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ilikeit-art · 2 years
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A double bug whammy with a Brazilian Skipper and a Powdered Dancer!
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floridensis · 5 months
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in their natural habitat, brazilian skippers will fold over part of a canna leaf and seal it shut with silk. apparently in captivity, when theyre growing up they will use the canna, but when preparing to pupate, really really like to use newspaper lining
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laryssarts · 7 months
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Carstober Day 2 - Favorite Planes Movie
While I love the first movie, it felt a little bit generic to me in the sense that's it's the story of a small character that everyone expects him to do only the thing he was built for all his life but he dreams of becoming something else and then he gets the chance and has to face some fear in order to complete the race. DON'T GET ME WRONG, I love it, I love the characters, I love how the story gets told! But when we put both movies together, the second movie stands out to me way more than the first.
Maybe it's because in my country we don't have any kind of media to "promote" firefighters and rescuers. Everything we got comes mostly from the USA, and most of it are shows for little kids, or adult/live action series. Planes 2 is the only one I know that stands in the middle-ground, as an animation with talking vehicles, but "not specifically for little kids", with a more serious plot and sensation of danger, without being way too heavy for my liking. The closest I've seen to it was Transformers Rescue Bots, which is also aimed for kids but has the privilege of getting an actually great plot.
Planes 2 has quickly become my favorite out of the two movies and I didn't ever think about why tbh. It just felt like it. I'm just sad we don't get to see much of Skipper, Sparky, Dottie and Chug. Damn I wish we could've seen their reactions to the news about Dusty just before the end of the movie. AND I CAN'T FORGET TO MENTION BOTH MAYDAY AND MARU, OK??? I'LL LOVE THOSE TWO TO THE END OF MY LIFE.
Maru is definitely Brazilian with his DIY lifestyle and you can pry this statement out of my dead cold hands.
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I want a fanfic that went back in time a little, but specifically in 2019, when Liverpool won the Champions League.
More specifically the fateful scene in which @alissonbecksfan234 and I always talk: the one where Ali kisses Virgil on the cheek. I would love to see something cute and funny out of this because I laughed so hard when I saw the video.
For me it might be platonic, I don't care.
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Sorry it took so long! Here it is
Tags: @millythegoat, @alissonbecksfan234, @moomin279, @rubybecker-rb2
Just One Kiss…And A Six-Pack of Beer
They’d won the Champions’ League.
Van Dijk had never imagined this would happen. As a young boy he’d imagined playing football for a big club, simple as that.
He’d never imagined playing for Klopp, and meeting his teammates. He’d never imagined winning the Champions’ League so young.
After Van Dijk and his teammates had partied long and hard into the night, he’d fallen asleep—although he wasn’t sure how he’d got into bed. He didn’t care: there were dancing, jubilant spirits in the air, there were three bottles of beer in his system, and there was a gold medal around his neck.
When he’d woke up, the bright summer sun shone through his hotel window, as if erasing the previous night. For a moment, Van Dijk feared it was all just a dream.
Then he felt the welcome weight of the golden medal on his lightly-clad chest. Then he heard snoring next to him.
Wait a minute. I’m not sharing a room!
That wasn’t fully true. Van Dijk was sharing a room with Gini Wijnaldum. But Wijnaldum had fallen asleep earlier than him, knocked out in Robinson’s bed. Plus, Wijnaldum snores were deeper.
Yawning, Van Dijk tries to make out who was asleep next to him. The figure was much too large to be Wijnaldum, and for a moment Van Dijk thought Klopp had crashed next to him. What a story that would be to tell. But this person had dark hair, and his arms were wrapped around Van Dijk.
Ah-ha! Van Dijk smiled to himself upon seeing Alisson snoozing away next to Van Dijk, holding on to the Dutchman like a koala—albeit a fuzzy-haired, tall koala. Van Dijk and Alisson had become good friends since the younger man had joined Liverpool as their new goalkeeper. They’d bonded slowly, since Alisson had, at first, preferred to hang out with the other Brazilians in the team. But after a win vs. Leicester where Alisson had made his first real mistake of the season, Van Dijk had found him in a broom closet for the first time. And the rest, as they say, was history.
Alisson pressed closer to Van Dijk, reminding him of the team’s plans for the day. As much as Van Dijk found a sleeping Alisson pretty cute, he didn’t want to miss the plane back to Liverpool.
“Ali, time to wake up now.” Van Dijk shook the Brazilian until he was awake.
“Ugh…sleep. Hold on, Virgil?” Alisson immediately pried himself off Van Dijk once he realized they were in the same bed. “What are you doing here?”
“More like what are you doing here. We’re in my bed,” Van Dijk explained. “Did you carry me to bed last night?”
“Bobby asked me to…he wanted to but you’re taller than him. So I picked you up and brought you to bed. You were drunk on beer.”
“Don’t remind me,” Van Dijk groaned. Already, he could feel the effects of a hangover coming on. “My head’s swimming.”
“Lads!” Milner appeared out of nowhere, sticking his head around the door. The vice-skipper was in an odd combination of his pajama shirt and his kit shorts, a club headscarf and his medal wrapped around his head. Milner was one of the few people who hadn’t managed to get drunk the night before. “The gaffer says it’s time for breakfast.”
Alisson groaned at the thought of breakfast. Even though he didn’t make much noise, Van Dijk flinched at the sound.
“You two aren’t the only ones stuck with hangovers,” Milner chuckled upon seeing his teammates’ state. “About three-quarters of the squad are suffering the effects of too much partying. The gaffer included, but he managed to pull together a decent breakfast.”
“If I know the boss’s definition of a ‘decent breakfast’, he’s brought out nearly every item in the kitchen. But I’m coming,” Van Dijk yawned, hustling himself out of bed. “My head’s killing me.”
Milner smirked, rolling his eyes. No doubt because Van Dijk never showed up to training or anything as less than dignified. “Take these aspirins for your headache. And Ali?”
Alisson didn’t even bother to nod. The very mention of breakfast had completely paled him. He managed to raise a finger in acknowledgement before crashing against the pillows again.
Milner shook his head, placing a bottle of water and a plate of saltines near Alisson’s bed. “He’ll feel better in time for the victory parade.”
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This was Van Dijk’s first British victory parade. The Dutchman had decided he already loved it, singing along with the PA system and his teammates. It might have been loud and a little off-key, but Van Dijk didn’t care for now. There was plenty of time to take summer singing lessons.
There was plenty of beer and champagne on the bus, as well. Aside from the customary champagne spraying, most of the Liverpoolians didn't drink enough to get hangovers, if they drank at all. It was a stark comparison to the booze fest they’d enjoyed the night of the final.
Van Dijk didn’t even need to look around to tell Alisson was having a good time. He’d been singing along with the other Brazilians, loudly and jubilantly, a Liverpool scarf wrapped around his head. His singing wasn’t as off-key as the others, thankfully so since almost everybody was singing off key.
An interviewer came up to Van Dijk, asking him some questions. Van Dijk was in the middle of answering when he spotted Alisson approaching him. He hadn’t thought much of it, since he and Alisson were good friends by now.
But then Alisson kissed him on the cheek. IN PUBLIC. In front of cameras and broadcasting stations.
Grateful to the sun for concealing the slight reddening on his face, Van Dijk quickly finished his short interview and pushed his way through the team. He had to talk to Alisson about this—there was no way that he couldn’t.
Eventually he found Alisson on the other end of the bus. He was talking with Firmino and Fabinho, and the two didn’t move when Van Dijk settled near Alisson.
“So…about that kiss back there.” Van Dijk had never been good at talking about things, so he decided to get to the point. “Are you crushing on me or something?!”
“Am I…o quê?!” Alisson spun to face Firmino and Fabinho, who were laughing their heads off. “Vocês me pregaram uma peça…”
“Foi tão engraçado!” Firmino laughed, leaning against the sides of the bus to catch his breath. “Uma vez que temos a imagem em nossas mentes, nós apenas tivemos que vê-la na vida real.”
Alisson was red and hot all over, blushing nearly the same color as the jersey. “Você me fez beijar Virg na frente das câmeras!”
Fabinho grinned at Alisson like a Cheshire cat, clearly unapologetic. “Você concordou com isso! Pelo menos não tivemos você beijando ele na boca…”
“Fábio Henrique Tavares, seu demônio!”
“What’s going on?” Van Dijk couldn’t keep up with the conversation in Portuguese very well. “What did they do?”
Alisson turned to Van Dijk with an exasperated sigh. “I’m so sorry about that, Virg! Fabi and Bobby tricked me into kissing you!”
Van Dijk’s mouth dropped open in shock, while Fabinho and Firmino laughed so hard, they had to lean on each other for support.
“Don’t get me wrong, Ali, I like you,” Van Dijk said, reading Alisson’s thoughts. “But next time, don’t kiss me like that on camera, okay? You’ll start up rumors.”
“Would a hug be better?” Alisson asked, already wrapping his arms around Van Dijk.
The Dutchman rolled his eyes, affectionately ruffling Alisson’s hair. “We’ll stick with the hugs.”
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The brazilian skipper caterpillar has transparent cuticule and it’s so weird to look at
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mygainyear2024 · 1 day
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Day 26 Rain delayed play in Lagos and I arrived back to the apartment a brunette!
Today I thought we were heading to Figueira to join the Algarve Walking Meet Up group for a three hour walk with the potential of seeing flamingos (I didn't know this was a thing in Portugal but apparently flamingos hang here on their way from France to Spain). I swung by Rosie's place around 8.30am after aborting my attempt to find this fabulous patisserie (A Carob) I walked past, and we were on our way. Rosie met my Rose over the phone. I think these two would hit it off, both aquarians too. I have suggested to Rosie we house swap, I stay in downtown Halifax and she stays with Rose and the cat in Toowong! About 10 minutes in I noticed Rosie was kind of dressed up and I said to her "I notice you're wearing a skirt, where do you think we're off to" and she said "Lagos"! Given I was cutting it fine with the time I decided to also abort the walking group and head to Lagos. It was on my list to go back to do the Ponta da Piedade walk, about a 40 minute walk, as the skipper on the boat trip I'd done had mentioned it. A few wrong turns up very narrow streets with confusing signage we made it to the lookout and we finally set off, but the offending dark clouds turned to rain and it made for unpleasant conditions with nowhere to take cover, so we aborted that too! (I was wearing your raincoat Lesley, but forgot my backpack needs a cover too and Rosie had no raincoat or umbrella). It doesn't rain often in the Algarve.
Given Rosie hadn't been sleeping well as she's staying in the party spot of Praia da Rocha I thought she'd say "just take me home", but she was happy to agree to coffee and cake and consider our next move. I distracted her with shopping while I found directions for one of the three coffee shops I'd scoped out the night before! We actually didn't make it to any of them, stumbling onto London Tiger Coffee instead. The coffee was mediocre, but the coffee liquor walnut cake we shared was pretty good and it provided cover from further rain. We wandered around the shops of Old Town some more and then found a lovely restaurant to share tapas and wine. Sometimes the bread served before a meal here is dreadfully dry, no wonder it comes with oil, but the bread we ate today was superb, so fresh, slightly sweet, thick slices and warmed to just the right temperature. It went so well mopping up the sauce from our prawns in garlic oil and piri piri and the rest of the hummus. I said to Rosie my Dad would be asking what kind of oven they bake their bread in and at what temperature!
We then headed back as I had a much needed hair appointment at 5pm. I'd assumed the Brazilian hairdresser would be able to see what colour I was supposed to be, I was just having my regrowth done and I said "cover up the greys". Well I'm not sure what colour she used, and it was just for my roots, but I'm now a brunette!
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racingtoaredlight · 3 months
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Opening Bell: January 31st, 2024
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I was excited when I noticed the phrase "Fish Bandit" popping up in my various news aggregators, as my mind immediately conjured images of a finned felon pulling off underwater heists of some kind. Sadly, it's just a story about some weird kid in Utah taping fish to ATMs and stuff for his Instagram account. I HOPE HE'S FOUND GILL-TY!
RTARL commenter/secret moderator/piss harvester/funeral skipper KC Res sent me this story about Brazilian buffalo cops.
I've got some genuinely exciting news for the deaf community. Sorry, I'VE GOT SOME GENUINELY EXCITING NEWS!.
This shit fucking sucks..
"Dolphins Are Trying to Kill Baby Manatees--And Scientists Don't Know Why." That headline really oversells what's going on, but whatever.
Finally, in news that could not be more exciting for me, personally, the Coen Brothers have already written and plan to direct a "very bloody" horror movie.
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THROW THE HOOK AT HIM! Just thought of that, from the fish thing earlier.
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While the leading duo of Tom Laperche (SVR Lazartigue) and Charles Caudrelier (Maxi Edmond de Rothschild) are still less than 50 miles apart in the ARKEA ULTIM CHALLENGE-Brest, making around 34-35.5 knots sailing SSE of Salvador de Bahia, Brazil, the first pit-stop for the six-boat Ultim fleet has occurred.
In this solo, non-stop race around the world in the 32m Ultim Class, Armel Le Cléac’h (Maxi Banque Populaire XI) arrived today in the port of Recife in Recife just before 0740hrs UTC. A team from Banque Populaire was waiting for her so that they could begin repairs as soon as the boat was docked.
When his big gennaker came loose at the tack and tore off the pulpit during gales several nights earlier, his team was unanimous the skipper should not go into the ‘big south’ with no pulpit on the main hull.
He is expected to time his departure from the Brazilian port at the required 24 hours minimum stipulated by the rules for a skipper who accepts help for a pitstop.
“Continuing the race without the pulpit which keeps me safe during maneuvers would be impossible,” Le Cléac’h said. Maxi Banque Populaire XI also has an issue with the hydraulics on the starboard foil which would not go right down and the team was standing by to repair.
“We will be back to sea tomorrow morning,” reiterated the skipper. “So many things can still happen, the race is far from over.”
According to the SIs which stipulate the minimum of 24 hours, the Maxi Banque Populaire XI will not be able to leave before 07:38 a.m. UTC tomorrow morning.
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myrefersofficial · 1 year
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Kylian Mbappe – The Showman In FIFA World Cup 2022 Finals
Kylian Mbappe of France won the Golden Boot trophy after scoring a hattrick against Argentina in the World Cup final on Sunday. Argentina was named champions following a shootout victory over France. Mbappe held off Lionel Messi's challenge to win the World Cup by one goal.
But his treble could not prevent Messi from hoisting the trophy during a thrilling final in Qatar. Mbappe became the second man after England's Geoff Hurst in 1966 to score three goals in a World Cup final, finishing ahead of Messi, who was awarded the tournament's best player. 
Mbappe is also the second player in World Cup history to score in two consecutive finals, following Vava, who did it in Brazil's victories in 1958 and 1962. The 23-year-old has 12 World Cup goals in 14 appearances, tying him with Brazilian icon Pele for sixth all-time.
This year, the six-goal final between France and Argentina set a World Cup record of 172. The previous record of 171 goals was set in 1998 and 2014: the current 64-game, 32-team format debuted at the 1998 tournament in France.
Origin Of The Golden Boot Trophy
The Golden Boot trophy for the World Cup's top scorer was first awarded at the 1982 World Cup in Spain. It is given to the player who scores the most goals in the championship game. If two or more players score the same number of goals, the number of assists will be crucial.
FIFA Technical Study Group members judge it. If two or more players are still tied after accounting for assists, the total minutes played in the tournament will be considered, with the player who played the fewest minutes ranking first.
Kylian Mbappe's Performance In Football World Cup 2022 Finals
On the podium, as he carried the medal for the competition's top scorer, Kylian Mbappé dropped his head as he passed by the World Cup trophy, which he no longer possesses. Mbappe couldn't help but cast a sidelong glance. 
Les Bleus lost their global title to Argentina and Lionel Messi on penalties following an exciting final (3-3, 4-2 on penalties). Even though he couldn't prevent defeat, the French number 10 did everything he could to help his team win the championship.
Mbappé, crestfallen and heavy-footed, made no secret of his displeasure. The Frenchman had traveled to Qatar expecting more than just the golden boot. In an interview, he said he had come to win the Football World Cup 2022, not the Golden Boot. 
His dream was destroyed on the pitch of the Lusail stadium. Mbappé remained silent for a long period. For 70 minutes, the PSG star performed a performance reminiscent of the quarter-final and semi-final, when we were more aware of his absences in defense than his rapid moves.
Lionel Messi was like a conductor for Argentina, directing his team to victory. The French striker had his team back on track in just one minute. First from the penalty spot to resurrect them, then at the end of a team play began by Kingsley Coman and finished in a true Mbappé manner.
Mbappé resumed his role as the laughing rogue, which he assumed in the quarter-finals after Harry Kane missed a penalty. With 10 minutes remaining, the Argentine fans became silent after whistling wildly, understandably concerned about his ability to affect the match.
Despite Lionel Scaloni's forecast the day before, the final on Sunday became a Messi-Mbappé showdown. Argentina's skipper pushed his team back in front in extra time. His 12-year junior Parisian teammate equalized again with two minutes remaining.
That moment has turned the match into an unforgettable finale. His hat-trick is only the second in World Cup final history, following England's Geoff Hurst in 1966. With eight goals, it moved the French striker ahead of his PSG colleague as the competition's top scorer. 
PSG and Qatar have already won the World Cup 2022, with Messi and Mbappé in the final. Mbappé scored four goals in Russia during the 2018 World Cup. He increased the total four years later. 
"Mbappé, my dear friend, scoring four goals in a final. What a pleasure it was to see this show for the sake of our sport's future, "King Pelé said. "It's a World Cup of records, and I'd love it to stay that way till the end," said Didier Deschamps.
Kylian has put his imprint on this championship. But his contribution needed to be increased, which is why he, like the other players, was disappointed. " Even the earnest attempts of French President Emmanuel Macron to console him could not compensate for this incomplete win.
In a final where Antoine Griezmann never played, and the other leaders failed, Mbappé showed that his leadership of this French squad is present and future. This match was like a transition between a generation at the end of its career and a new generation led by Kylian.
Kylian showed excellent leadership in this tournament, especially in the showdown. Regarding penalties, the French number 10 took charge and was the first to go up against Emiliano Martinez for his third successful evening penalty. 
He was also the first to console Kingsley Coman after his failed attempt. Mbappé will return, whereas Messi knew this World Cup in Qatar was his last chance. Perhaps with a fresh aura, profiting from the pity shown to deserved losers. 
Because tragedy is required to provide depth to a story, Messi will have a chance to remind him of his failed World Cup final in 2014 during their reunion at PSG. Despite the defeat, the French number 10 has become a legend in the Lusail Stadium.
Final Words
Kylian Mbappé crossed the mixed zone without saying anything after the game, effectively concluding his World Cup as he had begun. In the media, he is mute, but he is incredibly expressive on the field. 
France is no longer the global champion, but it recognizes that it possesses the power to soon return to the top of the world. Though Kylian ended up with a Golden Boot this time, we wish him a great victory in the Football World Cup 2026 with multiple awards and records. 
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theechudar · 2 years
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How the famous yellow football jersey of Brazil was politicised. If you are wearing the iconic Canarinho jersey, are you far-right?
How the famous yellow football jersey of Brazil was politicised. If you are wearing the iconic Canarinho jersey, are you far-right?
Towards the end of September, with elections looming in Brazil, President Jair Bolsonaro pulled off a coup. Brazilian football skipper Neymar jr., appearing in a tik tok video, lip-synced the far-right leader’s campaign jingle and also flashed ‘two’ and ‘two’ with the fingers of his hands – the ballot number of the incumbent. The consolation for the opposition – supporters of the left-leaning…
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hotghnews · 2 years
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Skipper again boosted for first England goal after win
Skipper again boosted for first England goal after win
All right. Well, take care yourself. I guess that’s what you’re best, presence old master? A tremor in the Force. The last time felt it was in the presence of my old master. I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Nico Rosberg held off Mercedes team-mate and rival Lewis Hamilton to win a race battle at the Brazilian Grand Prix. Remember, a Jedi can feel the Force flowing through him. I can’t get…
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bongojobs1 · 2 years
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Skipper again boosted for first England goal after win
Skipper again boosted for first England goal after win
All right. Well, take care yourself. I guess that’s what you’re best, presence old master? A tremor in the Force. The last time felt it was in the presence of my old master. I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Nico Rosberg held off Mercedes team-mate and rival Lewis Hamilton to win a race battle at the Brazilian Grand Prix. Remember, a Jedi can feel the Force flowing through him. I can’t get…
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World Cup Group Chat 7
Tags: @millythegoat, @alissonbecksfan234, @moomin279, @lfc-fanfiction
This is the final WC group chat! Ibou my baby...I hope they're protecting you well
Fabi: DEJAN LOVREN!!!!! 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
Dejan: 😎 Yeah?
Fabi: WHY did you not beat Argentina while you still could?! Before they could get to the finals and break our Ibou’s heart?
Bobby: Now we’ll have to suffer that insufferable Emi Martinez bragging for the next 4 years
Ali: Not to mention Messi being called the GOAT for the next four years
Dejan: OH CRAP
Ali: Has anybody talked to Ibou? I tried, but I didn’t get anything.
Boss: I texted him and I tried to call him, but he didn’t answer. I also called those other two kids he’s been hanging out with, but no such luck.
Boss: I’m calling Didier now.
Dejan: At least we didn’t beat them
Bobby: Dejan, we all know your pale, unmoisturized prune would’ve succumbed to the France midfield. So shut up 🤐
EgyptianKing: Nobody tells MY Dejan to shut up 😤
EgyptianKing: At least he came out of the World Cup with a MEDAL, unlike Brazil
Fabi: 😶
Ali: MO REALLY? I thought we were friends 🥺
Bobby: At least we were IN the World Cup, unlike Egypt
Dejan: OOOOOOOHHHHHH
Fabi: GO ROBERTO 🤩🤩🦷🦷🦷🦷✨✨✨
Boss: OUCH
Dejan: Look where you went…not even in the German national team
Boss: Even I could have defended better than Varane
Ali: I’m sure you’d do a great job, boss
Fabi: We know 😉
EgyptianKing: Boss, you could have defended better than Rudiger, too
Fabi: Anybody can defend better than Rudiger
Dejan: He could have also defended better than any member of the Egyptian national team, MOHAMED
Fabi: OUCH 😯😯😯😯😯😯
Bobby: Dejan, the boss could have defended better than you
Ali: ROBERTO FIRMINO BARBOSA DE OLIVIERA, YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT
Bobby: I did 😎
Boss: I just called William and Matteo, and they’re going to check on Ibou for us and tell him that I called.
VVD04: Good. Now everybody will be home
Dejan: Virgil van Dijk. The boss would have defended better than you.
VVD04: Then how come no team in the Bundesliga ever bought him?
Ali: Are we going to sit around and roast each other, or are we going to worry about Ibou?
Ali: Like WHO’S CUDDLING HIM
Ali: WHO’S WRAPPING HIM IN BLANKETS AND GIVING HIM BUCKETS OF HIS FAVORITE ICE CREAM
Ali: Who’s telling Ibou that it’s NOT HIS FAULT that Deschamps doesn’t know who’s a competent centerback among his players?
Ibou: I’m right here, you know
Fabi: IBOU there you are!
Matteo🕺✨: So Willo, Fabi is the bald Brazilian they call flaco. Ali is the goalkeeper with excellent hair that’s literally Klopp’s kid
Matteo🕺✨: Clearly Ali, when I say excellent hair I do not mean superior to mine
SarcasticMilner: Ibou, you brought MATTEO here?
Ibou: And Willo
Ibou: They’re my French support team
WilloTree: We’re brothers
Matteo🕺✨: We call ourselves the Single White Gloves! 1️⃣ ⚪ 🧤
SarcasticMilner: Get out of here
WilloTree: At least we’ve got silver medals, Ibou
Matteo🕺✨: Yeah, Maupay will never be able to say that
Bobby: You STILL have issues with him?!
Matteo🕺✨: Why not? Don’t you have issues with Sergio Ramos?
VVD04: Bobby, the kid got you good
Ali: Ibou, when are you coming home?
Ibou: I’m flying in tonight
Robbo Hoodie: Wear your coat, there’s lots of snow outside
Ibou: Perfect 😒
EgyptianKing: The boss will make hot chocolate
SarcasticMilner: Without burning it? 😒
Ali: Yes
Fabi: I remember playing against you in the Premier League, Matteo
SarcasticMilner: When he was Emery’s darling beanpole
Matteo🕺✨: I’ve gained muscle since then
SarcasticMilner: Where? 😒
Matteo🕺✨: In the CORE
WilloTree: Ibou, it’s not your fault btw
Boss: Yeah, he’s right. 👍.
Matteo🕺✨: OMG he still does that?!
Dejan: YES
Bobby: Since when do you know Klopp’s texting tendencies?
Matteo🕺✨: I wasn’t born yesterday! I was born on April 14, 1999, on a Wednesday. I was also part of Hendo’s Future Skippers Chat Class during the first COVID lockdown.
SarcasticMilner: You can’t even captain yourself
Matteo🕺✨: I can now 😎
WilloTree: I’m joining that class in the New Year
Hendo: Welcome in advance, Willo
VVD04: How long have you been here, Hendo?
Hendo: Since the start
Hendo: I was watching the show
Hendo: We’ll all give you plenty of love when you get back, Ibou 🙂 And we’ll give you love here in advance!
Ibou: YES
Ibou: I’ll still miss the other Single White Gloves, though
Hendo: Is that Michael Jackson related?
WilloTree: Yes it is 😎
Matteo🕺✨: We’ll stay in touch, Ibou
Ibou: And unlike us, Marseille won’t stay in touch with the UCL. You couldn’t even stay in touch with Tottenham
Bobby: OOOOOHHHH that’s a ROAST
SarcasticMilner: Ibou, I like you a little more than I did before now. And I always liked you
Dejan: Single White Gloves, silver’s still a pretty good medal, you know. 2nd place out of 195 United Nations-recognized countries, that’s good man
SarcasticMilner: A World Cup silver medal wasn’t enough to get you to a self-respecting club, Dejan
Dejan: And a silver medal in both the Premier League and UCL wasn’t enough to keep Liverpool a self-respecting club
Boss: DEJAN LOVREN
Dejan: That’s the second time somebody said my full name today
Boss: No wonder 😒
SarcasticMilner: JURGEN NORBERT KLOPP I LOVE YOU YOU ARE THE GOD
Boss: Just this morning you swore at me for falling down the stairs
Matteo🕺✨: Can I see that happen every morning? Like, permanently?
WilloTree: Me too?
SarcasticMilner: HELL NO
Ibou: HELL YES
Bobby: HELL MAYBE
Hendo: What are your medal credentials?
Matteo🕺✨: UEL runner-up (2018-19), FA Cup winner (2019-20), Nations League winner (2020-21),  Ligue 1 runner-up (2021-22), World Cup runner-up (2022)
WilloTree: FA Cup winner (2019-20), Nations League winner (2020-21),  Ligue 1 runner-up (2021-22), World Cup runner-up (2022)
SarcasticMilner: You two copied and pasted from Wikipedia
Matteo🕺✨: I do have some intelligence, you know
SarcasticMilner: Does intelligence include scoring an own goal and equalizing with a goal in the SAME game?
Matteo🕺✨: Ouch
Matteo🕺✨: Is he always like this?!?!
Hendo: YES
Ibou: YES
Robbo Hoodie: YES
Ali: YES
Fabi: YES
Bobby: YES
Boss: YES! I don’t think we need to say any more
Matteo🕺✨: But I need to say more
Matteo🕺✨: I am French-Moroccan (sorry Achraf)
Matteo🕺✨: My hair is amazing and Marouane Fellaini will never understand that
Matteo🕺✨: Willo is my soul twin
Matteo🕺✨: Alex and Pierre are my pseudo-dads from Arsenal
Matteo🕺✨: David Luiz’s hair is really good and so is Willian’s
Matteo🕺✨: David Luiz and Willian are literally a couple and they have their own restaurant
SarcasticMilner: Is he always like this?!?!
Ibou: YES
WilloTree: YES
Matteo🕺✨: YES
Matteo🕺✨: Oh, you’re talking about me
Boss: Kostas gives me enough headaches in the morning
Boss: And enough headaches in the afternoon too, with those things
KostasDaGod: They’re shorts
Boss: I refuse to call both the things I wear in hot weather and the things YOU wear shorts 🩳
Ibou: I’m heading for the airport now!
Boss: See you soon, Ibou! We’re proud of you
Hendo: TTYL
Ali: 🤗
(BOSS has ended the chat.)
(MATTEO🕺✨  and ROBBO HOODIE have reentered the chat.)
Matteo🕺✨: 🇲🇦🇫🇷🇲🇦🇫🇷🇲🇦🇫🇷🇲🇦🇫🇷
Robbo Hoodie: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
(BOSS has kicked MATTEO🕺✨ and ROBBO HOODIE out of the chat like Thiago kicked Haaland’s balls.)
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Skipper again boosted for first England goal after win
Skipper again boosted for first England goal after win
All right. Well, take care yourself. I guess that’s what you’re best, presence old master? A tremor in the Force. The last time felt it was in the presence of my old master. I have traced the Rebel spies to her European languages are members. Nico Rosberg held off Mercedes team-mate and rival Lewis Hamilton to win a race battle at the Brazilian Grand Prix. Remember, a Jedi can feel the Force…
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