#bring back machetes 2k21

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First of all

So your moms family mainly from norway and ireland and your dads germany? Omg n i c e

Ahhhh thats cool you get to inherit that!!

THATS SO COOL HAVING PICTURES OF YOUR ANCESTORS I LOVE THAT I HAVE NOTHING AND IT MAKES MY INNER HISTORIAN SAD

But like I guess I know why there are none at least from the 1900s my family just

Y i k e s

But I do have my grandfathers birth certificate!!!! He existed!!!

Whatever ANYWAYS COOL ABOUT THE PICS AND POSTCARDS

Pls Eugenia is chaotic I feel like shed find a machete and bring it home like look mama and papa <3

And shes like this could be a weapon

And thomas is like no :)

OK THEN FIGHT ME-

She wins

Thomas gets shut up

She keeps the machete cause using it gave her joy and she liked it!!!

Or maybe that was just the joy of beating her little brother

Whatever Joshwood are A DREAM TEAM DO NOT MESS WITH THEM

BUT ALSO YES ARTIE

We**** are using machetes

Pls my greatgrandfather actually owned a machete cause he worked in the sugar cane plantations here

ITS MY HERITAGE WERE USING-

hi yes i fell asleep haha anyway good morning

eugenia honestly has the best chaotic energy. like yes she would come home with a machete and sophie and gideon would just be staring at her in slight terror and thomas is like please that couldn’t be a real weapon and eugenia is like wanna bet and sophie and gideon sneak out the side while they’re arguing bc alsdkjfsldk IT’S A MACHETE and then yes you’re absolutely right they fight and eugenia wins because IT’S A MACHETE and she’s freaking eugenia lightwood you bet she can best her little brother in a duel any day of the week

anyway agriculture gfs are superior <3 and YES WE ARE USING MACHETES t o g e t h e r because they are superior as well <3

#zia !! #give eugenia lightwood a machete 2k21 #agriculture gfs my beloved #bring back machetes 2k21 #look at all these beautiful tags we've started isn't it something

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Anyways the machete did work well!

More people should include machetes in their wips theyre a cool weapon

My hyperimagination was doing great

I feel like machetes are less used than scythes and scythes arent even that good to use real life

Like my aunt has a scythe for her farm cause the pana tree is tall AND IVE USED IT

Unless manifactured correctly its not good for a fight

And wobbly

I can BET I could use even the worst of machetes in a fight

I could not use a scythe in a good day

Pls it was barely cutting through the pana

In conclusion machetes are the superior weapon of the agriculture variety

Lets start using machetes 2021

#bringbackmachetes2k21 i can get behind this

my sixth grade language arts teacher told us she had a machete in her closet. it was made of foam. she also used to give students tape to put on their lips to make them stop talking. she never gave it to me bc i Did Not Talk Ever. i think ab her sometimes. i have no clue how she kept her job as long as she did.

ANYWAY yes i love this movement. machetes just look so cool and sleek and graceful. they’re amazing. bring them back.

#zia !! #bring back machetes 2k21 #come on ppl