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tlcyellow · 6 years

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merlin s2 ep13 the last dragonlord

- season 2 finale lets gooooooo

- things have not kicked off on a positive note lmao. camelot is on fire, people are crying and dying and some are doing both at the same time

- the cause of this is of course the Unhelpful Dragon who has reached a whole new level and has decidedly crossed the line from unhelpful into full on malicious

- camelot is out of water and gwen bravely runs into the chaos to fetch some while gaius is like “GWEN DON’T” but doesn’t move at all and it’s vaguely reminiscent of that scene in willy wonka and the chocolate factory where gene wilder is like “stop. no. come back”

- arthur saves gwen from the dragon which is very romantic and chivalrous and merlin does magic in the middle of the goddamn square where anyone could see him but what else is new

- shirtless bradley james yyyyyyyyYYYYYYEEEEEESSSSS (i swear im a grown woman and not a twelve year old girl)

- uther tells arthur he cant go off in search of someone to tame the dragon and arthur’s like “cool cool i hear what youre saying and im gonna respecfully ignore it. PEACE” which, like, mad respect

- ooh also leon’s there and that is so far he only positive thing that has happened in the episode next to bradley james taking his shirt off

- OHMYGOD IS THIS THE EPISODE WITH MERLINS DAD

- IT IS HOLY SHIT

- no merlin dont cry!!!! hes too emotional about his father!!!! also gaius said he always treated merlin like a son which is beautiful so i might cry too

- i think i’ve mentioned this in the past but I LOVE how whenever arthurs like “i must take this journey *pause for dramatic effect* ALONE” and then five seconds later is like “alright merlin saddle up we’re off on an adventure”

- bradley james taking his shirt off again YESSSS (i hate myself im so sorry. i have a college degree)

- aw arthur notices that merlin is emo. we stan an emotionally sensitive boyfriend

- arthur is like “i know we’re a prince and we can’t be friends. but if i wasn’t a prince.... i think we’d get on” DIRECT QUOTE. more like “get IT on” amiright ladies?? talking about sex

- some random thief man tried to steal arthurs armor and arthur grabbed his arm and it was SUCH a jumpscare i actually yelled out loud

- balinor (merlins dad and also the dragonlord) quote “hates everyone and everything” and lives in a cave. mood.

- what if merlin’s dad was played by colin morgan just with some age makeup and hair extensions? that would be fucking hilarious

- okay so arthur is totally unconscious because of his previous dragon related injury so merlin and balinor have time to #bond

- the dragons name is kilgharrah which is a super ugly name to match the super ugly cgi

- so balinor is very reluctant to help because he hates uther and wants him dead which DONT WE ALL but i dont want anyone else in camelot to die so i sure hope he helps out

- arthur is MUMBLING MERLIN’S NAME IN HIS SLEEP WHAT IS THIS

- we are flashing back to camelot in ruins and everyone is like running in slow motion and its really dramatic and i would expect nothing else from this show

- balinor refuses to help and merlin is like “gaius talked of the nobility of dragonlords. clearly he was wrong” SICK BURN MERLIN

- romantic bro chats by the fire!!!!!!! they’re teasing each other and its adorable. this episode is really making me return to the good old days where i innocently shipped merlin without understanding that it was total queer baiting and the problematic implications that go along with that

- merlin HAS DROPPED THE BOMB that he’s balinors son and theyre both like crying and then arthur just wanders in and ruins the moment

- ohshit merlin gets to become a dragonlord!!! and balinor said “goodnight son” and merlin smiled SO WIDE and was like “sleep well father”. shit i know balinor dies dude this is gonna suck ass

- holy fucking shit balinor is dying right the fuck now. the very next scene. i did not realize this was going to happen so soon. ohmygod this is depressing.

- merlin is actively sobbing and arthur shows up and he has to pretend like he hasn’t been crying at all. this is so rough.

- arthur is announcing to his knights like “we’re gonna fight the shit out of this dragon and we’re almost definitely gonna die. who’s with me????” and my precious baby son sir leon steps forward like the brave little soldier he is WOW I LOVE HIM

- merlin is very stressed and upset which are my two main emotions and he’s like “gaius do you think i’m strong enough to face the dragon?” and gaius pauses for WAY TOO LONG and says “only time will tell”. damn way to be encouraging

- merlin and arthur are very casually joking about the fact that arthur is ready to die today

- WHY DO THEY NOT GIVE MERLIN ARMOR WHEN HE GOES OUT WITH THE KNIGHTS?? like that really just seems unfair that they all get to be like suited up and merlins just in his neckerchief

- okay the dragon immediately knocks everyone off their horses and sets the knights on fire and merlin is like “PLEASE STOP” which as im sure you can imagine is not the most effective way to go about things

- holy shit arthur is ready to face the dragon all on his own which is both incredibly brave and unfathomably stupid. classic gryffindor. he immediately is knocked tf out and its up to merlin to deal with this on his own

- merlin is screaming in dragon language which is kind of cool but as an actor idk how colin morgan did this without laughing

- damn the dragon really has the fucking nerve to be like “please don’t hold me accountable for my actions” even after he torched an entire kingdom

- because he’s the last living dragon merlin spares him with the promise that if he returns to camelot again he will be killed. the dragon flies off which is lucky because i was getting real sick of his bullshit

- arthur comes to and merlin lies to him and says that arthur killed the dragon before he was knocked unconscious and arthurs like “yep that sounds like me. i will not question you further”

- this was a solid season finale except for the fact that morgana wasn’t in it at all :(

next episode: the tears of uther pendragon part 1

#tylers merlin rewatch #merlin #colin morgan #bradley james #angel coulby #katie mcgrath

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mingi-bubu · 4 years

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Watch “Boys Over Flowers” with Me!

Episode 2

hey so we left off on episode one in a TERRIBLE spot so thats fucking lovely

anyways i have my ice cream, i need more water, i have my laptop plugged in

as boom boom boom boom dada mark lee would say, lezgeddit

ok so great

we open with the last like...15??? seconds of the previous episode

where it is looking like jandi is about to undergo a very not good act

VIOLIN BOY??

this is what? say it coward

the lack of situational awareness he is projecting right now i perhaps am in love

damn he really does have power

is she going to like???

get therapy for that??? bc that is a horrible experience

at least violin boy has some semblance of manners

oh its good to see that curly didnt ask for her to get assaulted! wow. he has some kind of morals i guess

she still carries around his handkerchief???

aight then

um that commercial is

certainly something

MR. VIOLIN?? SIR

ARE YOU SMOOCHING THE OH MY GOD HE WAS

ewwww

what is she doing

asdkfjasldkfjasldkjf SHDFIIAHWPEIOFHA SHE REALLY IS SOMETHING

i do be loving her huh

they do be bonding

oh his whole demeanour turned

:( dont like that

kangsan is the name of the younger brother

can they please finish chewing before eating

wow

volin has??? feelings ???

just punch her in the face???? its so simple

shes gonna dump the oh my god

do it

punch her

DO IT

TAKE A SWING

she is

certainly a delight i love her

i love her. so much

I LOVE HER SO MUCH WHAT THE FUCK

SHE

spit on him

do it

ugh she is such a queen i am

i nlove

VIOLIN IS HAPPY

violin reads tarot ive never loved a man more

adsfjaskdlfje they really did say jandi reaminds them of curlys sister

not-siwon and turtle are fed up

THATS NOT HOW THAT WORKS

NO MEANS NO YOU OUTRIGHT BASTARD

notsiwon is very entertained by his dumb friend

how cold is it where they are??? you can see curly’s breath

oooh thats a nice deck too

girl just walk up the stairs

oh snipes

she said YEET

RUN BABE RUN

that is some bad camoflauge

ok i guess its working though

alkdfjw they did catch her though

god i hope thatTHEY CLOROFORMED HER BITCH WHAT THE FUCK

she needs to go see a therapist after this

what the fuck

where is she

i hate rich people

is this shinee???

what is happening

they put her in extensions??

and gave her a makeover??

why not ask where you are???

or who “young master” is???

god

if its curly im going to kill a man

no actually no matter who it is im gonna kill a man

you do not chloroform people to get them to talk to you fucking asshole

i am

over him

slap him

he doesnt get his metaphors right

hit him

i do hate him

why are you so desperate for this

i love her

she said i am not holding back eh

hes pacing? did he finally realize he committed several felonies

bro what the fuck

i am

she needs to get her shoes back and leave

what the fuck that bathroom is definitely as large as my apartment what the FUCK

shit she really did that

she left her shoes there

ohmy god

shes in heels

and she just realized

ARMANI

VIOLIN

she just cant win huh

its getting philosophical in here tonight lads

i love their relatioship

even if it stays as platonic only

THOSE ARE SOME NICE FUCKGIN VANS HOLY SHIT

why didnt anyone question her about he lenght of her hair

oh its back to normal so its fine

didnt he say he wasnt going to sleep there anymore??? why is she ?

why are the other two being so nice

oooh we get background on violin???

oh theyre being nice to her bc theyre entertained by her

oooh interesting

wow

ok the asian mom shade i feel that

aldskfjasld;fj im dead at the mom

oh hes been playing the lotto

or betting on horses???

i swear to god ive heard this voice before...

that pen is excessiv

oh my god babe....

me too

love that for him

its a volleyball

wipe it on them please oh my god

girl just stick your head under the faucet and call it a day

she really just said even if you were the last man on earth jane austen WHOMST

oh my god dude

why are you making this about yourself

i am in love with her oh

my god

why are you so torn up abou thtat eh bud

he said i am taking out my anger tonight huh

the long sideburns kill me

hes an asshole so i think that this shower scene is excessive

tho hes probably having his maye realization hes a dick that no one wants to be frirends with

oh no

what is he doing

i love jandi and her coworkers’ friendship aldkfslkdj

aldskfjasldkfj violin is my love

even with his horrible hair

bruh did you really think she could afford something like that

oh my god these little youths thats so cute

thats certainly an outfit

oh wowwowo

sweetie...

awwww that was cute

curly youre scaring the hoes

i wish i knew jandi’s friend’s name theyre so cute

bro what the fuck

gaeul i love her

my god

bitch what the fuck

why are is everyone smiling

seioulsy like no one finds him attractive right???

violin!

oh jandi sweetie....

yikessss

love the 180 flip in her demeanor aldkfjs;l

oh no

this cannot posibly endwell

oh no

this isn going to endwell

gaeul is the best support person ever oh my god

oh nooooo

yikes

turn back nowwww

turn back now

she is doing the opposite of turning back but alright then

10 cents says that the model girl is going to become friends with jandi

the way she spit out her toamto

oh nooo

sweetie

im so sorry

violin the only man at this school i respect

MODEL GIRL MIN SEO SOMETHING I LVOE THEM

BEST TEAM

ONLY DUO I CARE ABOUT

OHLY SHIT

MIN SEO SOMETHING ONASDJFAEWJK

drinking when youre angry isnt a good decision

god im so gay right now

NICE

JIHOO ONLY MAN I CARE ABOUT

oooohhhhhh

OHHHHH BITCH

I DOO BE HOLDING OUT FOR JANHOO THO

I DO BE SHIPPING IT A BIT

ok i do be shipping seodi too

jiseodi for the win

damn those are nice shoes

oh my god i like that shes finally having trustworthy people around her

violin be starstruck thoooo

sOH MY GODDDDD

YES SEO IS THE BEST WINGWOMAN EVER

BITCH

PELASE IM SCREAMIGN

i dont care about curly’s feelings and you cannot make me

until he makes up for being a bastard i dont care

IF MY VIOLIN BOY WHAT THE FUCK

WHAT THE FUCK

I WILL CRY IF ANYTHING BAD HAPPENS TO THEM

anywway that is teh end of this episode!!

a lot better of an ending than the previous one dont we agree XP

anyways

thank you for reading!!!

stay safe and stay healthy <333

#kdrama #boys over flowers #e2 #jae.txt

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