#being trapped all alone in some fake copy of your dimension for literally thousands of years has got to fuck you up

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Evil Sausage is so incredibly deranged. Man's got a grand total of zero marbles left, I love him so much.

#Also love how Sausage can't stay in character too long without breaking into a fit of giggles #More seriously though #being trapped all alone in some fake copy of your dimension for literally thousands of years has got to fuck you up #He's living off the souls of the depraved and the souls of the innocent #He's been corrupted all this time #He's so bored and so resentful at this point that I think he deserves to kill a few villagers for fun #He's just Evil. He's a poor little meow meow. Bless this child of a man I hope he slays and gets slayed #Also also love how deadpan Shelby and fWhip were #Like yeah this is normal Sausage behaviour we're not worried. Anyways- #Empires SMP #Empires season 2 #Mythical Sausage #bratwurst #TEV Talk