#asks??? in this economy???

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Why is pato o ward worlds sexiest man

UEAHAHHAAHHAAH YEAHHHHH JOIN THE CLUB!!!! DID YOU KNOW HE WAS A REDBULL JUNIOR DRIVER IN F2?

Dropping some Pato pictures straight from my Pinterest

#asks??? in this economy??? #eachtra tag #pato o'ward #zoo wee mama

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Top 5 tumblr blogs

(Anon so I don’t seem like I’m fishing for compliments)

@kayfabeoutcold @iloveuok @sapybara @sammyche @salted-caramel-tea @anitalianfrie @kingofthering @marco-bezzecchi @mistressemmedi @smolnerdz @omega-auction @topnotchquark @mugellocircuit @multiseb21 @muxas-world @raikkonens @danipedrosas-boatest @fujogie @raulfernandez @icarusinthelabyrinth

Any mutual I for some reason have forgotten

@unhinged-motogp-confessions

@race-week

@shooters4yuki

#asks??? in this economy??? #Anon!!! #I have so many people I want to tag but can't remember their username and I feel so guilty 😭

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I went insane. Brocedes playlist

me after listening to this

#asks??? in this economy??? #eachtra tag #DUDE AMY WINEHOUSE.....FRANK OCEAN..... #I just woke up..... #Banger playlist. #Brocedes

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When will you be blessing/cursing us with peccio? (Pecco/Uccio)

This is my comeback.....

Uccio's fingertips traced over Pecco's tattoos, mapping them out. The younger man smiled, pretending to be asleep. "You should smile more." Uccio said, leaning down to kiss his forehead. Pecco laughed, eyes still closed. "Sure I haven't heard that before."

#asks??? in this economy??? #Anon!!!

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ADORA. BROCEDES SONG ⁉️

OH MT GOD?????????

#asks??? in this economy??? #Formula one #formula 1 #eachtra tag #Brocedes

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Coffee shop au where Uccio is the rude insufferable customer and Adora is the server

He bangs at the door before it's open because he is in a hurry and he has "things to do" (vale edits with taylor swifts songs to post on his secret tiktok), he hoards an entire table for four hours ordering only a single black coffee, he leaves vale's fake autographs as the only tip

One day Cate anitalianfrie (the pastries chef) gets tired of him and decides to put rat poison in the gluten free sugar free lactose free croissant he always orders (he doesnt have a problem with any of that, he just likes to be annoying. For lunch he eats cream cheese tortellini with ham and peas)

He ends up in the hospital but at this point Adora realises he was the love of their life all along (his psychosexual obsession with rosquez was too captivating)

Sadly he is threatening to sue the coffee shop so there is no other choice than to kill him :(

Adora accepts it for Cate's sake and when no one is around, sneaks in Uccio's hospital room and shows him Marc's sex tape. He dies on the spot. (too horrified or too turned on? Who knows)

Adora has to live with the consequences of their actions so decides to spiritually retreat in a monks place in the Himalaya mountains with no internet connection.

The world is finally free from Buccio and Ciuccio.

The end <3

Okay. wow amazing. ngl i'm sorta invested???? Do I have a kill streak or am I a one-hit wonder?? What is everyone else doing??? Does Cate ever get caught with attempted murder??

#asks??? in this economy??? #anon!!!

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WHO eats tropical pizza alex or marc

Alex! In a video for motogp's tiktok he says that he eats it every Sunday.

#asks??? in this economy??? #Cate tag #They way I had to scroll through the tiktok account to find it oh my god #alex marquez #motogp

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Prepare to pay for your crimes

- danipedrosas-boatest

TOMATO ME I DARE YOU I WILL BITE THEM OUT THE AIR.

#asks??? in this economy??? #i hate raw tomatoes tho #libby tag

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I’m going through my drafts and just saw your tags again about a uni au where Marc accidentally joins a girls house and helps with the car wash fundraiser (and I’m assuming engages in lots of other shenanigans??) pleeaaase your brain is enormous do you have any more thoughts? This image makes me yell.

-daisy (@lastlatebraker)

Heheheh Daisy for you I have a million thoughts.

Ooooh yes. So it's not a sorority because I am not American and I don't know how they work.

The Freshers house he lives in is just accidentally all women and they follow the 'university family' system. He pays good rent and the girls basically adopted him as their brother. Marc also helps scare ex-boyfriends and one night stands away.

Things that have happened in the house.

They all slept in the garden because a spider got loose, Marc slapped it with a shoe to kill it but eggs splattered out and they didn't want to inhale baby spiders.

One of the girls locked herself into the bathroom and they all used a metal push bin as a battering ram to break the door and get her out.

They all paid their student fees and their loans weren't going to be paid until a week later, so they all survived on boiled potatoes, a frozen pizza and coffee one of them stole from an one night stand.

He's always caught off guard when they go on their periods and at the beginning was a complete knobhead. Hes gotten better and always buys a pack of pads and tampons from the shop because he remembers the one time everyone synced up with no products.

The girls all call his mother, 'Ma', 'Mum' or 'Mama Marquez'. They have a group chat with her without him. They also have a framed baby picture of Alex in the living room.

One girl wanted to impress a guy she liked on campus so she said that she raised £2000 for the RSPCA. In a panic they came up with the car wash idea. Marc jokingly wore a bikini top, matching the girls as he cleaned the motorbikes coming in. Turns out the guy already had a girlfriend and was cheating on her with a TA.

The girls once used self tanner and drew a dick on his chest. He got revenge by swapping their lotion for tanning lotion.

They also have beef with the house in front. The guys who live there keep stealing their bin and once they held a party during finals. They don't know who lives in the house, but the girls literally will interegate the guys they are on dates with to make sure they don't live there.

#asks??? in this economy??? #daisy tag #Practical Skills

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doodling the grid as animals so I get an idea of how they are in my head uhm here is tsunoda look at him

that look in kitty Yuki's eyes,,,, that's Yuki 'I've out qualified 3 different teammates' Tsunoda to a T

#asks??? in this economy??? #eachtra tag #yuki tsunoda

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Adora have you seen the motogp confessions blog . question

NO???

READING THROUGH IT RN

#asks??? in this economy??? #Indiangp!!!

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"poor Kimi, Parents divorced and now he's forced to live with his war-crazy grandad Toto"

Kimi is honorary south east asian he could be an amritsari/Lahori/Dhakaiya

Kimi my child he is SUFFERING. He's bouncing around Karachi like it's no one's business. One day in Clifton, seaside with his abbu (Nico), the next he's in Defense visiting his ammi (Lewis) but he's for most of the time trapped with his ex-army nana abbu (Toto) in Malir Cantt watching ARY News.

GET MY BOY A TUTOR AND GIVE HIM SOME O-LEVEL EXAMS.

He should be playing cricket in the street and racing rickshaws 😔

#asks??? in this economy??? #topnotchquark!!! #(i need to give you a proper tag) #kimi antonelli

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Extremely specific assumption you have a thing for uccio

The thing being the urge to stick his head down a Weatherspoon's toilet and flush 🥰🥰

what assumptions can you gather from my fics

#asks??? in this economy??? #Cate tag

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what is a super licence i want one. also hi im not into f1 but i am into oldtimers and jdm can i join the cars club :]

OOOOOOOH YES PLEASE DO JOIN (ID LOVE TO HEAR MORE ABOUT JDM AND OLD CARS, WHAT WOULD BE YOUR ALL TIME FAV CAR?)

Anyways a super license is a license given out by the governing body of Motorsport, the F.I.A. To earn a licence, you must collect super license points by participating in another series such as but not limited to INDYCAR, Formula 2, and more recently The F1 Academy.

Superlicense points can also be taken away as a penalty. Too many points lost and you lose your F1 seat.

#asks??? in this economy??? #Dykednn!!!

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psst do you got pics of bezz's nip piercing =^◕⩊◕^=ฅ

what do you think i am a drug dealer??

yes.

And the lovely @kingofthering has this post

#asks??? in this economy??? #kevin tag #marco bezzecchi

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wtf Marc marquez doin

slutting out <3

Not the first time he's done it and hopefully not the last

#asks??? in this economy??? #eachtra tag #From the zoo wee mama tag.