#clelery my darling child

[anadorablekiwi]

so uh

This is clelery

Accidently made it so I have zero access to my Tumblr account! Yay!

Anyways

Hello mother!!

I moving to Germany on the 12th, so yay

Oh goodness child 😅😂

Hello darling! And yay germany!! That sounds like such a fun move honestly

#kiwi answers #shy my sweet darling child

[anadorablekiwi]

Hah! Jokes on you, i don't drink!

*fills your walls with bees*

Excuse you but as your mother I demand that you go drink some water!! (Not the salted kind)

*grabs a squirt gun and aims it at your mouth, shooting water as soon as you open it*

Uhh anyone good with bees? Maybe had some spare hives?

*sets up a bucket of water above a doorframe so it dumps water on you as soon as you open it*

#kiwi answers #pranks with kiwi #clelery my darling child #joke or not go drink some water! 💙

[anadorablekiwi]

Momma

Rise of The Gaurdians and def one of my fab movies

And there's a surprising amount of good fanfic on it!

I also got my nails filled and recoloured!

Is Rise of the Guardians the one with Russian Santa and hot Jack Frost? Cuz if so I freaking LOVE that movie

Ooo, pretty!!!! I Love that color!!! They look great!! 💜💞💜💞

#kiwi answers #clelery my darling child

[anadorablekiwi]

Sooo my irl mother has informed me its strange to take 8 hour baths whilst eating pickles.

Thoughts?

I… you do what now? W- what- I-

Yes, that is indeed a very strange thing to do, my strange child ♥️

#kiwi answers #clelery my darling child

[anadorablekiwi]

Nuuu! It's alright mum, don't apologize for just venting about something!

Aww, thank you sweetie 💜 I still feel kinda bad, y’all don’t need me dumping my heaviness and meltdown/breakdown thoughts on you 💙💗

#kiwi answers #clelery my darling child

[anadorablekiwi]

Ehehehehe

The yummiest form of cannibalism and one of the only acceptable ones 😉 the other being cinnamon roll cannibalism hehe

#kiwi answers #clelery my darling child #I have a fair amount of kiwi memes hehehe #not loz

[anadorablekiwi]

They were making out alot so i left, it was curfew anyways

Got some godly mcchickens

I cany type very well because my fingersa are froxan and my nails

Pretty sure j heard a guy call another guy 'tooth haven muthafucker' that was hilarious

Got my mum some nuggets too cuz im nice like that

Go do your homework

Love ya ❤

Oh gross. Good on you luv!

Ooo, chicken nuggs are amazing.

Oh my gosh that’s great 🤣🤣🤣

No 💜

Love ya too! 💜💙💗💞

#kiwi answers #clelery my darling child #why do homework when I can play twilight princess? #besides I can do it tomorrow lol #today was not working for me

[anadorablekiwi]

My friend just dragged me to get acylic nails for the first time

Im convinced this is some type of medieval torture method???

My hands are those of an old ladys, ik

Oh how fun! they look great!!!

Yeah, I’ve never had acrylic nails before and am not a fan of them but I understand why some people love them!!

#kiwi answers #clelery my darling child #can you tell I’m avoiding my homework #not lu

[anadorablekiwi]

A crappy drawing of a llama on a unicycle wearing a yellow top hat and a purple bow, just for you @clelery 💜💛

#very very very crappy drawing lol #clelery my darling child

[anadorablekiwi]

Bah! Fi- *gets sprayed with water* gaugjle-

Why you little-! I'll get my own squirt gun, youll se- *gets dumped with water*

...

*fills your floors with bees*

*and your cabinets*

*and your car*

*just fills your whole house with bees*

Hehehehehehe

*is now standing 10 feet from my house* @scotchbonnetfairy hey were you the one who pets bumblebees? Any help here? Or maybe another one of my cousins?

By the way as your mother, my dear clelery, my house is your house so your house is also now filled with bees 💛🖤💛 Also where are you getting all these bees?

*carefully retrieved hose (with spray nozzle) and turns it on before once more standing far away from the house* *hides hose behind back*

@casual-trash your sibling has filled the house with bees. Would you like to help me get back at them?

#clelery my darling child #pranks with kiwi #pranks in the kiwi household #halp

[anadorablekiwi]

You heathen!

*pours wood chips into your oatmeal*

°>^´

Hah! Jokes on you, I don’t eat oatmeal!

*puts salt in your drink when you aren’t looking*

#clelery my darling child #kiwi answers #pranks with kiwi

[anadorablekiwi]

Mommaaa I'm siiick ;-;

Awww I’m sorry baby!!! I hope you feel better soon, and make sure you drink lots of water!!!!

#kiwi answers #clelery my darling child #take yourself sweetie 💜 #I hope you’re feeling better

[anadorablekiwi]

Oh my 😂😂

#kiwi answers #clelery my darling child #not loz #not lu

[anadorablekiwi]

😊💕💕

💞💖💜

#kiwi answers #clelery my darling child

[anadorablekiwi]

COMBAT KIWI DEPLOYED

#I dont care if it’s not a kiwi it is now #also the others are funny too I just zone in on the kiwi bird hehe #clelery my darling child #kiwi answers #not loz

[anadorablekiwi]

I think the nails are growing on me

I kinda like em now

Is this stolkholm syndrome?

PFFFFFTT 🤣🤣🤣

I’m glad you’re liking them! Painted/acrylic nails are fun!

#kiwi answers #clelery my darling child #not lu