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List of Dirk and John ship names.

dirkjohn/johndirk (obviously)

tidepod

pepsicrush/pepsifanta

Prince of Bel Heir

ghostrider

zillyhooves

airheart/heirheart

blueberry muffin

blueberry orange

#honorary mention: #pepsiroyal #to the pinoy fans out there #also an inside joke lol #dirkjohn #johndirk #chess.speaks #some of these i just grabbed from random people lol yeah

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John Egbert face claim. (REAL)

#homestuck #john egbert #chess.speaks #this is it #((tumblr just glitched and sent multiple posts AARRGHHSGDJSJ #this is personal. #don't talk to me.

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I need everyone to look at him. I am shoving him into your face. LOOK.

#chess.speaks #limeblood #tealblood #hiveswap #friendsim

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if dirk wasn't a mean to john and Actually Interacted with each other, the epilogues would've not existed

#just saying #dirkjohn #GOOD #read the thing i reblog to get what i mean #possibly be adding A LOT mor to this is the future ;P #if there are any #i wont change the typos lol #chess.speaks #dirkjohn manifesto

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tysm for 15 follawers on twitter and tumblr!

#chess.speaks #follower count

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if dirkjohn is ’not gay for each other(they make out)’, so bropoppop is ’homophobic(they make out)’.

#im so eepy good night woeld #dirkjohn #johndirk #bropoppop #youve heard of being gay for the bit. now imagine being homophobic for the bit. #chess.speaks

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homestuck^2 dirk and john are each other's canon event.

#ong #hahsksajsjagcah #dirkjohn #dirk strider #john egbert #spiderverse spoilers #chess.speaks

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john ventures into the void looking for your bitches.

#homestuck #john egbert #chess.speaks

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this man used his wife as a human shield.

don't worry. he has more wives.

#i cant stop thinking about him and its going to be everyones problem #grandpa harley #chess.speaks

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can't stop thinking about how grandpa harley had the hottest, most steaming gay sex! (he was brutally beaten to death)

#chess.speaks #grandpa harley

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This is just too relatable, how dare-

#dirkjohn #chess.speaks

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dirkjohn is real everyone go home !!!!!!

#homestuck #john egbert #dirk strider #dirkjohn #chess.speaks #dw guys im an INTP. #so FUCKING ironic #when ur both a john and dirk kinnie </3

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hello i'm open for requests i want to draw . send whatever.

#i need to draw something other than dirkjohn they already plaugue my mind 24/7 #but whats stopping you from not requestimg more of them though #i might not do soem though idk dont get mad if i dont #gaslight my brain into hyperfocusing on other characters for an hour it would be so funny #chess.speaks

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I love how every homestuck ships are majorly named after food, then there's tidepod.

I mean... It is edible if you're brave and stupid enough.

#tidepod #dirkjohn #homestuck #chess.speaks

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absolutely loving these one month old drafts past me made lol

#its almost 12 am lmao #see? jams #homestuck #dirk strider #john egbert #dirkjohn #chess.speaks #cool 50th post

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please tag characters according to my original posts! thank you!

#chess.speaks #i cant take it anymore and im never taking it ever again #eto blehhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!! #boundaries! #so simple! #dont tag john as j/une! or mistake him as j*ke!!!! #ive had enough!!!