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almaasi · 4 years

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reaction post typed while watching SPN 15x07 “Last Call”

in which Dean realises he has really bad taste in men and then realises Cas ain’t so bad actually

05:20pm

ngl i’m expecting good things

bi dean please. i know dean runs into an ex boyfriend, played by christian kane, who is a friend of jensen’s, so i guess if he was gonna be gay he’d do it with someone he trusts

edit: that sounds laughable in hindsight i’m so sorry for typing that

the writer jeremy adams also wrote scoobynatural and that’s my fave soooo

*steeples fingers*

bring me obviously canon bisexuality

and breakfast bc i’m hungry

04:24

actually i think i need to eat and then watch, this ep needs my full attention brb

04:48pm

okay here we go!!! also i saw a gifset on my dash as i loaded this new post so i know cas says “hey” in the bunker and I LOOK FORWARD TO THAT

04:51

up until the car disappeared, i somehow managed to completely forget that this was a show about monsters and i just assumed there was some lesbian drama about to happen

arurhghh i can’t stand the whole non-consensual iv blood thing

worse squick than the vomiting tbh

EILEEN AND SAM BEING HAPPY AND DOMESTIC THIS IS THE DREAM

don’t anyone take this away from us please

also 100% that sight is making dean pine for cas more

04:56

1. dean turned down food, still obsessed with Real Meat (gay)

2. doesn’t want to drag happy couple into monster business

3. seems especially pretty today. his eye pink matches his lip pink*

* i wonder if the makeup dept actually puts colour on him or just let jensen’s own colouring show? because i love when the eyeshadow matches the lipstick

04:59

weird lingering on the sheriff’s face with that big ol smile

idk what “night rider” is but that’s the name dean used when he was pretending to be a truck driver on the radio that one time

i feel like whatever the sheriff’s talking about in LA, dean knows what he’s talking about but trying not to bite because he’s in work mode

edit: what........was even the point of this.................. it was weird and it probably meant something but i don’t get it. cool character but COMPLETELY USELESS TO THE PLOT. maybe just to get a character of colour in?? not complaining i just don’t get it. this scene with dean was like.... almost flirting

05:02

swayze’s bar, decorated in blue, red, and pink, and the lyrics are singing “where the girls go wild and the boys play hard”

UM OKAY

HERE WE GO

05:03

dean enters the bar right near some HORNY HORNS and some blue & pink lights

okay okay okay

05:05

OH MY GOD DEAN’S BOYFRIEND IS A SINGER

AND A DAMN GOOD ONE

bar full of bi lights yee

i swear their eyes just did the lip-dip thing for a brief sec

also???? jensen’s pupils are dilated more than christian’s

which is

interesting

05:10

THEY’RE DRINKING FAMILY BUSINESS BEER

also kinda seems like dean ditched the girl for the guy and isn’t that just the way

05:11

dean: that’s usually how this ends, innit?

..oh my gosh there;s...... so much between them?? they’re soft for each other??? and??? i’m???

05:14

the way cas speaks directly into his phone WHERE ARE YOU. <3 <3 <3

05:15

WHAT IS IT WITH DEAN AND TRIPLETS

“we split em up fair and square” IMPLYING THAT THEY SHARED???? and had a fivesome??

throwback to crowley, clearly. triplets of unspecified gender

05:19

dean’s shiny lil smile when he looks at lee

I DON’T KNOW WHETHER I’M MORE INTO JENSEN SINGING OR DEAN SINGING BUT ASJHFHJSDFGHJ HELLO

05:23

GIVE DEAN A HAPPY ENDING WHERE HE CAN RUN A BAR WITH HIS BOYFRIEND AND THROW PEOPLE OUT THE WINDOW

05:29

OH NO BETRAYAL

did not expect that :c

dean needs better boyfriends

“very ......russian”

i love this cas too

05:42

aww after dean sees how shitty his ex boyfriend was, he finds cas is in the bunker being concerned about sam, dean’s realising cas is the right guy-shaped entity for him

05:44pm

it’s over

okay??? well... not what i was expecting, but honestly even i didn’t expect what i was expecting

but this episode singularly by itself just... represented so much endgame dean/cas imo. dean’s like HEY HOT GIRLS and then HEY OLD FRIEND I HAVE A DEEP CONNECTION WITH and then HEY EVERYTHING SUCKS BUT I KEEP FIGHTING BECAUSE I CARE ABOUT PEOPLE MORE THAN MY OWN HAPPINESS and then HEY WAIT CAS RUINS EVERYTHING EXCEPT HE SAVED MY BROTHER’S LIFE WHILE I WAS GONE and HEY MAYBE HAVING HIM AROUND ISN’T SO BAD and HEY SAM GETS TO BE HAPPY AND DOMESTIC MAYBE I CAN HAVE THAT TOO IF WE BEAT GOD, WHICH APPARENTLY WE CAN

in a round-about way i mean

i can’t tell you how many times i expected dean to kiss lee though. like when he was dying. smooch

BUT NOPE.

never seen so much bisexual background lighting in my life

suddenly i understand why that flash of red was there in the light rotation. bi DANGER bi DANGER bi DANGER

it was there all along and i didn’t know what it meant until the end

but yeah dean just killed his ex boyfriend and that was like the opposite of what he needed right then. but also maybe he was symbolically killing his interest in other people? because that bar lady very much did not get together with dean

anyway there’s probably 47 good meta posts about this already yaya

#spn #spn spoilers #15x07 #last call #season 15 #Elmie watches things #post of postiness #Dean is bisexual #Dean x Lee #Destiel

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incorrect4minute · 6 years

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bad girl: jeon jiyoon au

(semi proofread) this au is heLLA long lmao prepare yourself

but also let me know what you thought of this, i never usually write bullet poit style

request if you’d like to see more au’s like this! - admin muzik

jeon “jenyer” jiyoon was bad news

one of those girls who were “badass to the bone”

she sometimes came to school on a motorcycle

and wore a leather jacket with her gang’s logo on the back

the gang was called ‘4Minute’

this was due to the fact that they could literally beat you up or ruin your life in 4Minutes

or so the rumours said

they weren’t bullies or drug addicts etc

they just liked having the five of them in the group, no one else

this is why people started leaving them alone and making up rumours about them and why they’re so cold and daunting

this is also why the girls started acting colder towards other students, talking back to teachers etc etc

jiyoon was the most intimidating of the five

she was also the loudest

yelling profanities at other students who looked at her the wrong way in the hallway

she was suspended for 2 weeks when she came to school with green hair

however comma

after those two weeks, her hair was still green

she was sent out of every class

labelled as a ‘disgrace’

she argued that it was a ‘fashion statement’ ‘students should be able to express themselves’

the teachers would have none of it

most students thought she was ‘crazy’ (wink wonk)

like some kind of harley quinn wannabe

she had this aggressive gaze

it was almost like Medusa’s gaze

hence why most students looked away whenever she or 4Minute strutted through the halls

however comma

while most people looked away from jiyoon

your gaze followed her

what?

even though she kinda scared you

she was exceptionally beautiful

you didn’t necessarily have a crush on her

you knew she was a bad influence

everyone and their grandma knew she was bad news

but somehow that made her more intriguing??

she had never acknowledged you

however (comma)

she once fought with your best friend

jiyoon skipped her in the lunch line

your best friend didn’t know how or when to keep her mouth shut

she called jiyoon out for it

jiyoon attempted to start a fight with her

but she caught your eye

you were terrified of jiyoon could do (you heard a lot of rumours about her)

(plus you didn’t really want to get involved and break up a fight)

and walked off before a teacher could give her detention anOTHER ONE

(but we all know your best friend would’ve lost lmaooo)

no one

and i mean no one

crosses jeon jiyoon

and gets away with it

you never had much of a problem with jiyoon, in fairness, you didn’t know much about her

all you really knew was she lived in the house across from you and was hella “badass”

you were a quiet student

you kinda just blended into the background

you tolerated her loudness in the canteen and in the halls

like most students when she walked through the halls

you turned away or hid your face in a book

yet

the one place you didn’t tolerate her loudness was in class

you actually liked learning

the class you performed best in was english

on the flip side

this was jiyoon’s worst class

she hated the teacher

(but it was really because she struggled with english, but didn’t want to seem helpless or stupid)

so one day in english

the teacher decided to ask jiyoon to recite a bit from the textbook

in front of the whole class

for the first time - jeon jiyoon was nervous

she stood up and began to read

she stumbled and stuttered

mispronounced and missed out words she didn’t know

some people began giggling and muttering under their breath

jiyoon’s ear’s had gone red

once she’d finished she quickly sat down and tried to act cool about embarrassing herself in front of the whole class

the teacher sighed

“jiyoon, we’ve been reading the book for weeks, we’ve gone over the pronunciation of these words. have you even been practising?”

she looked scared for a split second before returning to cool jiyoon™

“whatever,” she said as she rolled her eyes

the teacher sighed again

“fine, let’s now see someone i know will have been practising, y/n, please read that same paragraph for the class”

like most human beings

you hated reading for the class

but

english was your best subject

so you tried to act more confident

you stood up and began to read

sure you stuttered on a few words but you did a very good job

your teacher gave you a proud smile

before they could talk about your reading

your teacher was asked to go see the headteacher by another member of staff who knocked on the classroom door as you were finishing

once they’d left, the class were all talking

you, unfortunately, didn’t sit near any of your friends

but you did sit across from jeon jiyoon

she sat beside hyuna (another member of 4Minute)

jiyoon must’ve been a bit annoyed at the fact you did wayyy better than her in speaking

so much so

she was doing an impression of you to hyuna and those around her

“i’m y/n! i’m sooooo good at english! blah blah blah!” she mimicked in a high pitched voice

(nothing like yours but nice try sis)

you tried your best to ignore it

the chatter in the class was starting to die down

as they all began listening to jiyoon

this, obviously, made things very uncomfortable for you as everyone in the class started turning around to look at you

she paused to laugh about it with hyuna

at this point, you weren’t necessarily upset

you were kinda pissed off

(who wouldn’t be?)

you turned to face jiyoon’s general direction

“you know jiyoon, if you actually practised and tried in this class instead of picking fights in the lunch line and dying your hair shitty shades of green, you might be able to be as good as me”

oooffftttt

bitch

you snapped!

the class went dead silent

jiyoon deadass just stared at you

if looks could kill lmaoooo

thankfully, your teacher came back into class just in time

(you were afraid jiyoon was about to literally murder you)

your teacher was a tad bit concerned with the fact jiyoon was staring at you with just a dash of rage in her eyes

but it was last period on a friday

they could care less lol

they continued the lesson but the bell rang, dismissing you for the day

you quickly gathered your stuff before skrrt skrrting out of class

you met your friends outside

they were pretty impressed with your comment to jiyoon

(you were impressed with yourself too)

you said goodbye to them at the school gates and walked along the street to your part-time job

this was at a restaurant

it high key sucked at it was straight after school on a friday but the place was pretty understaffed and you never really had any plans for a friday as your friends were studious or busy with family etc

you arrived at work, got changed into the uniform and got round to waiting tables

the hours flew by

probably bc you didn’t even have time to stop and check the time

before you knew it, it was time to wipe down the tables and close

you collected your things, said goodbye to the owner and began to walk home

it was now nighttime but the city was still buzzing with people in nightclubs etc

walking home at night never bothered you

there was fear in the back of your mind about getting jumped

(so you had a wee bottle of pepper spray in your bag just in case)

but you’d been working at the restaurant for a couple months and nothing had happened

you passed a bar with some men smoking and drinking outside it

they called on you

but you kept walking

they kept calling you

you kept walking

two of them began to follow you

you quickened your pace, you were nearly home

one of them caught up to you and started yelling at you (all creepy like)

you suddenly felt frozen with fear

that was until a hand came out of nowhere, grabbed yours, and began dragging you away

you stumbled a bit, trying to gain balance

and figure out what the fuck was going on

you saw the men being punched in the face by two tall figures

they were then pepper-sprayed by two others

you couldn’t see who they were

nor who was pulling you

the person was still running, as were you

you saw you were at your street but they kept going

“hey can you like stop now, my house is coming up!” you yelled at the person

they began to slow down back to a walking pace

but

they didn’t let go of your hand (!!!!)

your street was dark (bc most of the streetlights didn’t work and no one had bothered to come to fix them lol)

however comma

you could make out the writing on the back of the person’s jacket

‘4Minute 4Ever’

it took you a split second to realise who this was and what just happened

“jiyoon?”

they stopped outside your house

‘twas jeon jiyoon (and 4Minute) who saved you

“are you okay?” she asked, fully concerned and slightly out of breath

“y-yeah i’m fine....i think?” you replied, slightly dumbstruck

“what do you mean you think? did they get their filthy paws on you, if they did i swear-”

“n-no, there’s just a lot to process just now...”

“oh....yeah, must be, uhhh, is there anything i can do?”

“would you mind staying with me, at least until my parents get back, i-i kinda don’t want to be alone...butonlyifthatsokaywithyou!” you rushed to say, still a tad dazed

she gave you a small smile “sure,” she giggled, “i’ll protect you.”

you let yourself into your house and led jiyoon up to your room

“can i get you anything? drink? snack?” you asked, now remembering she was about to murder you only hours ago

“i should be asking you that!” she replied, you both kinda laughed but then remembered how much worse that situation could’ve been if she wasn’t there

you both sat on your bed in a somewhat awkward silence

“i thought you hated me, especially after last period, i’m sorry, i shouldn’t have spoken to you like that, i just-” you said, breaking the silence

“i deserved it, i was a COMPLETE asshole,” she sighed, staring at her hands

“i’m so shit at english, i am at most subjects, i just hide it to keep my ‘badass’ image, i wish i could understand it like you.”

she sighed again

you just sat there shook shocked

“why me? there are other who do way better than me in class...?”

“do i really have to say it?” she smiled at you, but then looked down at your carpet “i um, i did try in school for a while, to impress someone, but they never really noticed, and once 4Minute became a thing i just trying i guess.”

“who were you trying to impress? a teacher, parents?” you asked

“i, uh, it’s silly,” she let out a shaky laugh

“it’s fine if you don-”

“i like you y/n”

“-n’t have, what? why? since when? why??”

“i like you, you seem cool, you’re smart and you’re literally the most attractive human being alive. and uh since when? i was gonna beat up your friend in the lunch line but i saw you behind her, looking scared, and i don’t know, i didn’t want you to be scared of me. i wanted you to like me the way i liked you.”

you were speechless, “but you looked so angry when i called you out in class.”

“i let everything get the better of me, i wasn’t angry at you, i was angrier at myself for not practising, for messing up. hyuna is the only in 4Minute who knows i like you, she stopped me from continuing that shit impression, i’m glad she did, but i’m still sorry i did it.” jiyoon looked at you

“y/n, i am so sorry for ever scaring you or making you feel uncomfortable.”

“it’s okay-”

“y/n, it’s not okay, i feel awful,”

“ji-”

“i just wish i could make things better!”

that’s when you leaned forward and kissed her

you were literally kissing the most intimidating member of 4Minute, in the midst of her confessing to YOU!!

you pulled away first “that made everything better”

she smiled (and blushed a little!!)

“jiyoon, it’s okay. just let me help, i’ll practice with you.”

she smiled “i’d like that. and also, just to clarify, does this mean you like me too?”

“it does.” you smiled back and you both leaned back in for another kiss

“Y/N WE’RE HOME!” your mum called and the front door slammed shut making both of you jump and break the kiss too soon (for both your likings)

shit

you and jiyoon looked at each other

you knew your parents wouldn’t be totally chill with having jeon jiyoon in their house

“you could try the front door if you naruto run past them” you suggested

“nah, i’ll use the window.”

“wait what? why? you could die!?” you whisper shouted

“i can die happy now that i know you like me, and if i survive, i won’t have an absolute nerd as my english tutor!” she said as she started unlocking your window

“the door would’ve been better!” you exclaimed as she got a grip on the drain pipe beside your window

“you’re right, but i wouldn’t be labelled as a badass if i used the door!” and she started to climb down

“at this point, you’re more like a dumbass than a badass, babe.” you giggled

“i’ll just look past the dumbass part and focus on the babe part, babe.”

as she reached the ground, jiyoon smiled up at you, waved goodbye and naruto ran in the direction of her house.

turns out, jeon “jenyer” jiyoon wasn’t all bad news

#4minute #jeon jiyoon #4minute au #badgirl!au

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