#at least i ttttthhhhhink thats how old they are when That happens

[grimmjowjaegerjaquez]

in my "itachi just takes sasuke and runs" au, they run into kisame who just looks at these two, 7 and 12-13 year old boys and is like "sigh well i guess i have no choice :/ its hard being a single mother when you are a 24 year old man"

#nartposting #at least i ttttthhhhhink thats how old they are when That happens #and i think uh. actually saying their real ages really just kind of makes the fact that it happened at all extremely funny #like. the way he is initially portrayed in all of sasuke's flashbacks you think hes way way older than sasuke is #but no hes only like 4 years older than him #also even funnier when you look at the part 1 age for itachi being like. 17-18 #and then kisame who is like. 30. #well 29 but still lmfao #also also i dont think kisame would quite frame it that way since he really uh. thinks he is a despicable person lmfao. #i could see him being like ''wow i am tricking these kids into trusting me :/// this is so fucked up of me''