#bianca and yoko are forever suffering under Wenclair Shenanigans(tm)

[tequiilasunriise]

Wenclair’s dynamic is so silly because they’re BOTH little freaks in their own ways like:

Wednesday, on the ground and bleeding out: Enid… Enid, stop your useless crying. My torso is already bleeding enough, no need for my ears to j-join in

Enid, holding her close: SHUT UP WILLA YOURE DYING

Bianca, being the rational one: What’s your blood type, Addams?

Wednesday: B negative

Enid, cradling Wednesday’s body even closer to her: IM TRYING NOT TO WEDNESDAY WAHHH DW I’LL AVENGE YOU!! THIS KITTY WILL SHRED EM UP WAAAHHH-!!!

✨Meanwhile✨

Yoko, trying to keep Enid awake: C’mon mutt, stay with me! Quick, what’s your type?

Enid, delirious from blood loss: Fuck, uh… dark hair, beautifully piercing eyes, a dry sense of humor with a thousand sharp knives-

Yoko, furiously shaking Enid’s limp body: NO YOU GAYASS! YOUR BLOOD TYPE!

Enid: O-oh… *glances down at all of her cuts* uh… red?

Yoko, stepping away from Enid: Yep, you’re dead now-

Wednesday, BUSTING in with arms full of medical supplies and blood bags: And you people told me memorizing everyone’s records was a bad idea

Yoko: Because it IS- you know what? Fuck it, just save your girlfriend already

#bianca and yoko are forever suffering under Wenclair Shenanigans(tm) #enid would be blleding out and STILL be like ‘yayayayy willa u came to save me!!’ with a shaky thumbs up #meanwhile a bleeding out wednesday would facepalm while on the verge of literal death #ur honor theyre so stupid and i LOVE them so much #Wednesday memorized everyone’s records bc she needs to know everyone’s weaknesses #and is so smug and casual about all of the dirt she knows #Enid just swoons over how cool and smart her fav goth is #once more Bianca and Yoko suffering over these two unself-aware gayasses #wenclair #wednesday addams #enid sinclair #yoko tanaka #bianca barclay