#demon pig cavemen hybrids from the future???? dean Koontz why

[writeouswriter]

Bitches* be like “this is a story about a guy who can see ghosts, you like ghosts, right? You like fairly grounded low level contemporary fantasy about psychic powers, right?” and then hit you with a giant alien mind controlling bug man and demon pig hybrid cavemen from the future.

*Dean Koontz, Dean Koontz is bitches

#bro I hate it here #I’m still so bitter #odd Thomas #dean Koontz #any time someone recommends me odd Thomas when I ask for book recs based on a certain genre I just #I just know they didn’t read past the second or third one #4.5 and 5 are hmm they are something #5’s setup is so good but then talk about disenchanting follow through I was gonna throw the book #demon pig cavemen hybrids from the future???? dean Koontz why #why do you enjoy my suffering dean Koontz #it’s been years and yet I cannot will not forgive #book 4 though is my favourite of them #book 3 has some... horrifying but interesting scenes #book 2 was meh #book 1 was decent but tragic but my favourite part was the small town world building and side cast #which we promptly never get to see again for the rest of the series #anyway top ten anime betrayals: the direction the odd Thomas series went in #it’s so convoluted and f—ked up #like man no one actually looks at this guy’s books before he publishes not even him #I want to fight dean koontz