally a relationship with des' sister who is constantly dying and reincarnating would somehow be more stable than anything you could #manage with these two jkdfgbdg i hate them so much #🟦 (destrian); hc #🍷 (LANCE); hc