#didnt pass the vibe check

[crystal-mouse]

I would like to inform everyone that the star trek scene it game comes with mini starships for tokens

#its so funny its got ships for every captain on the front box except for archer #soz dude ur swagless vibes didnt pass the check #star trek #tos #mouse rambles #im 100% putting these on my shelves and definitely wont forget where they are when playing

[zalgoid]

Wiki how to cuddle boyfriend with the massive human experiment machine attached to his back

It’s fine Frost is just gonna get stabbed in the eye 🙄

#There is the easier option of dont spoon torbek or like Frost be lil spoon but nothing is ever that easy with me #You can see me struggling with all the erased bits #Frostbek #I think imma start calling it that #I liked Morning light for two seconds then I remembered Mr light and remembered I have beef with him #IDK WHY HE JUST DIDNT PASS THE VIBE CHECK #Gotta keep him as far away from my lads as possible #So yeh Frostbek 👍 #Ouaw #once upon a witchlight #Morning Frost #Torbek

[justanotherfanfolks]

HES MINE HES MINE HES MINE BROOMQUET CATER OH MY GOSH!

BROOM CAY-CAY!

#twisted wonderland #twst #guys this is actually my first non-Riddle birthday card that's wild #i didnt roll for others #but the collective power of Cater and Broomquet line made me roll #he came on the free one im so happy! #my screen recording didnt pass the vibe check though because I started outside the game #cater diamond #manifesting broom cay cay for all that desire

[crimeronan]

you constatnly reblog the materials of staright people.

this is why people who have been in a tumblr echo chamber for too long eventually start posting things like "can queer people fucking STOP oppressing straight people i'm so sick of all the straight hate you guys are so negative toward straight people and you hate them so much and straight people are perfectly fine" and totally forget that being straight is still considered the default. 10/10 i'm gonna keep posting the bait that makes me laugh and deleting the stuff that's boring. keep working hard in my inbox please

#replies #your other messages didnt pass the vibe check but this one so so so did

[rox-of-iu]

my message privileges got revoked hahahHAHAHHhdbx

what did i do to go the messageless jail (⁠ ⁠；⁠∀⁠；⁠)

#not too worried about this as long as its not my main lol #but its funny how yesterday i got first dm on this sideblog and straight up tumblr said ok thats enough of that hahshdhbd #but i looked it up and apparently it should be easy fix if i send it to tumblr support #shhd idk i just think its funny tho hshdb #edit ooohhh im shadowbanned ok i see lol shdkjsh #cuz my posts are not in the tags #i didnt pass the tumblr vibe check

[derpygirl-draws]

More Runaway AU drabble!

Au belongs to the amazing @paper-lilypie

Featuring mine and @daunsun ‘s self-inserts hehe

“Hello Jacquelyn, a pleasure to meet you!” Your boyfriend William greeted your youngest sister with his usual courtesy.

You winced, looking for the 10-year old’s reaction. Jackie hated being called Jacquelyn by anyone who wasn’t family, and she always made a point to set that boundary. There was a twitch of her little nose, like a bunny on its guard. You don’t think you have ever seen her give anyone such a look of contempt like she had with William in that moment, all while still forcing a cute little smile.

Before you could intervene, your second younger sibling, Alex, did so for you by picking up the rather peeved little girl by her armpits. “Great to meet you too Mr. Afton, please excuse us, Jackie is in a bad mood today.” Then leaving with the child, but not before sending you a rather disapproving glance.

It was later in the day as you wrote out a report for the paper, due to the public becoming more invested in your new relationship with the famous Mr. Afton Himself. William was still visiting, as he insisted it was important to get to know your family more. Your parents, as expected, absolutely loved him, his charms were irresistible, you knew from experience.

Well, maybe his charms weren’t always effective, you concluded when you heard your partner yell out in pain from where you assumed was the playroom that resided next to the dining room a few rooms over. You got up immediately and quickly made your way to the scene. And wow, it certainly was quite a scene. 

William stood defensively next to the colorful kids table that Jackie often used to color on. He was gripping his wrist that brought attention to his rather bloody hand, the source of the blood being a clear-as-day bite mark between his thumb and index finger. You looked over at your siblings, Alex looking a mix of startled and slightly amused as she kept a grip on the younger’s shoulders. 

Jackie paid you no mind as you entered, her death glare on William persisting, but you could tell from the blood around her mouth that she was the culprit. Usually when Jackie did something bad, she would be quick to apologize once she knew she was caught, but there was no apology, she meant to do what she did.

“You little-!” William sputtered out before finally acknowledging your presence, “Dear! Look at what she’s done to my hand!” He looked understandably upset as he looked for your support in the situation.

You huffed and sent a very disapproving glare at your youngest sibling, her face beginning to scrunch, and lips pursed in a strange way. “Jackie, what in the world were you-”

Jackie didn’t give you a chance to finish your sentence as you and everyone else in the room, including your parents who arrived soon after you, watched the child spit sharply, sending a mouthful of saliva mixed with foreign blood right onto your boyfriend's shoe.

William, you and your parents gasped, Alex slapped a hand on her mouth, trying to cover up the short laugh she let out in response. Jackie remained cold in her demeaner. You gave her a shocked and perplexed look, wondering ‘why does she hate him so much??’

“I don’t know what I’ve done to deserve this treatment, Dear, I think Jacquelyn needs serious help, a young lady should not act like a feral dog.” William said to you as he glared back at the young girl with annoyance but also unease.

“Choke on an apple you good-for-nothing old fart-” Jackie shouted, anger and fury in her voice before being interrupted by a booming voice.

“JACQUELYN THAT IS ENOUGH!” Your father bellowed, frustration and disappointment lacing his loud angry voice. Even though it wasn’t directed at you or her, Alex and you flinched while Jackie finally looked away from William and locked eyes with her father, a nervousness in her conviction slowly became evident in her expression.

You heard your mother huff, “Mr. Afton, I am so sorry about Jacquelyn, I have no idea what has come over her today, she’s usually very well behaved. Come with me, let's disinfect that.” The woman beckoned your boyfriend, who for a moment was still, before humming and following your mother out of the room.

It wasn’t a moment's wait after they left that your father charged at your sister and grabbed her by the wrist, force her to give him her full attention. “Go to your room and think on what you’ve done. You’ve embarrassed me, your mother and sisters and yourself with your little… I don’t even know what you were thinking, just go to your room. Now.” he demanded and little Jackie, tearing up, followed his demand and ran out of the room, sparing you a quick look that felt like a warning, the sound of footsteps on the stairs soon following.

It’s a good thing Jackie is the youngest, acting out growing up for you and Alex often led to more severe punishment. This was tame despite the severe reasoning. You never found out why Jackie did that, why she hated William so much when he didn’t deserve it.

Until now, as you run, bare-footed, in a wedding gown that is getting more and more ruined as you make wild twists and turns to lose your ex-husband-to-be’s goons in the streets of your town. You now understand why. That man's charms blinded you from how cruel a person he really was. He deserved the anger your sisters gave him. You just wish you had taken their side sooner.

#fun brain break drabble #runaway bride au #runaway au #runaway au chaos siblings #Willy Afton didnt pass the vibe check #must bite

[alethiometry]

bruh i'm not eating the fucken tadpole leave me alone

#charlotte plays bg3 #listen gorgo is scrappy and pragmatic and a little impulsive at times but if all of her friends are against it shes going to hesitate! #she doesnt want to evolve she just wants to find a nice place in the city for her and karlach! #maybe open an inn with the recipes shes learned from gale. adopt the tiefling kids who have nowhere else to go #she sampled the power the worms gave her ONCE and it didnt pass the vibe check! #when you can use your dexterity and +13 sleight of hand to top karlach the illithid powers just dont compare. sorry ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[nazarjoon]

if ur a new blog w like 0 posts and no icon etc n try to follow me im blocking u

#didnt pass the vibe check sorry 🤷

[istherewifiinhell]

some of the best turtles ive ever seen, says guy who said that last time it saw some turtles

[Mirage 14 Eastman, Eric Talbot, Steve Lavinge]

[ID from alt: 1. Eastman Talbot turtles have stream line shapes, and inked with their skin as mid tone by default, except under the chin. Panel of turtles in repose, one, wearing a mask, lounging in the foreground of the scene, the other three sitting at a table, sans mask and heads on chins or arms. Caption box: That morning. Table turtle 1: Where the heck can Casey be--? He was out all night. Turtle 2: Yeah. It's pretty crummy outside, too!"

2. Turtles in a flat bed truck, two in the cabin, two in the bed. The one in the passenger seat grabs the dash and is looking judgmentally at the driver. Who looks irrate and says "Okay, okay, geez--! I watch TV too, ya know!" His eye level barely clears the steering wheel. The two in the back have their beaks and hands pressed against the rear window. END ID]

HIS ASS.... probably should not be driving....

also me when i summon my squad of beloved menaces

[ID from alt: April tied to a chair held hostage by 3 men. She looks relaxed, smiling as she says "See, I told you!". Behind her is the chaos of the turtles break into the building, Leo lifting up a garage door with a "GAH!", Don swooping under it, bo in hand yelling "Grrahh!". Either side Mikey and Raph, one smashing through a window, the other kicking a "door down with a "HAI!" END ID]

#some shit #turbles... #EXCELLENT ISSUE. a real blast. i understand now basis for one of my fav 03 eps too!!! #but even better! cause april gets to be a character (im banging on the walls still how did we GET WORSE AT THIS. whatever. whatever) #also some fashion turtles ill make its own post later #but yeahhhhh good stuff and this is. A VITAL ISSUE for building casey april. maybe they can also have there own 3rd! post. yeesh. laterlate #the foregrounded turtle in 1st image actually reminds me of (checks notes) franco urros raph... i think. #the.... notes and annotations on idw ult collection leave... something to be desired..... overall the vibe shit u dont.. #necessarily wanna know.. abt their interpersonall. and just ingeneral. why have one person do the page by page on an issue they didnt do... #rubbing a passing familiarity with the various turtle artists on all of you. omosis my knowledge BOY! #wifi blogs mirage

[ayyshenaynay]

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#okay idk wtf his problem is #seriously #is it me???? #IS IT MEEEE?!?!?! #i only saw him twice at the beginning of his shift and they were small encounters #i tried to look for him (but not be so obvious) #and i only saw him a couple times but from far away #i didnt even get to wish him happy holidays #i dont see him until after christmas #:(((( #delusional thinking i meant something more #i feel embarrassed #now #like what?? #if hes in a bad mood like he was a couple weeks ago imma just have to pass on him #like your fucking attitude is keeping you from wanting to talk with me #even tho we see each other only onxe a week #imma delete him off fb #hes not passing the vibe check #my post

[moldwood]

me and the immigrant girl next to me when the motivational speaker says "lets give it up for our troops!" : 😐😐

#speaker also mentioned quiet quitting being a problem in passing. #i could feel me n her vibe checking each other the entire time based off of what we clapped for n what we didnt. #n then when the speaker was like 'okay everyone thing of a positive commitment and tell your neighbor!' we both were just like #'...i got nothing' 'yeah i was So zoned out.' 'yeah me too. i just. the moment she mentioned quiet quitting' 'y e a h'

[hoppinkiss]

hmmm new blog with no other self shippers in their following list follows me after liking 3 posts about a character? I think the FUCK NOT ur blocked I can't take that risk

#it would be a different story if i knew for sure they read my bio but chances are they didnt #the vibe check was not passed i cant risk ppl thinking im a fandom blog and rbing my shit #harper has spoken

[alola03]

Ok i know it’s not a big deal but i hate when someone with the same interests as me blocks me after i like or reblog something from them. Like damn we like the same things girl…..what did i do its just little old me

#🌙.text #I didnt pass the vibe check i guess 😔 #Ive reblogged something from somebody and months later went back to their account and im blocked 😐

[minimoefoe]

made a bear!

he's wonky in some areas and I will NOT be doing this pattern again but he's cute and I love him

#nat knits #in the midst of doing patterns to see if i think i can do them well enough to sell and this one didnt pass the vibe check #also winged those eyes #in an attempt to make it more kid friendly #could be way better #could also be worse

[katalinakills]

#op didnt pass the vibe check so i reposted

[tsukasageorge]

Fighting for my fucking life trying to design Mari magical girl outfit

#Currently have some weird ass half skirt + picnic blanket dress & fuckin piano key sleeves??? #made progress from the initial draft but not Much #mainly I've got the accessories locked in it's just the dress im having trouble with #I've made 5 sketches of mari's outfit today #maybe i should take a break to work on hero n omori #also debating. this is a headpsace au mostly so im going w an omori design #But im wondering if i should give sunny a design too #maybe just a colored ver of omori's w some tweaks #raey spam #current design progress report ( iput the au down for a while): basils done but i didnt color him yet #which i have Got to do #aubrey's passed the preliminary vibe check so I'll work on her final draft in a sec #kel's 100% done i might tweak it a little later but im leaving it alone for now #hero i haven't started but I've got Ideas #and then omoris just kind of a big question mark #also i still have to match aubrey n mari's actual Outfits #oughhhghfhghggghghghghghhg (he is having a great time actually)