#captainperoxcidespike

[existentialflirt]

     “Do people say I smell like strawberries cuz i do or is it because I’m a rehead and they associate that with strawberries? Why not a tomato? Or...or an apple?”

@captainperoxidespike​

#captainperoxcidespike #MAIN | Welcome to the Hellmouth #;hex the patriarchy (ch: Willow Rosenberg) #†; if the apocalypse comes queue me

[existentialflirt]

   “You ever wonder if that whole vampires are mortals possessed by a demon thing or whatever was made up by the Council to make it easier for teenagers to kill things that look like humans for the most part?”

@captainperoxidespike​​

#captainperoxcidespike #MAIN | Welcome to the Hellmouth #;I have their money. Who cares what kind of day they have? (ch: Anya/Anyanka) #†; if the apocalypse comes queue me

[existentialflirt]

     “It’s called a beard, but I can understand you being envious.”

@captainperoxidespike​

#captainperoxcidespike #MAIN | Welcome to the Hellmouth #;I might as well hang out with my new best friend bleeding dummy head for all you dorks care (ch: Xander Harris)

[existentialflirt]

     “Okay, but you have to be dying your hair sometimes. Even if you don’t get regrowth, it fades as you wash your hair or cuz of air pollution or something.”

@captainperoxidespike​

#captainperoxcidespike #MAIN | Welcome to the Hellmouth #;I put my high heels on so I'm closer to God (ch: Cordelia Chase)

[existentialflirt]

     “So not in the mood right now, Spike. Hey, so lets make this easy. Are we a) fighting? b) flirting but pretending not to. c) Or are you just sad?”

@captainperoxidespike​

#captainperoxcidespike #MAIN | Welcome to the Hellmouth #;the girl with all the gifts (ch: Buffy Summers)

[existentialflirt]

     “I was surprised you were still around in the eighties and I still can’t believe you haven’t been dusted yet.”

@captainperoxidespike​

#captainperoxcidespike #MAIN | Welcome to the Hellmouth #:a little stronger and ready to tear you apart (ch: Mona Leigh) #†; if the apocalypse comes queue me