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itβs so strange to not have anika around. like... the ghar/room/show actually seems khaali khaali. i didnβt feel like this when nakuul went on vacay. hence proved that surbhi is the actual jaan of this show. πππ
itne dino baad yeh banda kuch kaam kar raha hai, yeh rudra ka bachcha woh bhi nahi karne dega. πππ
iβm already giggling at shivaayβs face. πππ
βyeh waali problem thodi ajeeb hai.βΒ
bhaiyya is intrigued. π―π―π―
βitβs about my... performance, bhaiyya.βΒ
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA THE HIGH PITCHEDΒ βHUHHHH?!?!!?β SHIVAAY LET OUT HAHAHA π€£π€£π€£π€£
βmujhe bhavya ko prove karna hai!!!β
βkya?β
βKI MAIN BACHCHA NAHI HOON! MAIN MARD HOON! PAR MUJHSE KUCH HO NAHI RAHA!!!!!!β
hahahaha shivaayβs like I LOVE YOU BABY BRO BUT I REALLY DONβT NEED TO KNOW THIS π«π«π«π«
love that even in between the convo, shivaay did that standard hindu gesture of reverence to the dropped file, and indicated to rudra to do the same. like, itβs just an inbuilt habit for me to do that to books/paper/people if i accidentally touch them with my foot. it was suchhhhhh a hard thing to explain to white people when i was in usa. πππ
hahahahahaha poor shivaaaaay. such a jhatka heβs getting this early in the morninggggg. π€£π€£π€£π€£
LMAO ANIKA KYA BATAYEGI... TUNE KUCH KIYA KAHAN HAI BATAANE KO. πππ
βmain chahta hoon jaise anika bhaabi khush hai, waise bhavya bhi khush rahe.β
lolololololol trust me rudy, any βkhushiβ sheβs getting isnβt from your bhaiyya here. *cough* apna haath, jagannaath. *cough*Β
lmaoooo shivaay is FREAKING the fuckkkkkk outtttt π€£π€£π€£π€£
okkkkkkk finalllllllllly. matter is clear.Β
HIS RELIEFFFFFFFFFFF HAHAHA
waise i feel so bad for boys if they canβt discuss such things with each other. this is why i am so overwhelmingly relieved to be a woman and have girl friends i can talk about everything from my period flow to lord knows what ever the fuck else weird shit my body is up to that day. πππππ
bhaiyya is just confirming, ki... sachhhh mein βuss areaβ mein issues thodi hai? πππ
βtujhe koiiiiii problem nahi hai, i am so happy!!!!! TU MUJH PE GAYA HAI!βΒ
ew! yeh bhi koi genetic trait hai proud hone waali? lord. men. ugh. πππ
eh le, bulbul is just in her standard kapde? shivaay told you to look hottttttttttt, girl!Β
godddd that stupidass kurtaaaa of his. exhibition ke din toh dhang ke kapde pehenta, om!!! π£π£π£
i havenβt seen om look this animated in foreverrrrrrrr. πππ
he looks so happy to see her! awwwwwwwww, my heart! πππ
is he holding his hand out to her? please donβt be gesturing to something behind her!!! PLEASE! MY HEART WONβT BE ABLE TO TAKE IT. π―π―π―
ok no, it IS to her. thank god.Β
is she dreaming all this? oh god is this a dream? MY HEART WONβT BE ABLE TO TAKE THAT EITHER. π―π―π―π―π―
i canβt stop freaking out. coz i know SOMETHING has to go wrong so everyyyy damn action of his is seeming shady to me. πππ
WAIT WHAT? IS THIS A FUCKING DREAM OR NOTTTT I NEED IT TO BE CONFIRMED THIS ISNβT A DREAM COZ I HONESTLY FEEL LIKE IMMA THROW UP RIGHT NOW π«π«π«π€’π€’π€’π₯π₯π₯
YUP.Β Β KNEW IT.Β
ok donβt tell me bulbul is feeling insecure coz the other ladies are in western. comeeee on girl, you look good!Β
ok shivaay please, just give us a get rich quick scheme, we donβt have time for a whole MBA course from you rn.Β
the amount of times shivaay has had to clarify thatβs heβs NOT SUGGESTING RUDRA DABBLE WITH PROSTITUTION is amazing. πππ
βcreate a needβ - wow, spoken like a true MBA asshole. i would know. iβm one of them.
bhaiyya is still oddly fixated on rudraβs plumbing. FUCKING LET IT GO SHIVAAY. TU APNE SEX LIFE KI SOCH. APNA TOH KUCH HO NAHI RAHA EK SAAL SE, RUDY KE LIYE BADA PARESHAAN HAI... FUCKING IDIOT. πππ
back to bulbul. girl hold that head up high, youβre the most beautiful human being in this room by a factor of 10. πππ
oh boy is she going to get insecure seeing om talk to the girl in the blue dress? π¬π¬π¬
oh ho bulbul, omki bhi toh desi chirota banke aaya hai. no need to be overly paranoid. just chill. πΆπΆπΆ
her anxiety is ramping up MY anxiety.Β
ok vrindaβs acting is hella bad and killing me. behen, lines ratta maare hai, theek hai, but aise elocution mein poem ki tarah kyun jhaad rahi ho? Β
ok bulbul, he didnβt even knowww you were here. π¦π¦π¦
OK VRINDA YOU BITCH, DONβT YOU MAKE THAT SNOTTY FACE AT MY GIRL. π π π
oh god. what evennnnnnn is this idiot going to do? apne saare gym equipment kabaadi ko bech raha hai kya? πππ
lmaooooooo i love these two idiots.Β
bhavya honestlyyyy, do you not have anything better to do in life? like... sultanβs still loose... SVETLANAβS STILL IN THE HOUSE... MATLAB, KUCH TOH KAAM KARLE, MERI BEHEN. πππ
using govt. services and resources for personal use. nice.Β
wow. chubbyβs a good marketer.Β
OK FUCK OFF YOU FAT SHAMING ASSHOLE. πππ
ok rudra, stop being mean to chubby. heβs the only one helping you out right now.Β
omfg chubby is so cuteΒ βtraining karna hai toh mujhe contact karna, iβm a ready punching bagβ what a cupcake. ππππ
ok om, donβt be an asshole to her. please donβt be an asshole. π£π£π£
this is.... gauri. (............................)Β
oh just a random woman named gauri standing next to you huh??? ππππππ
ok, come the fuck on, why would gauri be awkward about shaking hands? kuchhhhh bhi. awaiii making the character look like a country bumpkin when sheβs not! πππ
why are ppl willing to pay TWICE the price rudra is starting at for a USED punching bag? kya chutiya log hai. π£π£π£
omg, flashback to baby rudra and shivaay.Β
ok they messed up the ages of the kids tho. shivaayβs 10 - 11 years older than rudra. the shivaay should be at 20ish, given that the baby rudra looks 10ish.
aw, rudra was bullied for being chubbbbby. πππ
ok very abrupt end to that scene. damnit, show me more of my boys as babies! i wanna see overly serious and business minded baby shivaay!
awwwwwwww no, whyβd you selll thaaaaaaat rudraaaaaaaa?!?! π₯π₯π₯π₯
also god bless chubby. what a good friend. i love him. Β πππ
did he make the 25k?????
ohhhhhhh boy, press is being intrusive assholes as usual.
OMFG WHAT NONSENSE, THE PRESS WOULD NEVER LAUGH LIKE THAT AT SOMEONE ASKING TO BE SPOKEN TO IN HINDI. LIKE WHAT THE FUCK EVEN???????? ππππ
what stupidassssss questions. and i donβt wanna watch this scene itβs giving me tooooo much michmichiiiiii
ok iβm fwding coz i actually CANNOT handle it. i hate when they make such BS issues outta nowhere. π«π«π«π€π€π€π€
lol rudra ke 25k aaaye nahi ke paise maangne waale bhi aa gaye. welcome to adulthood, rudy! π€π€π€π€
ok om to the rescueeeee.
damnnnn, assertiveKara is hottttt as hell. ππππ
from assertiveKara to just an ASS in 2 seconds flat. ugh, whyyyyy om? π©π©π©π©π©
blah blah blah ruvya nonsense, fwding, coz i really donβt care.Β
bitchy vrindaβs back. and being a bitchy again. π€π€π€
YAAAAAAAAAS OM! TELL HER OFF! DEFEND YOUR WIFE! ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½
woulda been nice if you would have done it when she was still here though. sigh.Β
wow, one ruvya scene that didnβt make me cringe and want to dieeeeeee.π―π―π―π―
AAAAAAAAAAND THEY RUINED IT WITH A SONG SEQUENCE. LORD WHYYYYYYYYYYYY. UGH. FWDING.Β
... IS THAT BHAVYAβS ISSUE? THAT SHEβS 4 YEARS OLDER? SIS, THATβS THE LEASTTTTTTTTTT OF THE ISSUES IN THIS RELATIONSHIP. πππ
oh gauriiiii. my babyyyyyyyy. noooooo. *hugs her super-tight*Β
OH THANK GOD. SHIVAAY IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHIVAAY IS HERE!!!!!! ππππππππ
shivaay and anika are the only ones from this family of circus freaks that deserve gauriβs blessed presence in their life. only they REALLLLLLY care about her. fuck all the rest of you oberois.Β
if one year ago, youβd have told me that SHIVAAY SINGH OBEROI sits on the floor to talk to and comfort this random non NKK-possessing girl who managed to find herself in this house through the strangest of circumstances, i would have told you that you were out of your godforsaken mind. but *sigh* iβm so happy at all the fates that conspired to bring these two into each othersβ lives. πͺπͺπͺπͺβ¨β¨β¨β¨
SHIVAAY, TALKING ABOUT HOW SOCIETY IS FUCKED UP FOR JUDGING PEOPLE ON THE LANGUAGE THEY SPEAK. I AM DESTROYEDDDD. THE GROWTH THIS MAN HAS UNDERGONEEEE. ππππππ
ok i am legit crying at him adamantly telling her that there could never be a girl more perfect for om. fuck, my hearttttttttttttt. πππππ
βmain sab theek kar doonga, gauri.βΒ
aaaaaand now iβm weeping. like loud heaving sobs. great. πππππ
ok donβt show me this ruvya garbage after the perfection that was that shivRi scene. like, honestly, I DO NOT FUCKING CARE.
whut? billuβs getting champi? other people are allowed to touch his hair now???? ππππ
billu, i hope youβre using that phone to sext. or you know... TELL HER YOU LOVE HER. YOU STUPID FUCK. π©π©π©π©
ooooohhhh, billuβs getting inspired by dadiβs old-school romance stories.Β
ok please dadi, stop singing. please. π¬π¬π¬
lmao shivaayβs like dadi you sing even worse than meeee. which is true. sheβs that terrible. ππππ
ugh such cute.Β
lol dadiβs embarrassing billllu with her lovey doveyyy nonsense. π
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ugh. pinkyyyyy. god knows what khichdi sheβs pakoing now. πππ
wow, dadi just came down strong on pinky. ek chaanta toh already pada hai, donβt force dadi to bust out the belan. π§π§π§π§
rudra seems to be going through jekyll and hyde kinda issues here. okaaaay??? π€π€π€π€
whatβs tejjjjjjj up to now?Β
i looooooooooooove his shirts man. i love them alllll. πππ
buddhon ka romance. πππ
but wow, first time iβm seeing tej seeming contrite. please god, reform his character. i donβt like having to hate mahesh thakur, who has the most positive, puppy dog-ish face ever. πππ
dangggggggggg svetlanaaaa, why so pretty?! πππππππ
lol billuβs ~~DEMANDS~~ for the paper to write his premmmm patraaaa on. πππ
LMAO DADI CAUGHT HIMMMMM. DADI LET THE POOR BOY LIIIIVE. πππ
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