#dudeheart does not know but he knows it's going to be an almighty affair when he gets back to camp so he just sits there

[sachermorte]

the way they sometimes introduce fish to lakes cracks me the fuck up because they literally will just drop a bunch of them out of an airplane

imagine that happening in the warrior cats universe. dudeheart, respected warrior of riverclan is trying to chill and enjoy the five minutes of peace he has today. his new apprentice is a dipshit. the deputy is on his ass. thunderclan is up to something weird. he just wants five minutes. five goddamned minutes to himself to sit and organize his thoughts.

and then a giant metal bird screams by and dumps a fuckton of fish into the lake

what do you even say after that. what do you even do. it never fucking ends for dudeheart. it's always fucking something

#like is it an omen. should he tell the medicine cat. #dudeheart does not know but he knows it's going to be an almighty affair when he gets back to camp so he just sits there #pretends he didn't see it #warrior cats #warriors #shitpost nach sacher art