#don't even get me fucking started on the like. standard affordable storebought eggs. oh my god. the shells are so different

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actually, the difference in shell and membrane thickness in duck eggs is really funny to me, because it has caused me to absolutely Obliterate regular chicken eggs in the past

#BC I'M USED TO USING MORE FORCE... #if you crack duck eggs and then reach for a chicken egg. you will fuck that chicken egg up #it's like being really used to closing a REALLY heavy car door #and then absolutely CLAPPING the door shut on your friend's small and Normal car #way too much force. #sergle.txt #don't even get me fucking started on the like. standard affordable storebought eggs. oh my god. the shells are so different