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Horropedia x Philocalist (OC) // Stuck With You

Note// can be taken as a x reader because this is technically like a "we're best friends but you actually thought we're dating" kind of trope lol

Warning// Suggestive and mentions of death and horror speculations(?)

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There is one day when Horropedia plans to invite his supposedly girlfriend to a ghost hunting date that is located at a haunted mansion... just the two of them.

Without knowing, Philocalist ended up suggesting if she can invite other people like Ms. Tooth Fairy, An An Lee, Blonney, and Jessica- Click happens to pop in too at the last minute because of An An Lee/ih

The brunette couldn't bring himself to say no to her... Yet at the same time, he is mentally screaming by the failed attempt of making them spend time together alone as couple----

Meanwhile, it seems Philocalist thinks her crush is just treating her like a travel partner, rather than something more than that - yet she seems alright about that.

How bad will this exploration be?

Probably wrong, as always.

So far, everyone got separated into groups because of a creature that has been roaming around the mansion - they couldn't even detect signs of life in the first place! How did that thing get inside? It seems... it must be a ghost.

But even if so, that huge spirit managed to destroy a long dining table in half by holding a normal solid axe somehow

Philocalist finds herself getting chased through the halls at the moment. Before things went out of board, she noticed how Blonney and Jessica ran away together along with An An Lee, Click and Tooth Fairy---

Concluding that Horropedia ran away by himself, she is aware having him separated from the group would be dangerous and even for her right now- so she tries to follow where he was running off to.

Haunting growls can be heard from behind, cueing that the entity is getting closer- she cautiously looks around as she takes a sharp turn to a hallway full of doors--

Just as she is trying to quickly pass by the hall, one of the wooden doors open as a pair of hands reach and snatch her by the waist right into the room-

Philocalist whimpers by the sudden pull, trying to get out of the hold she can't even detect who from the shadows. The door then gets locked again in the process.

"Calm down, Philo..."

The familiar caramel voice can be heard whispering her ear as a gloved hand is covering her mouth securely to prevent her from being too loud,

"It's me, wi- Philocalist. It's Horropedia!"

After a few seconds, the ravenette slowly stopped struggling as she confirmed the same scent of wood on him. Even when she tries to reach out an occupied hand towards the figure behind her, she can feel the familiar texture of the limited edition glasses he crookely wears.

Horropedia manages to stop her hand with his other had gently as she can already imagine an amused grin, "Wow, be careful there...!"

".....Mm....." Philocalist quietly hums, not sure if she should take his hand off of her lips while being in an awkward position.

The horror fanatic finally realizes the situation before quickly letting her speak as she can now quietly gasp for some cool air to lower the pressure.

"Oops- my bad."

"I'm glad I get to find you- but what happened to you when we got separated...?" Philocalist quietly whispers before approaching the locked door to try and check for any footsteps that can be heard from the other side.

"Just got here too- and got some time to look around here before..." Horropedia walks away, cueing the puzzled Philocalist to follow along, "I found this."

He then uncovers a huge painting that was covering a tunnel path to a room.

"This..." The raventte starts, "I think this is intentionally made to hide..-"

"-Secrets." Horropedia finishes swiftly with his infamous, goofy grin.

Just that, he motions a dramatic gesture with his hands as if stating "ladies first" at Philo. Who places her hand on her chest dramatically as if "omg, you shouldn't have-" before crawling carefully-

They carefully try to enter the door at the end of the tunnel--

But the moment they went further- the door immediately locks itself by force even if Horropedia was holding on to it.

"Okay- that's a fascinating mechanism." The brunette mutters, unsurprised. Trying to study the door as Philocalist just got a bit jumpty after the sudden big noise.

"Yep- We're stuck." Horropedia confirms as he takes a closer look at the door, even failing to open it again or unlocking it, "Surprisingly, the door seems to have the gap covered from being exposed in order to prevent some card from swiping in-"

"Well, very clever...." She mutters softly before sighing. Knowing that's not good for the both of them.

"Don’t worry- got a backup plan." Horropedia suddenly says before taking out some kind of controller- then clicking it.

Beep!

"Okay, SOS sent." Horropedia affirms before putting it back as Philocalist processes what just happened.

"Oh." That's the only she can spill about that, "Do you think they can find us...?"

"Please- if they can't, we might as well make a path besides a door and a window afterall!" Horropedia suggested as he looks around the room they are in, which seems like a bedroom.

"This place..." Philocalist whispers, "It has a king's bedroom-" She stops nefore her fingers softly bump into a picture frame from a cabinet.

She lots the picture frame a bit to see a photo of a pair who are notably weqring engsgement rings, "A married couple's bedroom..."

"Married couple- Norman and Eva?" Horropedia, "Gosh, this is it! It's in here!"

"Their will note?" Philocalist asks curiously.

"The same place where they mysteriously passed in their sleep- but also that." Horropedia acts as matter of factly before starting to work on his investigation, "You got your tools?"

"Yes." The ravenette nods before taking out an led light to scrutinize around the room as well.

"I wonder what would be the cause of their death- some kind of chemical on the bed?" He checks the bedsheets carefully with a flashlight, "Abnormal infestation going on?" He checks cabinets, "Or have they recently touched something in the bathroom-" He then goes to the shared bathroom with 2 sinks, "Mmm- the cause of their death could be outside the bedroom- but then we already checked everywhere else- did we?"

"Their death couldn't just strangely happen, just after the moment they fell on the bed..." Philocalist ponders as she rubs her chin lightly in thought.

She tries to check the bed again with an LED light. Even the pillows.

"No blood stains...

A-Ah,,, "

Philocalist quickly backs away from the bed as she takes the LED light close to her. Having a disturbed look

"What is it? You found somethibg???" Horropedia's eyes can be seen Sparkling with determination.

"Eh... I don't think you don't wanna see this but-" Philocalist slowly hands the light to the taller one before quickly turning away to get busy with other kinds of furniture.

The man was confused at first before looking down at the bed sheet with the LED light now-

His eyes widens.

Stains... transparent stains that seem to be the surface layer besides dust.

"What the hell...?" Horropedia grimace before slowly looking toward Philo who is just as embarrassed and traumatized as he is. "They both kicked the bucket because-"

"Yes." That’s all Philocalist is going to say before silence invades the dim litted room.

"Now- this is far from what I expected," Horropedia admits before scratching his head a bit after taking off the plastic gloves. "I guess we now know how they died...-"

"Y-Yea..." Philocalist nervously laughs quietly, before moving further away from the bed.

"Alright- let's find the will contract." The brunette quickly changes the topic as he notices the tension becoming a bit suffocating. The other nods in agreement before kneeling down to search anything underneath the furniture. Horropedia had a lot of thoughts running in his head, but eventually stop looking around in deep detail when he finally has the courage to look back at his partner again. Noticing how far she seems from him as well.

"Are you alright, wife...?" Horropedia tries to light up the mood with his usual joke of a nickname for her. He mentally cringes at the fact that it actually turns out even worse if he calls her that at a dead couple's bedroom---

"Yes... I'm alright. I'm just surprised." Philocalist reassures quietly as she tries to tie her hair up so it doesn't make contact with the floor. Trying to ignore his eyes on her doing it.

"I just hope nothing haunted happens here- it would be very embarrassing for the ghosts...-"

Horropedia laughs by her comment. "T-True!"

"Ah,,, hey. Why are you far away now? Come here." Horropedia motions Philocalist with his arms, "We have to stick together, just in case."

"I-I think this distance is good enough..." Philocalist's lightly muffled voice seems more nervous than ever, "There’s no way someone can kidnap me from if I'm close to a bar--"

"...Philo- p-please trust me, I won't do anything weird!!" The nerd protests as he tries to explain, his now leather gloved hands waving like crazy. "Don’t be scared of me, you know me too well!"

"I'm not scared of you," Philocalist responds a bit more calmly yet still m

looking at something, "I just don’t know how should I even act around you in these kinds of situations... I like you, after all."

"Huh."

"Huh...?"

"You like like me?"

"Yes."

"But, Philocalist- I thought we're already dating."

Silence conquers the room once again...

Both of their faces slowly start looking like tomatoes, either by realization or embarrassment.

"I'm sorry, I didn't know you thought of me that way--- you were very subtle;;-" The ravenette girl apologizes as she quickly stands up, startling Horropedia a bit.

"No no!!! Huh,,, It's my bad... I can't read the rooms right---" Horropedia rambles back as he scratches his cheek in conflict, "

He slowly tries to approach Philocalist, who seems to back away as an instinct. Horropedia doesn't seem to mind as he walks closer to her figure, trapping her against the wall as a glove hand is placed next to her head loosely with a calmer but serious expression.

Of course, he cautiously tries to eye both sides or at the locked door if there's ever anyone somehow who manages to break in.

"...Philocalist." The brunette with glasses starts solemnly, "I've always loved you, even right now."

"...H... Horropedia." Philocalist looks away a bit, but the other autist prevents her by holding on to her chin lovingly, making her look at him in the eyes.

"I'm serious," Horropediw says, "Who else would I treat the same as I treat you? Who is the first person I come into mind when inviting to come to a haunted mansion with me?

Philocalist, you're one of my best friends who I can count on. But... you're a special kind of best friend- I, I want you to- no, I want to be your boyfriend."

Horropedia tries not to ramble, but it seems is failing. Philocalist can't even help but get redder by the confession---- yet she gently leans in to nuzzle on his neck to try to calm her heartbeats--

"...I love you,,, and I want to be your girlfriend, too." She whispers, feeling a bit embarrassed yet voluntarily feels the need to express that. "Thank you,,, I'm sorry."

"It's okay," Horropedia assures as be now hugs her back, "We just have to hope the others are okay- we can still try and find an exit-"

"I-I know they're capable,,, but what I mean is, I wish I should've known sooner,,,"

"Is alright, boo... I can't even get mad at you at all for that-"

After he lovingly admits it to her, he gently boops their foreheads for a good moment...

Before suddenly, a beep can be heard as Horropedia lightly pulls away from the hug to respond to the mechanism that was on his pocket, which was a walkie-talkie.

"Ehhhh.. everything alright there???" Jessica asks who jusy happened to take the talkie from Blonney, "We detected your signal- we're coming to where you are."

"An An Lee managed to find the Merrian's will contract after noticing Click's latest photos." Blonney cam be heard from the background as the voice of the said ghost buster can also be heard vaguely as "Yeah no I can't believe it either-".

"Gosh,,, what a miracle. " Philocalist whispers.

"Horropedia and Philocalist here- copy that!"

Horropedia holds the button before releasing once stating it. He then quickly takes out his gun and aims at the door, still holding on Philocalist's waist.

"My gun is ready - I should have thought of this sonner!!!" He yells out in ecstasy as he shoots - Summoning the Twin Dolls. The cursed creatures quickly work on chopping on the old wood in different pieces and digging the hole wider. It then explodes into nothing but a bigger entrance tunnel

"Golly...-" That’s one word Philocalist let's out after seeing that. Once again.

"Journey on! We're just getting started!" He happily chirps before taking his now official girlfriend's hand in his before running towards the exit. Philocalist only giggles at his enthusiasm before following suit with a warm smile.

#// oc content #reverse: 1999 #reverse 1999 #r1999 #horropedia

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Worn Teeth And Old Marks 01 - Route 66

Horropedia: 10.5 inches, fresh root, slightly decayed … Oh! The saliva … presumably it’s from a … or say, that giant carbuncle. But it could also be another speciality of Green Lake! For my personal taste, though, monster horror is obviously of a lower class. Hm … If I remember correctly, Ms. Tooth Fairy’s pouch is about 5 inches long. The size of the tooth is almost twice that of the poor flannelette bag … and it’s a bit too conservative to call such a deadly weapon a tooth.

Tooth Fairy: Excellent point, Mr. Horropedia. That is the case. Although I don’t mind expanding my collections … As I said earlier, it’s not common to see a critter of this size. So thank you very much for getting me this, Ms. Blonney.

Blonney: Ugh … In terms of the results, yes you should thank me. In fact I just fancy its sharpness … Before you make it one of your collections, could you ask Freddie to break the stupid wood into pieces with it? … We’ll give it back to you as soon as we find the axe. Immediately!

Horropedia: Whoo! The more reliable team came back … Hey, this way!

Sonetto: Ms. Tooth Fairy, I am very sorry … There are much more teeth in the area than we thought. Most broken teeth of the critters are excluded. There are fifteen remaining. They belong to different kinds of carbuncles, lindworms and olitiaus respectively … and quite a few baby teeth of humans.

Vertin: Considering the age of some of the Zeno Youth Force, it’s not really surprising.

Sonetto: If the human teeth are all excluded, there are another three unidentifiable … Well, in fact, I cannot confirm if they are teeth or not … but I guess the collections will always be special. Ms. Tooth Fairy, you could spend some time carefully screening …

Tooth Fairy: Ah. It’s here.

Sonetto: Um … sorry? You mean it’s among the baby teeth over there? … Do you need to double check? As far as I know, these are all baby teeth of children aged around 12. They have something in common that …

Tooth Fairy: I understand your concern, Ms. Sonetto. But as you said, the nine teeth in the pouch are all my unique collections. I know every pattern, every inch of wear and tear on them … Without even a glimpse, by touching alone, I can easily distinguish them from hundreds of teeth.

Jason: Hey. This is much more like an arcanist in my knowledge. Some quirks … you know, compared to those who aim at heads or toes in the stories, it’s kind of less weird to collect your own baby teeth.

Blonney: … Shut up, Jason. If you have time talking nonsense, you’d better give me a hand!

Tooth Fairy: As I know, over 40% of humans incline to collect their baby teeth as a record of their growth. Though their purpose is different from mine, it demonstrates that collecting baby teeth is not something exclusive to arcanists. My college mate had an elaborate brass box. It was filled with her own teeth.

Blonney: Your college … mate? That means .. you studied at …

Tooth Fairy: It’s the college for humans, Ms. Blonney. It’s located in Rochester, Minnesota. From my analysis of the information, I was the only arcanist admitted to Mayo Medical School that year. However, please allow me to make one thing clear.

Lying in her palm is the baby teeth that stained with blood, like a sugar cube that tastes weird.

Tooth Fairy: … This is not my baby tooth.

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Route 66

Route 66 starts from Chicago, Illinois, and runs west across to Santa Monica in Los Angeles County, California. It’s a highway that has developed rapidly since the war was over. On Route 66 ran Wills Keep in the past, and then Cadillac. Countless families from the east hummed tunes as they sped towards the beach, just like rockets roaring to the universe. However, the introduction of the Interstate Highway Act marked its drastic decline. Now it is barely known.

Car Radio: Welcome to Eastern Tornado! This is your old friend …

Even though the car has long been a necessity for every American now …

Car Radio: The first song is from Whitney Houston …

But for someone who had just turned 18, a lonely road trip was fresh experience indeed.

Tooth Fairy: Huh … Hopefully this meeting with the Professor will go smooth …

That’s right—a sudden call from my mentor set me on this brief journey.

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Campbell’s Home

Tooth Fairy: Yes. Thank you very much for this. Father said I wouldn’t have completed my studies at Mayo without your help. However, as for the conference … Approximately, it takes at least five days to drive from here to Arizona. Father has been quite busy these days… I’m sorry. Please allow me to …

Professor: Hahahaha, don’t be uptight, kid! Like I said, it’s just a casual family call, a small talk … I haven’t seen you for a long time since I quit working as a visiting professor. How’s Mr. Campbell doing? Oh! He loves you very much … Of course, I must say, you never let him down. A Subaru SVX, the red one … It’s your graduation present and birthday gift, right?

Tooth Fairy: Oh … yes.

Professor: Welcome to adulthood! Now you’re 18 years old, a big boy … oh no, an adult! The talented student I tutored in person. The most impressive one in the history of Mayo. One month? Or two? Maybe we haven’t seen each other in a long time…

Tooth Fairy: If you mean the last time we met, I think it was over six months ago.

Professor: Oh, six months … quite a long time! *sigh* I still remember the first time I saw you, the textbooks you were to read was even taller than you …

Tooth Fairy: … Thank you for thinking of me, but … …

Professor: Hm?

Tooth Fairy: … Fine, fine. I’ll bring that Stags’ Leap Cabernet Sauvignon … Mother has been keeping an eye out for it when she heard of your interest.

Professor: So you’re coming, right?

Tooth Fairy: If I can make it, Professor … After all, I haven’t tried driving across half of the continent yet.

Professor: Oh! That is … fantastic! Take your time! Thank Mrs. Campbell for the wine for me, kid. I’ll see you in a few days.

…

Tooth Fairy: Hah … Hah …

The screeching of the brakes yanks me from my thoughts.

Tooth Fairy: *coughs* Damn …

I swerve to the side right in time, but the figure that suddenly appears from the side of the road …

…

Route 66 runs across the American continent. By then it has long been one of the loneliest highways.

Tooth Fairy: *cough* …! How … could there be … a child here?

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When I think about it now … I wish I had never got this blood-stained baby tooth.

#reverse 1999 #events #worn teeth and old marks

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Never watched a slasher film in my life, but one can assume these guys exactly fit the archetypes of a bunch of teenagers/college aged people going out on a camping trip in the woods and getting murdered?

What a way to introduce Anne, lmao.

Blonney! Heya.

There a part in the prologue where they censor out the word ‘pants’ just like this scene, which is funny.

Oh it even has the classic outro text! Cool throwback. (the only horror movie I’ve watched is Smile and another one I can’t remember the title of)

The girls! (and horropedia. i guess.)

Oh my fuckinh god bluepoch they didn’t have to put that text right after Sonetto fumbling the bag

I wanna mess with him and see how he reacts

Oh. OHHH he is just like me fr fr

The lad is funny. I like him.

Awww, Sonetto does not enjoy horror stories.

WAIT.

TOOTH FAIRY.

I. I don’t know whether to take this statement as her collecting teeth as would a rock collector does with pebbles in the road or her throwing hands with children and knocking their teeth out.

vertin moment

#reverse 1999 #playing rev 1999 #a nightmare at green lake #<- block this tag if you don’t want spoilers

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fishareglorious · 5 months

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cabin in the woods haha

I mean. If you want to know dirt about St. Pavlov there was the whole fuckery of the breakaway incident. Not exactly human experimentation but if you know you know. Ask Vertin herself.

r u sure about that ma’am

why is he doing the :3 face. Is it just me or am I going insane

I dunno if Joshua’s trying to poke the hornet’s nest and making Blonney admit she’s a massive horror nerd, or just genuinely like that. Either way I think he’s going to get smacked in the face

Jesus, that’s vicious. Humans hating arcanists is a pretty heavy-handed theme in most of the game, but a shame to see it till the 1990s.

Kick his ass! And give his teeth to Tooth Fairy.

Yes ma’am.

I do love how after threatening everyone she starts to corral everyone into calming down like they’re a bunch of preschoolers. Being a dentist for young children probably gave her that experience.

Holy balls. So we are in a horror movie now. lmao.

Man speaks like we’re the ones aiming a gun at his face.

Tooth Fairy’s family name is Campbell. Campbell canned soup canonically exists in-game. Are they related somehow.

#reverse 1999 #playing rev 1999 #a nightmare at green lake

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A Nightmare At Green Lake 11 - White Moss

Horropedia: You offered us the best odds. We have The Last Girl!

Anne: Please don’t say that. I’m not that good. It was pure luck.

Blonney: No, you are awesome. You struck away a knife with a branch and took the murderer’s life with his own weapon. I can’t be wrong with your part to play here. You are The Last Girl! I should have noticed this earlier. You are gentle, simple, and kind-hearted enough to put yourself in danger to save others. No one is more suitable for this role than you. This is your part. Good, good. From now on, I will stay right next to you, because where you are is always going to be the safe place.

Anne: Jennifer …?!

Horropedia: Blondie, I need to remind you that the character who relies on others always leads to a miserable end.

Blonney: Ugh, get lost! Have you ever wondered why people dislike you? Anne, promise me, you will keep me safe with this “special power” of yours!

Sonetto: This is good. Blonney seems to be more relaxed now. She smiles a lot more as well.

Tooth Fairy: She is changing. Not bad.

Vertin: Ms. Tooth Fairy, please take a look at this.

Tooth Fairy: A piece of moss … with mud, and a sour and earthy smell … It smells the same as the key. I found this smell in that car as well as on the sofa in the cabin. Where did you get this

Vertin: There’s a special area near the woods where the temperature and humidity levels are higher, so mosses are ubiquitous.

Tooth Fairy: Any signs of artificial cultivation?

Vertin: I’m not sure. This place has been deserted for so long. We haven’t found any trace of human activities.

After examining the moss and thinking in silence, Tooth Fairy nods confirmedly.

Tooth Fairy: This is a potion. Like most moss-made potions, it paralyses the central neural system of humans. The subject will become impulsive, confused, and mad. They permeated the whole campsite with the rain, taking away the sanity from Jason, Freddie, and Michael, like what would happen in a horror movie.

Horropedia: No surprise. Ordinary people would never behave as foolish as the main characters in a horror movie. It’s said that a similar smell was also found on the Zeno Youth Force. Were they controlled by the moss here?

Tooth Fairy: Yes, the changes of personality can be one of the effects of the moss.

Vertin: So the moss not only affects humans, it also works on arcanists. What about us? Why haven’t we been affected?

Tooth Fairy: Time, it takes time. Humans perceive the world through the use of reason. They are the creatures of logic and senses. However, they soon lose their sanity when they meet insanity. Arcanists are not the same. We were born with chaotic, mixed emotions. Our innate sensitivity to feelings and potion resistance are stronger. The Zeno Youth Force stayed here for an adequately long period to be contaminated. It will also affect us when the time comes.

Horropedia: Perhaps we’ve lost our minds without realising it.

Horropedia puts both hands behind his head and sinks into the sofa. But soon he sits up straight again and approaches the table eagerly.

Horropedia: Oh, what are these? They look appealing. Why hasn’t anyone told me about them?

Tooth Fairy: I found them in the attic. These tiny and exquisite items have a lot to dig into.

Tooth Fairy looks up at the dark attic.

Tooth Fairy: Pity, I still haven’t found a tooth.

#reverse 1999 #events #a nightmare at green lake #1.2

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A Nightmare At Green Lake 04 - Cheap Syrup

Blonney: “AHHHHH!!!”

Anne: What was that?! Did someone scream?! My God, Jason, we have to check it out! I know they like to fool around, but we are here now …

Anne lowers her voice and looks into the depths of the shadow. She remembers the terrible story about the woods.

Jason: Michael, stay here and take a rest. Shh, don’t make any noise.

Michael: Uggh … uggh, alright. They will all be fine hah?

Jason: Hope so.

…

Anne: Blonney! Blonney! Stop playing hude and seek! This is not funny!

Jason: Wait, look over there.

A waist-height bush shakes suspiciously. It’s lush enough for an adult to hide behind.

Anne: Blonney? No, Freddie? Are you there? Not funny at all! Not cool! You two always like to spook people like this. I will not believe …

Butcher: Huh … hah …!

Jason: Anne, stay back!

Anne: Aaaaah!

The sharp blade cuts through the bushes, and their noses instantly catch the grassy smell. They stumble backward and fall to the ground.

Jason: What the hell was that! Fuck! Those stories are all true, all true! How’s that possible? It is not in compliance with the law of nature!

The smell of blood hits them. Anne looks up and sees her friends, who are lying behind the bushes and looking lifeless.

Anne: Oh, no! No no no! This is not happening! Oh, Lord!

Jason: No more crying Anne! Stand up, run! I will look out for you, run!

Anne: They … both of them are dead! My God! Jason … the blood is all over the place.

Jason helps his trembling friend get back on her feet. His legs are shaking as well, but they have to keep on running, as they dare not look back.

Jason: Don’t think too much. Don’t look back. Run, speed up!

Anne: Jason, head down!

Jason: Uggh…

Butcher: Hah…

Anne: No! Don’t … Heavens! Jason!

The blood of her dear friend fiercely spews out of his body like a can of shaken soda was finally opened. The body without a head falls backwards. The air is fishy. Anne keeps retreating, one step after another.

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Giant Critter: *roar*

Horropedia: Damn it! It’s catching up!

Sonetto: It’s moving too fast. I’ve never seen a critter this big! Not only the size, its strength and speed are also much enhanced from what we learned in the arcane creatures class! It took Ms. Tooth Fairy’s velvet pocket. We have to bring it down before it’s too late!

Vertin: Horropedia, do you have some cobweb bullets to trap it?

Horropedia: Only one left. Are you sure we have to fight it in the woods? We don’t have an edge. The campsite was completely destroyed within 15 seconds. I don’t suggest that we kill ourselves in this way.

Vertin: According to the map, there is the other campsite built in a wider region. We can fight it there! Turn left here, keep going for a hundred meters, and then cross the bush!

Giant Critter: Hiss!

Horropedia: Wow!

Vertin: Shoot that bullet! It’s going to get you!

Horropedia: What a pity! I was thinking of catching something else!

Giant Critter: *roar*

Sonetto: Excellent! It’s trapped!

Vertin: The bush is right over there. Follow me. Let’s speed up!

…

Michael: Coo, uggh … Hah …

Michael suffered an agonising death. He lied between bushes, moaning in pain as he lost more and more blood.

Anne: No, no, no …

As for Anne, she is like a tape player which only plays repeated screams. She monotonously repeats her denial of the situation, and circles the camp rounds after rounds. But the butcher’s blade always lands on the ground one inch behind her heel, not even touching one bit of her body.

Butcher: Heh…

Anne: Don’t, don’t get closer! No, don’t! Wait, you people are …

The figure jumping out of the bushes is coming straight at her. Anne closes her eyes in desperation.

Sonetto: Aaaahhh! My apologies, I didn’t mean to intrude … My God! What, what has happened here?!

Before coming out to the other side of the bush, none of them has ever expected such a horrific scene.

Horropedia: A crazy murderer? Student campers? Oh, this is much more interesting than I expected.

Vertin: Protect the victims. Get ready to fight!

Anne: Who are you?! And the bushes? Why did you come out of the bushes?

Sonetto: Worry not, Miss. Please get behind. You’re safe with us.

Anne: No no, that’s my friend! And they aren’t …

Sonetto: I understand. They deserve a decent funeral, after I take care of this demoniac creature.

Sonetto grasps her wand, keeping her friend behind.

Sonetto: May the peace be with us.

Tooth Fairy: Sonetto, calm down.

Michael: No! Don’t bury me … I don’t … wanna die …

…

Sonetto: What …

Michael: Hmm … *puff* hah! Ahem ahem … this taste of cherry syrup is killing me!

Sonetto: You … You’re still alive?

Michael: Ah? Of course, what kind of question is that!

Sonetto: But you were vomiting blood, and that gentleman over there doesn’t even have a head attached to his body.

Tooth Fairy: That’s a prop. It looks like a real one, nicely done. You add bloody-taste substitute into the cherry syrup which makes it smell like the real blood. Be prudent about the dosage because it’s slightly addictive … *smells* You’ve used too much.

Sonetto: What on earth is happening?

Tooth Fairy: This is a … theatre. Or, it is a filming site. These young people are busy with their business, while we just interrupted them.

Anne: I’m Anne. Are you two the actors Jennifer recruited?

Tooth Fairy: I’m afraid I don’t know this Jennifer you are referring to.

Anne: Ah. My bad. She sometimes goes by the name Blonney. It was just me who always call her Jennifer.

Blonney: Fuck it! Damn it! You idiots! Get your ass up. There’s no way we can use this take!

The “bodies” covered in blood get back on their feet one after another. A girl with blonde hair and blood stains on her face rushes angrily over.

Anne: Here she comes! Sorry, excuse me.

She quickly wags her hands horizontally in front of her chest, turning around and trotting towards her friend like a fluttering little bird.

Blonney: You! Who are you?

Vertin: Vertin.

Blonney: No, no! That’s not what I’m asking!

Horropedia: Ha? Are you asking me? I am Horropedia.

Horropedia’s eyes light up, looking at each one of the people standing before him.

Horropedia: And you are … the big one, the athlete; the smaller one, the fool; and the slim one, the scholar. The only girl who’s standing here. It seems like the first girl who lay down, I’m talking about you, a … ahem, alright, a blondie.

Blonney: What the hell? What is in your shrinked brain?! I’m asking who the hell you are, why you are here, and what do you break into my film site for?!

Vertin: Film?

Anne: Yes, we were in the middle of shooting a movie, a horror movie. Jennifer is our dire … director? And playwright … is that the word?

Horropedia: Horror movie? Here?

He blinks. His face is suddenly lit by an unusual glow.

Horropedia: Where is your gear? What’s the story?

Blonney: What’s your business here?

Horropedia: What? Or, aren’t you confident enough?

Blonney: The gear is right here! And the script too! Take a good look at it, smartass!

Horropedia: … Recorder CCD-TR57? The latest version, a pretty one. It costs quite a lot and has many features. Optic camouflaged outer shell, long stand-by time for operating independently, and hand gesture triggered flashlights and lighting adjustments … Wow! It’s the first time to see a real one other than those advertisements printed on magazines. Wjat a coincidence. How do you use the flash?

Blonney: Hey! Wait! Take your hands off me!

She was not quick enough to avoid Horropedia, who pinches the edge of her sleeve and drags her arms moving up and down.

Horropedia: With a snap? A wave? Or adjusting your glasses? Or an applause?

Blonney: Let go of me!

Horropedia: Ahahahaha, it’s the applause! Now it’s easier!

Blonney: Unbelievable! What the hell do you think you are doing?! Piss off!

Giant Critter: *roar*

Horropedia: … 5’31”, the sticky bullet should have been four times more powerful than this, but still within my estimation. Hey! Blondie, clap your hands!

Blonney: God! Damn it! For freak’s sake! Look what you brought here!

The blonde girl shakily claps her hands.

Giant Critter: Hiss …!

The autofocus Recorder ascends, generating a strong light as Blonney claps her hands. The gigantic critter roars in pain, aimlessly waving its claws in the air with tremendous force. The Recorder is hit, and exploded into pieces.

Blonney: My camera!

Vertin: Good. Now it’s time!

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A Nightmare At Green Lake 08 - In the Toffee Jar

Blonney: Uggh… My head, everywhere hurts. Did I get pulled into pieces or … Pi- … Pieces … No! Don’t …!

Sonetto: Blonney! You’re awake. I have just given you first aid for the wounds. For now, we will have to wait for Ms. Tooth Fairy to administrate a thorough treatment when she comes back. Don’t worry. She’s very professional and skilful. You won’t feel any pain in the process.

Blonney: Am I … am I in the cabin? Then I’m not dead. Good, I’m not dead.

Vertin: You are safe. The critter is gone, don’t worry. Follow me, take a deep breath. Hold my hand, right … another deep breath.

Blonney: …

Blonney gradually calms down, yet her hands are still trembling.

Vertin: Do you feel better now?

Blonney: Thank you. I feel much better now. Oh, Anne! Where’s she? Did she get hurt?

Vertin: We didn’t find her in the woods. Wasn’t she in Michael’s car?

Blonney: No, she wasn’t. She jumped off. She saw me being attacked by the critter and jumped out from the side window. Oh, no. The butcher, he must have taken Anne! Must … be him. I … I saw him too! He was walking towards her! Just like … what would happen … in a horror movie …

Vertin: It’s okay. Here, take my hand. We know where she is now, this is good. We will get her back safe and sound.

Blonney: Okay, I … I understand …

The wooden door once again opens with squeaky noises.

Sonetto: Ms. Tooth Fairy, you’re back! Where is Michael?

Tooth Fairy: They have gone.

She took a chain of keys out of her pocket and put it on the table.

Tooth Fairy: We are not able to catch up and intercept their car. It crashed on the … the edge of the woods in front of us.

Sonetto: Crashed on the edge of the woods? What do you mean?

Tooth Fairy: I don’t know either. Their car was about to rush out of the woods, and then we heard a huge crashing sound. The front section were squeezed together, and the rear wheels were lifted in the air. And there was an explosion. Looks like the car … was crashing to an invisible wall. It happened right in front of us. Too quick, and too astonishing. We got to the car. The fire caused by the explosion was being extinguished by the rain. We found no one but this key.

Vertin: Is it yours, Blonney?

Blonney: No. Never seen it before. I always have some decorations or a doll attached to the keychain. This one is rusty and too plain. It smells weird too, like dirt.

Vertin: Anything special?

Tooth Fairy: No. Neither mark nor labels. We didn’t find anything to match it in the car.

Horropedia: First, the “lone wolf,” then the “people who failed to escape.” Things are getting too complicated, but there’s one thing that I am certain enough … We are now caught in the dangerously and classically plotted horror movie.

…

After taking a break, they light a fire to warm the space.

Tooth Fairy: That means Anne jumped off the car in order to save Blonney from the critter’s attack. Then she got lost. According to Blonney, the last thing she saw was the approaching butcher from the woods.

Vertin: She is in great danger. We must act swiftly to save her. Also, we need to turn this cabin into a security base for the upcoming battles. Horropedia and I will rescue Anne. He is a horror movie expert and it will be of great help. In the meantime, you and Sonetto stay here to take care of Blonney, and to secure this room.

Tooth Fairy: I will take good care of her.

…

The group splits into two halves. The one staying in the cabin starts to work.

Blonney: Oh! This hurts!

Tooth Fairy: Please bear with me for a minute, the wounds caused by critters are prone to tetanus. I need to thoroughly sterilise them.

Blonney: How about some painkillers? Give me some!

Tooth Fairy: I am very sorry. I don’t have any with me.

Blonney: You! Didn’t you say her treatment wouldn’t be painful?

Sonetto: I’m terribly sorry for what you’re going through, but this is not the typical kind of treatment that we used to receive from her.

Blonney: How did she do it then?

Sonetto: She would …

Sonetto looks at Ms Tooth Fairy with hesitation. She pauses until she sees the latter give her a nod of permission.

Sonetto: She would ask us to take the “tooth fairies,” that is, those golden elves in the glass jar. They are effective in treating toothache and other oral diseases, but also can be used to reduce inflammation, stimulate wound healing, and relieve headaches.

Blonney: Take … You mean … to eat … this?

Sonetto: Yes. And it actually tastes pretty nice, like mint and flavoured dried plum. It … it just looks a bit unconventional.

Blonney: You would go as far as to eat this shi- …

Tooth Fairy: Please stretch your legs. I need to sterilise the inner thighs.

Blonney: Aah…! Aaah … ah… Ugh! Okay, fine. I will take that. Bring me the little elflings!

Tooth Fairy: Sorry Blonney, you can’t eat “tooth fairies” as a treatment.

Blonney: Why can’t I? Of course I can. I will just put it in my mouth and swallow with my eyes closed.

Tooth Fairy: This is not about you. It’s my own rule of treatment. I have specific treatments for humans and arcanists correspondingly. Through our contact so far, I got to know that you don’t consider yourself as an arcanist and that’s why I will not treat you as one.

Blonney: Are you upset about what I said? I … I owe you an apology. I shouldn’t have been rude to arcanists in front of you. I know it hurt your feelings. I was … not myself. I chose to live amongst humans, chose to be their friends, to be a “different arcanist” … I thought in this way I would be taken in as one of them. But, as you see, when things come to a critical moment, they run away without me. It was my car that they drove to escape, and yet they called me a freak and left me here to die. Huh! Funny, isn’t it?

Tooth Fairy: Sad story. I feel sorry for you. But still, you can’t take the “tooth fairies”.

Blonney: Is this a punishment for what I have done?

Tooth Fairy: I can’t feed you the “tooth fairies” only because you still think you are a human. You don’t recognise the behaviour of your human classmates, but still want to be on their side and be one of them.

Blonney: Okay.

Tooth Fairy: The wounds are packed.

Blonney: Already? I … I didn’t feel a thing.

Tooth Fairy: I’ve applied carbuncle growth promoter. It will paralyse, sedate and accelerate your cell regeneration.

Blonney: Isn’t that a “medicine for arcanists”?

Tooth Fairy: It is a prescription approved by the medicine examination supervised by Campbell. In this case, it doesn’t violate my rule.

Blonney: You could have applied this earlier and spared me the pain.

Tooth Fairy: I don’t rely on painkillers. I am an excellent doctor. Minimising patients’ pain is of course my forte. When kids can’t suppress their pain, I normally sing for them to ease their pain.

Blonney: You didn’t sing for me. Was it because you didn’t want to?

Tooth Fairy: Maybe. I confess, what you did and said at first was really annoying. Arcanists and humans always act as if they were of one merged entity, but we all know how lines have been drawn between their own people and the others. You grew up among humans, and you learned to look away from the truth as they did … Oh, but you do react better to the medicine for arcanists. Your blood is bringing you a god outcome. Look. In another half an hour, your wounds will be fully recovered. By then, you will be able to jump and run freely, as if you were never hurt. However you feel about your ancestry, it is helping you out.

Blonney: My wounds … a good outcome?

Blonney, shocked by what she heard, watches Tooth Fairy wrapping up her devices and walking towards the stairs.

Sonetto: Ms. Tooth Fairy, please wait. If what Mr. Horropedia has said is true, it’s dangerous for us to split up. The three of us should stay together.

Tooth Fairy: It will take another 25 minutes for her legs to fully recover. If the situation were to develop based on the rules of horror movies, at this stage, I’m safe. Don’t worry about me.

Sonetto: I see. Have you also done a lot of research about this genre?

Tooth Fairy: Not a lot. I just browsed the secret notebook left by Horropedia in the infirmary. I covered him from the instructors to keep his notebook. Since then, we became friends.

Sonetto: Keep, keep things from the instructors. Did you do this a lot?

Tooth Fairy: Not really. The rules were extremely strict. Except for Horropedia, I onlt had Vertin as a frequent guest. She pretended that she got a stomach ache, lying in bed for half a class. She took many toffees when she left.

Sonetto: Timekeeper faked her illness? Aah, and that also explaibs her toffees …

Tooth Fairy: Ha, you didn’t know that? It seems I need to apologise to Vertin for letting out her secret. But thank goodness, you are on her side now. Our negligence didn’t cause much damage.

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A Nightmare At Green Lake 05 - Roaring Stars

Tooth Fairy: It escaped, taking my … precious collection away.

Vertin: Nah, there’s no way to follow it. The trees it pushed down have blocked the path. This would take us some time. That was definitely not your usual critter. Ms. Tooth Fairy, what kind of traces did you find earlier?

Tooth Fairy: Most of them were left by medium and small critters. Claw marks of giant critters are clear but few. There is probably one critter of such immense size. Besides, we need to offer an explanation to that lady.

Vertin: Of course.

They all look at the centre of the chaos, who seems to feel the gazes and turn back in confusion.

Horropedia: Why … are you all staring at me? Do I have something on my face or my clothes?

Tooth Fairy turns her face to the film crew. Young people bathed in fake blood form a circle, discussing. Sad noises keep coming out of them.

Blonney: Camera, my camera, my God. The roll films are ruined too.

Anne: There, there, Jennifer. Perhaps I can try piecing it together and fix it for you. Would it help you to feel better?

Blonney: It’s no use. Everything in it has gone, every take I took!

Horropedia: Yeah, like what Anne said, don’t be sad. Thanks to your generosity, none of us were injured.

Blonney looks up, and the brittle pieces of burnt camera fall to the ground from her hand.

Blonney: What did you just say?

Horropedia: I am trying to comfort you. Don’t glare at me. Actually, I think this is unnecessary, but they made me.

The young man lowers his head, keeps his voice down, and tilts his head toward the people behind him.

Horropedia: See? Behind me, the girl with the hat and the girl in white …

Blonney: Ah … Unnecessary? You think it’s unnecessary? Do you have even the slightest idea of what you have destroyed?

The blonde girl is shaking. Her face is clouded with anger. Her manicured nails nearly poke Horropedia’s nose like sharpened little knives.

Blonney: Make your four eyes useful and look at these. What do you think they are?!

Horropedia: Alright, calm down. Let’s be reasonable. If you were mad because of your movie, I am really sorry. But at that very moment, I thought our safety mattered the most. Also, I have good news for you. This recorder is meant for taking daily family videos. The clips taken by it are merely enough to be called a “movie.” So, to be extent, I just prevented you from shooting a disastrous “movie.” If you are looking for any financial compensation, please talk to the girl with the hat.

Blonney: Ugh, ah! Come again? Who is going to make a disastrous movie? Ugh, no, don’t change the subject! Movies, ha! No, I’m not raging over some movies. I don’t care about this stupid shit at all! You think money can get you out of trouble? It doesn’t even come close! That was a limited collaboration product of Recorder and Lugus. You can only find three of these all over the world. Only three! It’s more valuable than any jewellery or luxury handbags! The suede decoration on it alone can buy 200 of your stupid head, dumbass! Shoot! My makeup! What are you sticking there for? Go clean the broken trunks and branches off the path! We have to get back to the cabin as soon as possible. I have no desire to catch a cold in the rain!

Someone comes to her side.

Tooth Fairy: This is not a safe place for you. Get back to the town, find a hotel and take a hot shower. My students and I will escort you to the main road at the edge of the woods, and arrange a car for you. If any of you have symptoms like an itchy throat or rising temperature, please buy some Robitussin or similar drugs at the nearby pharmacy.

Blonney: Ah! No, I’m not leaving! The movie has not finished. As long as you take care of that big monster, I can continue with my project to get that stupid shit movie done.

Anne: But, we don’t have that cam- … camer- …

Blonney: Camera! You dumb girl! You have no idea what we are doing here, so don’t tell me what to do if the best you can do is handcraft some props!

Tooth Fairy: Staying here is really not a wise choice for you. It is very dangerous and you can’t protect yourselves.

Blonney: It’s our right to stay here. You can’t just expel us.

Tooth Fairy: You are, of course, entitled of the right to stay, Ms. Blonney. But I hope you could keep in mind that you and your friends are in grave danger. The Green Lake Campsite is not a place for fun. You should stay with us, for the sake of your safety. The rain is getting heavier. We might catch a cold. Let’s clean up the road and head for the shelter.

The blonde girl falls silent for a brief moment and then storms away.

Blonney: All these gibberish to scare us off. Come here, Freddie! Go into the campsite and see if you can find some axes for us.

Tooth Fairy: Kids, if you can find any teeth, please pick them up and hand them to me.

Blonney: Hurry up! Freddie, I’m freezing!

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A Nightmare At Green Lake 13 - Inside Fortune Cookies

The ghost bride’s flesh and wedding dress smash to the ground, emitting a beastly stench and turning into a pile of black fur.

Horropedia: There’s a note hidden inside, just like the one found in the butcher’s corpse.

Vertin: Someone is passing messages to us through these notes. If we defeat more monsters, we will get a clearer picture of what’s happened at Green Lake Campsite.

Horropedia: This is the all-time favourite trick of the “plotter.” He takes the whole situation under control, playfully teases the innocent participants like us, through which he gains a special sense of fulfilment. But we have our means to cope with it.

Horropedia raises the note with his left hand and the shiny ring with his right hand and smiles.

Horropedia: The ring brought us a putrefied ghost bride. Then we got the book, the pillbox, the weird samples. Every item from the attic comes from a monster we just confronted. “Touching the forbidden, and the misfortune will befall you.” We can find stories of this kind in many civilisations, but what if we use it to fight back …

Vertin: Not to wait for the monsters, but “summon” them to us.

Horropedia: Exactly. If you want, we can select which ones to summon first. If you carefully look into each of these, you’ll find that these items have a lot to tell us. If we plan their arrivals and predict their weaknesses in advance, victory will absolutely be ours.

Sonetto: A risky strategy, but could be equally beneficial. However we decide to do this, it’s always better to take action before our enemy does.

Vertin: Horropedia, how likely is it for you to get their weaknesses right?

Horropedia: Almost 100%. If one Horropedia isn’t enough, we have one more creative “Ms. Horropedia” here as backup.

Blonney: Ugh …! You can’t be talking about me?

Horropedia: Of course, you. You are erudite and experienced in horror movies. Relax, you deserve the title of Horropedia.

Blonney: Does he always vex people like this? Or, is he just being annoying here?

Sonetto: Mr. Horropedia is not a bad person. He’s just a bit unconventional.

Horropedia: There’s no doubt. This is the craziest carnival ever! The delirious fog, the attic filled with curses, the rainy night, and the countless monsters … I praise you! My beloved cabin in the woods!

…

Vertin: Good, this should be the last note.

Anne: Vertin, these are all the notes we can find in the backyard! I just checked on Jennifer and Sonetto. They are still looking for more, but this shouldn’t take them much longer.

Vertin: Thank you for your update.

Anne: Except that … Vertin, can I ask you a question?

Vertin: Sure, please.

Anne: Do you have any wishes? Big ones, small ones, hilarious ones, or sincere ones, any wishes.

Vertin: Me? Hmm. I think, I currently don’t have any wishes.

Anne: Not even for the most trivial things? Like candies, a good rest, or a soft bed?

Vertin: My life is good enough without them. You look pretty shocked. Have they all told you what they want?

Anne: Yes. Jennifer wants a soft bed and a hot tub. Mr. Horropedia wants a cup of coffee or a gum. Ms. Tooth Fairy wants a collection of critter teeth, and Sonetto …

Vertin: Yeah?

Anne: She wants a toffee. She said she wants to taste it properly this time, for she has never really paid attention to the flavour.

Vertin: Once we get out of here,their wishes will soon come true. How about you, Anne? What do you wish to get?

Anne: Me?

She crouches her chest shyly and lightly scratches her nose.

Anne: It is a secret. I can’t tell you now. But I will get you some presents. I don’t have many friends, and I really like you.

Sonetto: Great! Timekeeper and Anne, you are here! We have found every piece of information we can. We can start cross-examining them any minute.

Vertin: I get it. Let’s go back.

Anne: Have you noticed?

Vertin: Noticed what?

Anne reaches out a dry palm and points to the moon.

Anne: That … the rain has stopped.

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