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ruiniel · 4 months

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Alucard & sick Reader HCs

*totally not inspired by the devilish respiratory illness I'm contending with these days

He may take after his mother in so many ways, but he's still his father's son in having witnessed the consideration Dracula had shown Lisa during their times as a family

It all brushed off on him from a young age: humans need more tending to during times of illness

If Adrian cares, whether in a platonic friendship capacity or whichever way, he will fuss over you, make no mistake

When you're coughing so much your intercostal and abdominal muscles hurt he'll draw you up, hug you against him so you don't cough on your back; outwardly calm and composed while reeling inside (you won't notice anyway)

He'll scour his mother's papers for any aid to ease your state because he can't stand to see you hurting

He'll carry you everywhere when you're too weakened to walk on your own

He'll never let you out of his sight. Some might find that too much, too overbearing, but he's lost so many people he cares about he's taking 0 chances

You're getting homemade cough syrup and medication as soon as he figures out what the main cause and symptoms are, no buts

After all he was Lisa's most devoted apprentice

He'll rest close by, idling in an armchair or standing by the window of your chamber, quiet and unobtrusive but to be around just in case

He'll lend you all the clean shirts you need, help you change out of the wet ones as your body fights fever spells

If you call his name, the book flies from his lap

He'll gently urge you to rise from time to time, to listen to your heart and lungs; there are no stethoscopes yet in the 1400s but his hearing is sharp enough that he can discern your heartbeats or if there's anything worrisome with your lungs. He'll press his ear to your back, following all points of interest

Once satisfied, he'll lie you back down, listening to your mutterings of gratitude with a blank stare, but his lips do alight on your forehead for a fast fever check

He'll lie beside you in your sickbed and hold you close if you get chills, telling you it'll pass, he's here, he'll take care of you

He believes it, too, of course, he can't even fathom other alternatives

Adrian is nothing if not methodical, so once you're better, an immune system boost 'program' awaits.

#threw together some HCs #to make myself feel better leave me alone #alucard x reader #alucard castlevania x reader #castlevania x reader #castlevania imagine #he's of the coconut variety none can change my mind #ruiniel:fanfiction #x reader #adrian tepes x reader #alucard x you #castlevania x you #castlevania show #canon x you #canon x reader #adrian tepes x you #castlevania alucard x reader #hurt/comfort #sick reader

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coolcarabiner · 11 months

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lesbians who are terfs will never make any sense to me crying about the supposed exclusivity of the “female experience” like my brother in christ she experienced an othered, lonely, confusing childhood where she was made to feel inadequate in her gender, sexuality, or both just the same as you and instead of letting this unify you against patriarchy you just enforce it on other people to maintain the sliver of “power” you think you have. how do u not see how dumb this is oh my god

#like trans women are hurt by the patriarchy they don’t benefit from it you fucking coconuts bc even if they were ‘men’ (they’re not)#they’d be men who cannot live up to the standards set by patriarchy!!!! this is feminism 101 yet some people run their mouths like it’s 1912 #like dude. she’s doing gender and sexuality in a way cishet society hates just like u are. please be fucking smart and realize attacking her #only hurts YOU and loses YOU the same bodily autonomy u wanna deny her for the sake of “’saving ur lesbian brethren’ or what the fuck ever #you’re hurting cis women trans women intersex people EVERYONE because you’re so obsessed w feeling special for being perceived as a woman #and then being harmed for it that you can’t even see that the women you hate so much experience the EXACT SAME SHIT. use ur brain!!!!!!#anyways sorry read some takes from some lesbians in LC and got way too heated. god bless u trans dykes i love u trans dykes #idk what to tag this so. ya #posts

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gaybichon · 3 months

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i follow this woman on twitter who rehabilitates bats bc that is my alternate universe fantasy dream job but anyway look at this funny little bald man

here's a more flattering picture of griff btw ⬇️

#hurts to see someone living your dream #i wanna put coconut oil on a bat....

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 9 months

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Hi, I was the anon that had brought up the high seas adventure!! I'm glad you took interest in it, and hearing your ramblings to add onto it just made me imagine so many fun things! (Poor Eddie, haha. With your description, I just imagine a dog trying to stand up in a moving car.) Ohh, now I imagine a case where the ship wrecks and their stranded for a few days until another rescue ship comes! Perhaps on an island?? I hope some of them know how to hunt!

the very first thing that came to mind was Eddie sobbing while pointing one of Howdy's guns at a crab. Sally just comes up & stabs it through the shell before taking it back to the fire for eating. Eddie collapses to his knees, wracked with guilt-

#frank & sally arguing over how to build the S.O.S signal #frank wants to be tactical. sally wants to go full Elizabeth in potc - giant bonfire #frank wins the argument due to popular vote #hard cut to everyone standing in the water staring at the Very On Fire island #anyway eddie's 'i wouldnt hurt a fly' statement makes me think that he would not be able to kill anything on purpose #hunt? nah hes just gonna forage. crack open a coconut on a rock. try that weird mushroom #meanwhile wally & howdy are chatting about the weather while spearfishing #for some reason im imagining an almost entirely barren island #like theres five trees & a nice patch of vegetation #but the rest is barren sand w/ the shipwreck on a nearby sandbar #hm yes thats where their camp is. huddled under the half overturned ship <3 #the water between the bar & the island is shallow enough for the big neighbors to wade through #lots of fish for dinner!#rambles from the bog #wh fantasy au #lmao wait ok so wally has this ability where he can turn abandoned doors into portals #(it takes a lot of energy & power so its a last resort trick)#so im imagining that a week or so into this impromptu banishment #frank goes 'wait. wally you can do the door portal thing'#and they all go OHHHH SHIT and start building their own door out of the ship's wood #oh hey... what if that island becomes an emergency escape / stash for the neighborhood...#tight spot? no where else to go? they have a remote island camp!

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thebirdandhersong · 7 months

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is there no balm in Gilead

#IS THERE! NO BALM! IN GILEAD!#five seconds of indignant outrage: between the axe body spray and whatever vanilla coconut argan oil organic jojoba surprise perfume it is #how is a girl expected to BREATHE #my lungs HURT why must people use FRAGRANCE in this FRAGRANCE FREE BUILDING

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deathbypufferfish · 1 year

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Does anyone want a hamster

#puffer talks #for context he is standing on top of his house and moving the lid with his head #its not like he can actually get out #but it makes a banging noise and i don't want him to hurt himself #he is fine after the last pic #just went surfing #as you can see I've tried multiple deterrents #i just need go fill it with hay #tomorrow #coconut pete #gave him one of his mini corn cobs to shut him up

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soraeia · 8 months

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Rosa’s been feeling a little ill today so pls excuse my absence

#{ yours truly } mun rosa #(( if anyone has ever tried those Samyang brand spicy noodles ))#(( blame those ))#(( or i at least blame the amount of coconut milk i put in it to dull down the spicy ))#(( the noodles are actually delicious but goodness the spicy hurts ))

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micuko · 1 year

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#WRECKED! RUINED! SHATTERED!#jeff satur #barcode tinnasit #jeffbarcode #I want to hug barcode so much #but you can also see how hurt and sad Jeff is for him #jeff buy him a lot of coconuts please #kinnporsche cast

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swagging-back-to · 2 months

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woke up and immediately felt sick. still hurting real bad

#i think it was the coconut icecream #any vegan icecream hurts my stomach idk why #maybe bc you shouldnt freeze plant milk but what do I know

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gluskincasual · 1 year

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Fruity Loops

Part one of ??? of different Outlast characters dressed up in fun, fruity costumes just because. Jeremy is trapped in a coconut and Rick is having the time of his life as a banana. Thanks for looking!

#outlast #rick trager #jeremy blaire #outlast fanart #richard trager #outlast whistleblower #my art junk #jeremy forever trapped in his coconut prison unable to hurt anyone ever again #you're welcome y'all #i'll probably do eddie and waylon next but i've never drawn waylon before so i'm dreading it sort of #but i've never drawn jeremy before and he looks fine so like... i just gotta have more confidence ig

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joyful-downer · 1 year

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TW: Child loss

Foggy Jack, upon being caught by the Bobbies and the joy doctors finding out about his intolerance, having the same test they did with Arthur be done to him as they force him to take coconut joy.

At first everything seems fine. He sees Margaret running through a field of flowers with a selfmade flowercrown on her head. She's holding Jack's hand as she runs with him, an excited tone in her voice as she tells him that she has something to show him.

They run up the narrow path of the oh so familiar wednesday hill, but as they're halfway at the top, Margaret suddenly lets go of Jack's hand, running faster now and out of his sight. The colours start to fade around him as tries to catch up to his daughter before suddenly hearing a shrill, terrified scream followed by the noise of a gun.

As if he'd taken Phlash, his running speed nearly doubles as he hurries up the rest of the hill. His heart skips a beat as he arrives at the top and nearly runs into his daughter. She's standing only a few centimeters away from him and despite her actually being way shorter than him, her face is right in front of his as he looks right into her wide opened eyes, blood leaking out of the hole in her forehead and down the side of her nose.

The bullet has gone all the way through her little head, not only exposing her brain but also letting the light of the sun shine through the hole from the other side.

As her lifeless body collapses into Jack's arms, he breaks down on his knees as he cries out in pain. Meanwhile in reality he's struggling in his wheelchair and fighting against the restraints around his wrists as the doctors start to release another dose of joy gas inside the room. Though it only makes things worse.

A stinging pain shoots through his heart as he's still holding the hallucination of his dead daughter in his arms, the pain of loosing her once again making him cry so hard it's getting hard to breathe.

While trapped inside his own mind, Jack's body reacts heavily to the overdose of joy. His entire body is shaking and twitching uncontrollably and his heart is pounding faster and faster with each second, causing the heart rate monitor to be completely out of control. The doctors immediately try to defuse the situation by pressing buttons wildly, but as they finally get the gas to stop it's already too late.

Only the long, monotone noise of the heart rate monitor fills the room as the masked man who was just struggling a few seconds ago is now slumped in his wheelchair with his head limply hanging down. The doctors only let out a frustrated sigh before turning everything off and heading to the cafeteria.

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coffeebanana · 2 years

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Technically this is an (unedited) excerpt from the next chapter of Say Something. But mostly I just wanted to show y'all that I'm insane and try to trick myself into staying focused with Comic Sans and weird colours.

#does it hurt my eyes? sort of #but it's pretty!#is it effective? not really but i pretend it is #i'm also playing coconut mall on repeat askjdfnd #it's not that i don't want to write--when i get into it i'm enjoying it #but i get distracted SO easily lately #oh and yes posting this is another way i got distracted LOL

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ellanainthetardis · 2 years

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Prompt: Hopefully you can put a hayffie twist on this but may I prompt an angsty fic where seneca and effie fight after Katniss and peeta win and he basically tells her how much trouble she’s got him in and to stay away from him for a while etc (which maybe ends up being the last time they speak I guess)

Friends Break Up Too

In the immediate chaos after their tributes’ victory, it takes Effie a couple of hours to realize something is wrong – a good many something as it turns out.

It’s frighteningly funny how utter euphoria can turn to dread so fast.

None of the Gamemakers makes a comment but it is obvious in their attitude, while she and Haymitch wait for the hovercraft, that they’re angry. Embarrassed, Haymitch corrects in a whisper, at one point.

Because of the berries.

Because the love story isn’t real and it won’t take anyone too long to figure things out given Katniss’ lack of acting talent.

Because Effie and Haymitch are guilty by association – if not directly.