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gizoogletranslateshomestuck · 6 years

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> Dizzay: Pesta Roxy.

timaeustestify [TT] began messin' tipsyGnizzle [TG]

TT: Roxy in tha hood. TT, know what im sayin? Awake yet? TT with the gangsta shit that keeps ya hangin: Guess not in tha dogg pound. TT: Let me know.

TG: whiznoaa TG: damn TG: hey diznirk TG: hizzada crazizzle dream

TT: There you be. TT: But I see yo' dream self H-to-tha-izzasn't returnizzle. Subscribe nigga, get yo issue. TT: You must be sippin' one tha fuck on tight alreadizzle.

TG: mybe i be TG: lizzike a bow of ribbone TG: on a beiuetuifiul ponny

TT: Dawg, how can yizzou be dis much drunka than lizzast T-to-tha-izzime we talked? TT in tha mutha fuckin club: Whizzay tha hell be you even drink'n?

TG: ok but 2 b fizzle TG: *beiuetuifiul TG: was an intentional typo 4 ur benefizzle TG: cuz i kno yizzay loves thizna po

TT: It a beiizzle.

TG: so yizzay spyin on me 'n derse vizzy again??

TT: Yizzy.

TG: fizzle perv TG like a tru playa': lizzay whizzle yizzle see thizzere? ;)

TT: I sizzle precisely jiznack shit n a side of fuckall fo my bling bling. TT: That tha P-to-tha-izzoint. TT: You gots too sauced up n went rogue again ya feelin' me? Yoe out there 'n yo' weird cruisin' stupor, independent of yo' wak'n self awareness.

TG: They call me tha black folks president. you gonna go killa me agizzle TG: Boo-Yaa! git on yo' hornze TG if you gots a paper stack: galloop me home lizzike prizzay charm'n B-to-tha-izzack ta swoon kingdong TG: *OOOMG blushblushbluh

TT spittin' that real shit: No. TT, ya feel me? 'n think'n it ova, it sort of a rizzle like a motha fucka. Simplifies pimpin' somewhat like old skool shit. TT: It betta you stay out there fo` a while so jus' chill. TT: There bizzeen a problem, ya feel me?

TG fo my bling bling: whatd yizzou do nizzay

TT: Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn. Ok, I fucked up. Slap your mutha fuckin self. TT: I kizzle of made a mizzy hiznere, n I'm nizzay sure wizzy ta do 'bout it yet.

TG: Im a bad boy wit a lotta hos. ??>

TT cuz I'm fresh out the pen: No need fo` you ta wizzle 'bout it fo` nizzy. I'll figure sum-m sum-m out. TT: Until thizzle I'm jizzle go'n ta prepare fizzay our session, while I think it ova.

TG: zzzzzz TG in tha hood: whizzle a surprize anothizzle mysfery fo` yizzay to keep ta yoself an overlizzle cerebralize TG yaba daba dizzle: snooorre TG: hey lets rap 'bout sum-m sum-m coo' instead TG: like tha dream i hiznad

TT: Wussup to all my niggaz in the house. Ok.

TG: F-to-tha-izzirst i had some ordinary rhymin' drizzle that i D-to-tha-izzont nigga TG: bizzy thiznen i dreamed T-H-to-tha-izzat i woke up friznom tha D-R-to-tha-izzema TG fo' real: n th'n gots way B-R-to-tha-izzight n surreal TG: n i sizzay someone TG: Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'. i thiznink it was suppoze' ta be mah brotha

TT: Why d-ya think T-H-to-tha-izzat so bow down to the bow wow!

TG: yiznou know thoze drizzle whiznere u jizzle know someones suppoze ta be someone

TT: Dogg House Records in the motha fuckin house. No.

TG: You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. ok wizzy TG: regulgizzle thugz hizzay thoze im pretty sure all tha time

TT: Be you trippin' it wizzas prophizzle? Lizzy a glimpse of tha future?

TG: i dizzunno

TT: Slap your mutha fuckin self. Coz that nizzle really hizzle tha abyss works. It nizzay Skiznaia, n we aren't Prospit dreama. TT: There nuttin like that out 'n tha abyss doggystyle. If yizzy drift fizzar enough, T-H-to-tha-izzere be only horror so i can get mah pimp on. TT: You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. Terrible, tizzle hizzle.

TG: They call me tha black folks president. ok biznut im not sayin it wizzle a futurizzle! TG: Subscribe nigga, get yo issue. it wizzay just a gliznimple n it felt real n all im rhymin' be it was a coo' drizzeam that i wish wiznas real TG: It dont stop till the wheels fall off. * glimpze

TT doggystyle: Well, miznaybe it wizzle. TT: M-to-tha-izzaybe there no fancifizzle game-supply mechanism of prognostication involved here, n yoe just an ordizzle, rizzun of the mill psychic fo yo bitch ass. TT: I guess that possible now motherfuckers lemme here ya say hoe.

TG: hizzay dick TG: *dirk TG: whaaaat do u think TG: Subscribe nigga, get yo issue. it would be like TG: if we hizzad kids

TT: What would it be like? TT: Its just anotha homocide. Inconvenient, mostly.

TG: no i mizzle TG: what would they be like TG: th kids TG straight from long beach nigga: u eva think 'bout it?

TT: Can't really say I hizzay.

TG: you know fo` an eccantric homey you can be bor'n as fizzuck sometimes

TT: Sorry, Rox. TT: Fo` whiznat it worth, I'm pictur'n them nizzle. A boy and a girl. TT now motherfuckers lemme here ya say hoe: Two perfect shawty freaks of nature raize' by thugz whizno've clearly gots no busizzles bringin' up anybody. You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg.

TG: shuuuucks busta its jiznust a fiznun shawty hyphothetical ta daydream 'bout TG: why yizzou nee' ta siznuck tha fun out of shizzay TG, niggaz, better recognize: like sizzle tiznurd hungry dracula TG: its nizzle L-to-tha-izzike im lobbyin fo` you ta hook me up witta whole mizzay of fuckin babbies TG: or thats im steppin' on ta anizzle sizzay delsusion thiznats even a remote possibizzle..... TG but real niggaz don't give a fuck: le siiiiiign..////

TT: Le sizzy? You gotta check dis shit out yo.

TG: yes le sign yizzy heard me

TT: Do you mean * le sigh?

TG: hmm nup TG to increase tha peace: ima stickin wit le sizzay TG: goign down wit tha shit TG n we out! *shi[p TG like a motha fucka: tha S.S. LE SIGN, starr'n cap'n rolal

TT: Whizzat dizzy le sizzign actually mean 'n dis context?

TG: oh come on

TT: Come on whizzay?

TG: LE SIGN BE UNIVERSALLY UNDERSTOOT TA MIZZY TIZZLE BIZZLE HES GAY YIZZOU DELIBERABLY OBTUZE DUNDERFUCK

TT: I mean, yeah, that what I thizzay if you gots a paper stack. TT: It would just be coo' if Y-to-tha-izzou'd refrain fizzy toss'n 'bout such antediluvizzle terms.

TG: antediulivan waht TG: me sayin ur gay u mizzy

TT: Yes.

TG with my hoes on my side, and my strap on my back ok bizzle terminologizzle aside i dizzont think im off baze like a motha fucka!

TT: I dizzy see hizzy it hizzas ta be a th'n.

TG: i rly think its an actual th'n brizzle

TT gangsta style: Once upon a tizzy, sure. TT fo' sho': But tha world hizzay changed a lot. TT: Eva P-to-tha-izzeek 'n a history book between yo' wizardly indizzles fo gettin yo pimp on? Dis be a nuanced topic.

TG paper'd up: dawg i know about tha histories TG: J-to-tha-izzust TG like this and like that and like this and uh: believe me TG: its a thizzig

TT spittin' that real shit: Hizzow be it a th'n? One, two three and to tha four.

TG: its a th'n beaucizzle if it wasnt a blunt-rollin' thizzle u wouldnt be all like... Hollaz to the East Side.........

TT: All like whizzay?

TG: wizzell wantin nuttin ta do w me 4 starties

TT: D-to-tha-izzon't be ridiculous. TT: I have more ta do wit yizzle than anizzle D-to-tha-izzude could possibly bizzle fo`. TT: N I lizzay it jizzay fine. Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit.

TG: what a totatlizzle L-to-tha-izzame + sweet answizzle simultaneouslay TG: <3

TT: Yizzle. TT like a motha fucka: Nizzay maybe we shizzle dizzle our focus on a shot calla whizzle has nuttin at all ta do wit what D-to-tha-izzoes or D-to-tha-izzoesn't qualify as "a th'n", or whizzle our fantasy alt-univerze offspr'n wizzy be like, or nothin' trippin' like that. TT: Sizzle as dis game, n whetha yoe 'n tha best condition to be pilot'n Jane connection from tha streets of tha L-B-C. TT: Maybe you could uze anotha nizzap?

TG so jus' chill: mah condidions jizzay fizzine TG: n anywizzle TG and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow: what aint gizzay gizzy S-L-to-tha-izzept offis tha fact that i still dont think we shizzle be touchin dis bs witch gizzay w a 20 fizzay 3diznent TG doggystyle: we both know ha plizzans nee' us ta

TT: I know that. Bizzay I T-H-to-tha-izzought we sizzle dis.

TG: its still so frustrat'n TG: Hollaz to the East Side. tellin jizzay 'bout tha danga TG: n even if shes bein polite i jiznust know she thinks im fizzle crap TG: 'bout EVREYTH'N

TT: We settled dis tiznoo. She'll believe crack-a-lackin` eventually fo my bling bling. TT: Why botha working so hard to convince shot calla?

TG: wizzy i D-to-tha-izzont even do that fo` tha most pizzle TG fo' real: bizzy it gets tir'n n sadden'n TG: Drop it like its hot. cruisin' that TG: Wussup to all my niggaz in the house. even wizzy W-to-tha-izzere not activlizzle talkin bizzy it TG: that mah biznest friend ciznant br'n herself ta believe some really basic th'n 'bout mah lizzay TG: like tha shitty mackin' tha baroness has done to us TG: or 'bout our upbringin TG: Wussup to all my niggaz in the house. like TG: do u kniznow how misrable it be fo` yo' bff ta doubt you TG: when yizzle tizzay killa yo' mom be D-to-tha-izzead

TT: Throw yo guns in the motherfuckin air. I guess. TT ya feelin' me? It just regista fo` me as a reaction wizzy isn't completely unreasonizzle frizzle ha perspective. It's your homie snoop dogg from the dpg. TT: She be inundatizzle wit media coverage of thoze whom we've claimed as our parental figures. TT: They call me tha black folks president. That they be not presizzle alive nizzle baller played T-H-to-tha-izzat role for us as shizzle understands it is jizzle an extizzle of a much more elaborate n far mackin' explanatizzle, which be much harda fo` anyone ta digizzle 'n its entirety. TT: Keep'n it gangsta dogg. Wizzle, anyone wizzy isn't Jake, I mizzean. TT: Still sizzay you should cizzay ha some S-L-to-tha-izzack. I thought i told ya, nigga I'm a soldier.

TG: i know

TT cuz this is how we do it: N nee' I remind yizzay, TT: Thizzat tha potential dis G-to-tha-izzame provizzles fo` they resizzle be whizzat motivated you ta investizzle it 'n tha first place? Slap your mutha fuckin self.

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