#but im about toooooooo

[barbwalken]

Me (13yo), to my brother (8yo) in the 00s playing castlevania 64: dude, do the part of the mandragora

Me, to my brother last year playing elden ring: dude, kill the fire giant

#confession time #i was ready to painstakingly cheese the fire giant #but my brother got into my room and saw me #and i was just like #kill him dude #and yes i cheese bosses if they let me #and no i dont gaf about the #“HONOR” of killing them like “YoU aRe SuPpossEd tOooOOOoo” #im here for the exploration and ambience baby #not the beating of my ass babey

[inkykeiji]

im so happy you are ghoulpilled, hes SO sexie

omggg YES he’s so attractive!!!!! i was in love the moment i saw him in the trailer (definitely exacerbated by the fact that he’s played by walton) and then bf and i inhaled the entire show and i was like oh woah. WOAH. so perhaps i am In Love. he’s incredible i love his character sm!!!

#tbh in myyyy humble opinion he was the most interesting character out of all of them #i just rly loved everything about his story #IM SO GLAD U THINK HE'S SEXY TOOOOOOOO HAHAHA #he rly is #all the 'sweetheart's he said???????? whew #that man can call me sweetheart any time he wants to #LMAO #also i hope ur doing well!!! and having a wonderful weekend!! <3 #always sending so much love ur way c: #clari gets mail

[kateis-cakeis]

Oh no, it's the consequences of my own actions from years ago

#im gonna have to make a videooooo #and i dont wantttttt toooooooo #and i already knew from the newsssss about itttttt #buttttttt i dont wannaaaaaaaaaaaaa and yetttt vindicationnnnn #crying and screaming #sometimes what you could have wished for comes true and the problem with that is that you have a very popular video and #a sequel to that video that was less popular but still got a lot of views and people expect you to make another #they always did but im busy! im busy!!!!! and yet i have to #someone just liked my tumblr post on the s2 video cries and screams and criessss aaaaaah

[prettyboysmlm]

mmmmm trauma go brrrrrrrrrrrr

sa tw for the tags

#a ha fuck #fuck! #fuck. #fucking #trauma says no #hypersexuality says yes #so ig trauma is also saying yes?? #idk man i’m toooooooo #full of thoughtssssss #i need need need my friend to get me some more edibles jesus #just let my brain go and not have to think about anything ever again #4 #5 #6 #8-14 #even now #LOVE HOW IM NOT EVEN 18 YET!!!!!!!!!! #fucking. death is what i need. #death and drugs #lots of drugs #death from drugs #idk my brains upset #gonna go watch markiplier or mlp or smth #k.txt #vent tw #sa tw

[enbeemagical]

It's crazy, the number of customers who expect you to Just Do things that are not in the norm and they did not ask for, and they never even bother asking nicely, just go straight to YELLING at you that they did ask for that (they didn't) or you should've known anyways (how)

Like the lady who yelled at me that one time for not cutting her wallet off the packaging when she never asked me to and nor has ANYONE EVER asked me to in my entire year here

Or the lady earlier who got pissed with me for not double-bagging her second, very light bag, because she hAs tO WaLk hOmE oh my GOD the TRAGEDY, WHAT IF HER INCREDIBLY LIGHT BAG IS SO HEAVY IT TEARS OPEN AND HER CLOTHES FALL OUT (she said she told me to double all the bags. She in fact said to double the first bag, but it got too full so I got her a second, which she said nothing about)

Or the lady who expected me to process a return and somehow refund her bag too when the computer cannot even Do That, the bag has no SKU number and therefore cannot be refunded

Like

I get it if you need a double bag or whatever. But nothing's a good enough reason to start shouting at the cashier while they are only trying to do their fucking job, kay? Especially not over FIVE FUCKING CENTS YOU COMPLETE AND TOTAL WALNUTS

#vent post #im not actually that upset about it anymore and the nice customers today outnumber the nasties #i can tell about the nice ones ive had toooooooo #i wonder how the nasties sleep after bullying a cashier young enough to be their kid or grandkid over $0.05? #hope they have nightmares

[somuch-4-stardust]

🐜‼️

#ant emoji is my favourite he is so silly forevvrrvabdndnever #and i like the stars too #but it is NOT star moodtime #today i am thinking about grief #and fate but that is bc i am reading the alchemist rn #Whoch is NOT an OCD approved book #i think its really sad that im too messed up in the brain to do most things #cant take me anywhere!!! toooooooo silly (disturbed)! #anaywyays just wanted u to know that im still not over it!! #I think the worst thing abt grief is that eveeyone basically says that u never get over it #And theyre all like ih u learn to live with it! Zwit gets better it just doesnt go away!! #WHEN guys WHEN!!! #bcuz i am already living with it and it is NOT fun muu and i cannot just pause life while i work through it because life goes on forever #which SUCKS and i want a NAP #also also #i think abt how few people like. Know yknow?? #like. i wake up and i grieve and every single person i talk to has NO IDEA #thats so crazy like. what

[ruttoo]

i wish id see more men w the same body type than me on my dash. pls mutuals u can also post chubbier bois.

#theres alotta talk about how perfect dad bods r and whatever but its just taaaaaaaaalk #my mindset meeting new people is fuck me im so unattractive and im not even that much overweight and i got some muscle toooooooo #i wanna feel hot #sry rant

[hobies-princealbert]

The way im still thinking about plug!fontaine 😵‍💫😵‍💫. Now i cant help but think about Hobie and the reader getting high together for the first time (it would be her first mostly). The way u described that shotgun part in that fic was so good. And it’d hit even more different if Hobie is usually the one getting you all flustered and now you’re high off ur ass and sum purring so now u just start teasing him and saying things he likes AHH I LOVE HOBIE 🤭🤭🤭

Me toooooooo ( ^-^)ノ∠※。.:*:・'°☆ I hope I didn't stray tooooo far from the request lol

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high! hobie brown x high! reader | ( obvi nsfw 18+)

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▪︎• you couldn't really give an explanation for why you haven't smoked weed, eaten an edible, done mushrooms or at least gotten high off your shit at least once. you weren't against them, in fact, you knew a lot about them and their medical purposes and benefits. but you still haven't try em.

▪︎• which is surprising cause most of the people you hang around consumed weed. some on a regular basis. and that includes your boyfriend. hell, you met hobie while he was smoking a joint on the balcony of some random house party.

▪︎• you remembered how when he asked if you wanted a hit, you broke into a stutter trying to explain why you declined. he just gave an understanding nod, then pulled his spliff back to rest in between his lips.

▪︎• you felt sorta insecure about it. even though it wasn't that big of a deal to anyone around you. it was to you. you felt like you were missing out on something. this feeling hit you most whenever you watched hobie smoke.

▪︎• you sat on the opposite end of the couch watching as hobie made a joint. his nimble fingers wrapped the paper so easily. like it was second nature. with a quick lick to seal, he had the blunt ready. it rested perfectly between his pretty lips as he searched his vest for a lighter. you wanted it.

"can I get a hit hobie?" he paused his search to turn his attention to you. he looked at you for a bit before he gave you a slight smirk.

▪︎• once he found where that lighter was, he motioned for you to sit closer. you did. you watched intensely as the orange glow of the fire made this all too real. you actually gonna taste your first blunt. and with your boyfriend no less.

▪︎• you felt the familiar feeling of his warm, coarse hands cupping your chin. and the other around your waist, tugging you closer to him. hobie pulled till you were seated on his lap.

▪︎• you were practically pressed to him. you felt the warmth of the blunt, sat between his lips, on the side of your face. you could tell how the blunt would taste from the second hand smoke alone.

"nothin' to be scared of doll. this shi' gonna make you feel real good, trust." he returned your quick nod, then you watched as he inhaled and pulled the blunt from his lips.

▪︎• hobie blew a cloud of smoke in your face, you quickly gathered your senses and inhaled what he gave you. you felt your breath stifle, then the coughs came. you wanted to move back, but his hold on you chin kept you in place.

▪︎• he wanted you to hold still. no running. just taking what he gives no complaints. he knows it's overwhelming, but let him do this. in no time he's gonna have you taking shotguns while he's giving you backshots.

▪︎• he did this multiple times, each time giving you a kiss each time you did better. once he was satisfied, he moved the spliff to your lips. you eagerly took a sharp inhale of smoke. you burst into a fit of coughs. it was embarrassing. you were doing so good. probably you inhaled too hard.

hobie was patting and soothing your back. once the coughs died down, he coached your breaths till they were steady again. "got a little excited huh luv?"

▪︎• he made you get a second inhale this time, he pulled it back once you had enough. you took a couple more with barely a reaction, except for the little stings in your eyes.

▪︎• he was right you do feel so much more relaxed. you rested your head in the crook of his shoulder, tracing little shapes in his jaw. he hummed whenever you would suck a little too hard at his neck, or moved your hips about too much on his lap. even a couple whispered ' you're pretty baby' and 'my gorgeous 'obie'. you giggled at how bashful he looked. he never got shy.

▪︎• you don't know where your sudden urge for sex, or confidence came from. but you loved it. and so did hobie, especially since he was pushing your hips to rutt against his bulge even more.

" 's the weed makin' you act up huh darlin'. I kno'. it's 'ight, I feel it too. mhmm fuck- should do this more often huh? yea?"

▪︎• despite you teasing earlier, you could barely answer him verbally. you were too preoccupied trying to soothe your ache. you knew he could feel your cunt even through the layers of fabric. and you surely felt him too. if it wasn't for the clothes his tip would be pressed into you by now.

▪︎• soon you two became too impatient for the frivolous grinding. and that's how you found yourself with your back against his chest, legs splayed, your panties pulled to the side and hobie's cock slapping against your slit.

▪︎• you two were absolutely spent, just from the sensations alone. 'why wasn't he in you yet fuck. this shit hurts, it's just working you more.' sure the slapping was hot, but it wasn't gonna cut it.

"b-baby?"

"yea darlin'? what's wrong? too much?" you gave a let out a frustrated whine, he soon realized what his baby wanted. and he was more than happy to oblige.

▪︎• you watched as he dangled the blunt in front of you. once you took it between you lips. he gave you once last kiss on the cheek, and told you that he'll stop when the blunt goes out.

▪︎• you felt your entire body seize up as his full was slammed into you. you've taken him unprepped before, but not from his angle. the stretch was different it was like his length was pushing down in you. it felt so good.

▪︎• he kept his promise and didn't stop till the blunt finished. no matter how the ash was knocked onto your tits, he pulled out your bra just so he could grope them. no matter how you whined at how sore you were, or that his couch was messy from how much slick he forced out of you. no matter how much you babbled to him in words not even you could understand. he'd just nod along like he understood you.

▪︎• once the blunt flickered once last time, you let out a groan once you felt his length ease out. sure you were just crying that you couldn't take anymore but you also couldn't help but squeeze one last time.

▪︎• you knew you were both still high as a kite. you lazily lounged on his couch, till the high sensation ceased. once it did you made him swear to smoke with you again tomorrow, you're lucky that's the day his plug was gonna hit him up.

#atsv hobie #hobie x reader #hobie spiderverse #hobie brown x black!reader #hobie brown smut #hobie brown x reader smut #atsv #☆° via writes °☆

[tonystarksproperty]

Hello! Could I ask for general yandere Bruce Wayne headcanons? Thank you! ^^

ʏᴀɴᴅᴇʀᴇ | ʙ. ᴡᴀʏɴᴇ

ben affleck version cause hes hot

gn reader cuz im a boss

warnings: stalking, manipulation, stockholm syndrome, yandere themes, obsessiveness.

Bruce is typically on the kidnapping side than the manipulation. Manipulation was his second option but he spent months watching you closely and couldn’t contain himself for long.

He isn’t a big fan of the manipulation crap like Diana, he prefers to just take you instead; its his ego or his wealth. 

He uses his money to win you over. 

You are probably wealthy but still on the “unfortunate” side according to Bruce.

I can see Bruce already knowing about you before you even met him, he is the Bruce Wayne and of course you heard of him and his heroic events but you just didn’t really know him.

However, he does watch you first. In his eyes, he doesn’t stalk; he just happens to be patrolling in the carefree nights in Gotham on your side of town. No big deal. The Batman is just caring for all citizens.

He is very delusional about his beliefs and his beliefs only. Doesn’t really care of what anyone thinks of him.

He probably gets judged by the League before they take their darlings.

Like, Diana would get her beloved first and Barry and Victor would give her a weird side-eye but when Bruce first talked about you; Barry and Victor were highly against him. Arthur didn’t care and Clark had already known about Bruce’s intentions.

He is an observer. Probably even knows how long it takes for you to even go to sleep, depending on your mood of course. I can see Bruce even knowing your day-to-day schedule. Whether you work or go to school. He knows how you function and knows what you need to function throughout the day.

He will probably take you when your sleeping or walking to your home. But Bruce is no dumbass. He plans out his kidnapping with the help of Alfred who is too concerned for Bruce’s intentions. 

Predicts the time and everything, everything is planned out and your finally his.

Due to his power as the Batman and his wealth as Bruce Wayne: he is wayyyyyy toooooooo strong to escape. 

Probably monitors your phone because he knows you will contact anyone for help.

Go to Gotham City Police? They know better to turn you back to him.

Your bank accounts are fucked up.

Your social media accounts are deactivated.

Every app has a child's lock on it because it uses it to taunt at you, how defenseless and powerless you are against him.

God forbid you actually manage to escape, somehow break Alfred into letting you go. Now Bruce will never fire Alfred but he does tend to show you both a reminder about what happens if you cross him.

Definitely catches you before you are able to go to any of your friends or family to support.

You have not been in contact with the people you love the most: they are currently under the impression you started a new job opportunity at Wayne Enterprises and will be quiet for a while, but not to worry: Bruce can easily make your family forget about your with a little dash of cash.

Blood, Blood, Blood. Kills what is the most meaningful to you.

Definitely not afraid to get his hands dirty, honestly prefers it.

Reminds you he does everything to protect you.

Because you may not need him but he needs you.

He had been shallow for way long and now takes what he wants.

There is no escaping Bruce Wayne nor the Batman.

credz to @/tonystarksproperty

#bruce wayne #ben affleck #dceu #dceu x reader #bruce wayne x reader #bruce wayne x gender neutral reader #bruce wayne imagine #ben affleck x reader #batman x reader #batman #batman imagine #batman dceu #dceu batman #dc extended universe #yandere batman #yandere bruce wayne

[hopelesslyromanticshark]

Dearest Covey.

Hi it’s me!! Sorry for not updating you on Sunday, or Monday, a LOT happened on Sunday.. a lawt.. but anyways my shopping got cancelled right after brunch, but today is the day I actually finally get to go! Also I had a dream about you today?? It was your birthday, and I was scrambling to find the little paragraph I made you in my notes! But anyways I’m going to sleepover on the 27th! Very excited. OH AND.. my copy of the lighting thief.. like the little design cover on the spike is like kinda ripping off, and I was so sad I literally ranted about it to my friends for 30 minutes straight.. but anyways how was your day? And how are you? Hopefully you’re doing well, ALSO WHENS YOUR BIRTHDAY😋💗, but anyways as usual, stay safe, healthy. And hydrated! LOVE YOU LOTS!!💗💗💗

Love always.

-🪷

I WAS MISSING YOU LOTUS ANON!!! GALD YOURE OKAY!!

oop- no the dream about me girl you don’t even know what i look like!!! that’s so sweet tho 😘😘😘 i wish i liked sleepovers more but i legit have to sleep in my bed or im not sleeping at all sorry yall 😅😅😅 awww im sorry about your copy of the lightening thief but that’s just reasoning to buy a new one!!

sadly my birthday already passed this year, but it’s february fourth!!

wishing you the best of health lotus anon and I LOVE YOU TOOOOOOOO

#return to sender ౨ৎ #all my love ౨ৎ

[bugmistake]

this turned into a whole thing so it's goin under a cut! talking about my cousin who was helping me thru some anxiety stuff

it's really rare that i feel loved and like. Seen by my extended family but my god when i feel it. it's like . an avalanche. i was on a plane with them recently and i am..... a nervous flier. turbulence is my absolute worst enemy. and my cousin was next to me on the flight and he was me kind of like. tensed up and shaking a little after a rough takeoff and he was like hey man. do you have headphones? and i said yeah but i forgot to download a podcast . and he was like ok and gave me one half of his wired headphones and played some very soothing synthpop and i crashed RIGHT out. and later after we landed i was like hey could you send me that playlist we were listening to on the plane? i really liked it! and he said oh it wasn't a playlist i was just queueing up songs i thought you would vibe with :) and i was like OH OKAY. THANKS! YOU'RE THE ONLY MOTHERFUCKER IN THIS CITY WHO CAN HANDLE ME.

also last christmas i got ... very very very high like toooooooo high and he held my hand cuz i was freaking outttttt and i fell asleep holding his hand. he rules. he's so chill. i cannot imagine being that calm.

and my other cousin (his brother) came and stood with me when i got pulled over by airport security and they rifled through my whole shit. like the full suitcase. and he didn't say anything he just stood there but it kept me from feeling like i was going to float away :~) anyways. it's nice to be around people who get it. also this cousin invited me to come stay with him and his girlfriend for a weekend in the summer ........ i am not used to feeling this close with family. it freaks me out a little! but 2024 is about vulnerability and doing scary stuff so im gonna DO IT!!!!!

[harryfeatgaga]

im so excited for the next zane lowe interview😔😔😔 i wanna hear him talk about lot so bad

GOD ME TOOOOOOOO

[andiaquarium-moved]

⭐ UR LITERALLY LIKE ONE OF MY CLOSREST FRIENDS nobody is doing it like you. your ideas are always so creative and i genuinely enjoy hearing the things you have to say about like whatever. you also dont make fun of me for being #Abnormal and im really grateful for it youre a rlly good friend

YOU TOOOOOOOO its crazy to me we havent known eachother a full year cuz i feel like i could tell u literally anything ur real as fuck. i love you man

#emails #lets frolic brother

[fat-butch-dyke]

For the fic meme: 2-3, 33 and 40 (Big Things Come in Little Packages >;3 ~ )

howdy!

2. Is there a trope you’ve yet to try your hand at, but really want to?

hmmmm im not sure i can say there is! typically if i wanna do something i just do it XD i really wanna stretch my muscles and write more angst but my love of happy endings always pulls me away from doing that. its such a curse being a sap sometimes lmao.

(OH WAIT I LIED enemies to lovers is one of my fave tropes and i havent really written that but uh........i am full of thoughts now)

3. Is there a trope you wouldn’t touch with a ten foot pole?

hmmmmmm mmmm im not a huge fan of teacher and student dynamics tbh they always make me feel kinda icky XD i also fucking HATE miscommunication tropes like yall just TALK FOR THE LOVE OF GOD they absolutely have made me stop reading stuff before cuz i get so frustrated

(ok so i dont think the prompt meant anything kink wise but also god me and my friend were just talking about this aksjha SO i wont ever write anything mpreg and i probably wont write anything with vore. for one, i dont think i could do any of those kinks justice for people who do like them and two.......i dont really like them)

33. How do you feel about crack?

i feel so old i had to google what this meant XD i mean theyre fun if nothing else! i do love a writing challenge though i cant say id embark on doing crack fics toooooooo often cuz i get stressed out easily and worry about if something makes sense or reads well and then i just dont post it lmao

40. Write an alternative ending to [insert fic title] (or just the summary of one).

(im screaming omskjh) ok alternative ending yami ends up fucking the tiny yugi toy cuz fuck logistics (which was actually a thought i did have while writing it tbh) and (just for you) stores him in a jar when hes not using it to save him for later

thanks for asking!

#void rambles #i do be rambling #this is not me kink shaming btw #this is a kink safe household #thank you aaaaaa #ask meme

[tetsuotsutsumishusband]

i went on about how gender leon’s hero costume is BUT HIS CASUAL ONE IS SO MECORE TOOOOOOOO LIKE

THIS IS STRAIGHT UP WHAT ID LOVE TO BE ALL COZY IN WHEN IM WITH AL AND IN MY EARLY ERA I USED TO BE BIG INTO BOMBER JACKETS THAN LETTERMAN JACKETS 👉👈

#🐶🩹 ˚₊ ➳❥ ꒰ barking beans ✰ ! 🐾 #I JSUTNFNFNDNNDNDND #LIKE IMAGINE IT WAS PINK OR A MUCH LIGHTER N SOFTER SHADE OF BLUE #ABSOLUTELY HECKING ME IN IT!!!!!!!