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designation-zi · 2 months

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Huh…

Yeah… I don’t think I actually want to know what kind of freaky shit the Solver/Cyn did to make that work

Also interesting that “Tessa” seemed fairly coordinated in episodes 6 & 7, like with the flips and swordsmanship stuff, but once it’s revealed to actually be the Solver/Cyn the gait is kinda staggering. So either the Solver did creepy flesh stuff under the spacesuit that it could control with better coordination… or it’s just being dramatic™️ and zombie shuffled on purpose. Honestly I wouldn’t put it past that last one lol.

Also, it apparently was wearing Tessa’s high heels underneath those boots too 💀

#murder drones #murder drones spoilers #murder drones details #murder drones analysis #zi rambles #absolute solver #absolute solver md #md absolute solver #cyn #cyn md #md cyn #murder drones cyn #tessa james elliott #tessa elliott #md tessa #tessa md #murder drones tessa #am i overanalyzing things? perhaps

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mujinzzzzz · 22 days

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okay so any stardew valley players, how many farms do you have and how many of them are at true perfection? because I'm on my first playthrough and usually with first playthroughs, I feel obligated to reach perfection with my first farm/first character/etc... but I'm super tempted to start a new farm because I feel like I wasted a lot of time in my first two or so years when I could've spent it like,,,, making money/food/fishing/etc and for some reason I feel guilty about it, even though I know this is a game you can take at your own pace. does that make sense??

I guess I just kinda need reassurance that not every farm needs to reach true perfection before starting a new one 💀 I feel like I didn't manage my time quite right and that I rushed the wrong things due to stress and obv being new to the game/new to farming games in general lol,,

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quinttyz · 3 months

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Awooga,,i keep thinking of elliott stardew valley,,

What is he like when he’s drunk??? My personal headcanon is that his mouth becomes REALLY LOOSE

Instead of his usual flowery cadence he goes hog wild,, he is EXTREMELY FLIRTY!!!!! (And REALLY GOOD AT IT) drunken rizz for the entire night like do u get me..when he gets hangover the next day and learns what he did the night before he always dies of embarrassment. It’s why he always drinks in moderation ksksksmsmsks

I can imagine him and bernie sharing a bottle of wine made from her farm. She invited him to try the first bottle in honor of this new venture into this business lmao

Blud got drunk and told Bernadetta about some of his thoughts that have been plaguing him for a while now…ABOUT HERRRRRRR AGAHAHUWKWHA because one time he treated her to an ice cream while they were on a date by the beach :’3 “a sweet treat for the sweetest person i know!”

Little did she know he was getting distracted by her licking the ice cream lol,,even he wasnt expecting this.. so the entire date he felt flustered (this man has never been in a relationship in a long time ok he is PINING)

And bernie being bernie she was just like

“Huh?”

But Elliott refused to elaborate further

So when he got reallyyyy drunk at Bernie’s place he whispered in her ear and told her what he really thought of her during that one summer day and the things he wanted to do

And then immediately passes out 👍

LONG STORY SHORT ELLIOTT WAKES UP TO A HANGOVER AND A VERY FLUSTERED BERNADETTA TENDING TO HIM IN BED LANAIAJSLEYOSBSKS and his first thought immediately is “shit what did i say this time”

#quinttyz rambles #i uhm i #hell ye elliott………mwah #cant wait to to be able to draw him again #AND PLAY SDV!!!#elliott stardew valley #stardew valley headcanons #elliott sdv #sdv headcanons #elliott x farmer #oc: bernadetta yen

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pineapple-coffee · 11 months

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Sappy as it may sound, NATM’s message of “an interest in history makes it come alive” is brilliant.

You don’t need a magic tablet to bring museum exhibits to life. All you need to do is harbor an interest in the subject! Go visit your local museum, get books from your library, read about historical figures, and get involved in learning about different people and cultures.

The real magic is learning because that is what keeps history alive. And that’s the entire message of the NATM trilogy, which is something I find truly beautiful.

#the fact that so many people (myself included) were shaped by this film #like as a kid I wanted to be JUST like Larry #and now I’m pursuing a museum career #history is truly alive #elliott’s ramblings #night at the museum #natm #natm ahkmenrah #ahkmenrah #jedtavius

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specialbluehens · 1 year

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bachelor & bachelorettes deez nuts chart (explanations under read more for fun LOL)

ok so

harvey old <3

elliott doesn't NOT get it but also he doesn't GET it

leah will get it & laugh but it gets old for her quick

haley is a deez nuts joke hater & will say she doesn't get it to make the joke fall flat

alex will stifle his laughter but he thinks they're funny

emily finds them fucking hilarious

penny hangs out with sam & sam makes her laugh <3

abigail thinks they're funny but is more likely to make the joke. like, she & sam will just say it back & forth at each other

sebastian is the same, but he'll lean more than abigail towards making the joke. they both hang out with sam but sebby does a lot more. ends up getting in the habit of making the joke more often.

maru uses it as a joke bc she knows sam makes penny laugh with it but she finds it mildly amusing & does it sparingly

sam is the DEEZ NUTS™️ joke KING!!!!

shane? shane usually rolls his eyes, almost always. but every once in a while he'll make the joke, look sam dead in the eyes, & tell him "no one will ever believe you" (made them a lot when he was in gridball)

#sdv #stardew valley #sdv abigail #sdv emily #sdv haley #sdv leah #sdv maru #sdv penny #sdv alex #sdv elliott #sdv harvey #sdv sam #sdv sebastian #sdv shane #ramblings #the only parts of this i 100% believe is sam & shane & emily LMAO

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chronologer · 3 months

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posting some portrait redraws of my favorite stardew valley bachelor for Valentine’s Day :)

been working on turning them into a portrait mod for myself, but there’s still some workshopping to do haha

#these have been wips forever lmao #I only got around to finishing them this past week or so #sdv elliott #stardew valley #sdv #theseus does doodles #the ramblings of theseus #gave him brown eyes bc i think he deserves them

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designation-zi · 2 months

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Murder Drones Timeline of Events

Disclaimer: Most of this is speculation based off of background details and conjecture. Subject to change. If you notice anything I missed feel free to comment and I’ll make adjustments :)

Proceeding Events:

Sometime in the Future, around the 31st Century

- Humanity becomes advanced enough to venture into space and establish colonies and civilizations on exoplanets in other solar systems. Some of these include the “Proxima System”, “Plat-Binary System”, and the “Copper System.”

- JCJenson, an interstellar megacorporation creates a brand of autonomous robots known as “Worker Drones” to serve humanity and mine resources on the exoplanets. One of these planets is Copper-9 from the Copper System.

- Worker Drones are heavily abused and mistreated by humans, often being improperly disposed of and thrown into landfills.

- JCJenson is aware of the fact their drones have a chance of self rebooting if disposed of incorrectly, dubbing these “Zombie Drones.” This can happen if the drone and their core wasn’t properly disconnected and destroyed, or the software cleanup program “wdOS_606” wasn’t installed or was interrupted or rejected (even up to five years later.) The company is also aware that among these instances, there’s also a chance of the drone developing “Hazardous Mutations.”

- Camp 98.7 is established in the year 3002 on Copper-9.

Humanity’s Downfall:

Year still unknown, but still in the 31st Century

-Underneath a landfill of discarded drones on Earth, presumably in Australia, a drone with a P/N starting with “CYN” self reboots. A so called program named the “Absolute Solver” seemingly contacts her through her broken visor and appears to make a deal with her, promising not to “discard her.” This is how the Solver gets its first host. It’s not known if the Solver took complete control there or if Cyn’s possession was a process.

- The landfill is close by to the mansion of a wealthy human family known as the Elliotts. Their daughter “Tessa James Elliott” enjoys retrieving discarded drones from the landfill so she can repair them. These drones become part of the manor’s wait staff, but Tessa treats them like people and as her friends, even giving them wigs so they can have identifying traits — much to the annoyance of her parents.

- Among the drones Tessa has brought home three are known as N, V, and J due to their serial designation numbers visible on their yellow armbands. It can be noted that it seems Tessa scratched out the “Marked For Disassembly” on the bands with sharpie after she repaired them.

- One day Tessa finds Cyn in the dump and brings her home. She introduces her to N, V, and J shortly after.

- N treats Cyn kindly, and she refers to him as her big brother.

- An unknown amount of time passes and eventually Tessa seems to become unnerved around Cyn due to the drone’s odd behaviour and mannerisms. J often locks Cyn in the library basement because of this.

- Many of Tessa’s drones seem to mysteriously contract some sort of error which leaves them in a catatonic state with their visors flashing a large yellow X alongside the words “error 606” (note that 606 matches the software cleanup program’s name of wdOS_606.) Because of this they are placed into the library. One of these drones is V, who N regularly visits so he can try and talk to her and read to her.

- The Elliotts’s decide to throw a gala at their manor alongside another family called the Frumptlebuckets (lol.) An interesting observation is that these wealthy humans (or at least those in the Elliott’s social circle) apparently like to dress up and act similar to those from around the Victorian era.

- Cyn escapes from the basement and convinces N to attend the gala, so they head to the ballroom to ask Tessa. This ends up leading to an altercation with Tessa’s mother Louisa where she orders Tessa to dump Cyn and all of her other “broken” drones in the library back into the landfill.

- Cyn talks back to Louisa, but N takes the fall for her and ends up being chained outside next to a dead drone that had been picked apart by a flock of crows. Meanwhile, Tessa has been chained up in her bedroom alongside J and Cyn as punishment. This, alongside an earlier scene where she seemingly rubs her wrist in pain implies this happens fairly often to her and highlights that her parents are abusive.

- Tessa berates Cyn for N taking the blame for her, angered that N may end up dead. However, Cyn seems indifferent and calmly claims she has “backups” of N.

- Cyn transforms into her horrific eldritch Solver form and claims Tessa won’t have to “discard her pets” and that she won’t discard her either. She leaves out the window after warning Tessa to stay away from the gala due to her seeming squeamish, revealing her intent to massacre the humans.

- Wanting to save everyone from being killed, Tessa gets J to break their chains and the two of them sneak out and arm themselves with a revolver and sword respectively. Despite this, after they arrive everyone is massacred anyways thanks to Cyn/the Solver corrupting the other Worker Drones, including J, who shuts the door so Tessa can’t escape.

- It’s assumed N escapes being killed by the crows and walks in on Cyn slaughtering the humans at the gala due to a brief flashback of him seeing Cyn eating a human hand (when he touches the Zombie Drones VHS tape.)

- Tessa is killed, and in a twisted way of sticking to her word of not discarding her, Cyn skins her corpse to graft it onto her drone body. (Due to an image of humans in hazmat suits finding Tessa surrounded by the remains of the people from the gala, it’s not fully known if Cyn also killed her at the gala and then posed as her, or if she was killed shortly afterwards.)

- Cyn converts the drones from the manor, including N, V, and J into deadly “Disassembly Drones.” They are given a “nerfed” version of the Solver that Cyn has admin access over to better remain control over them. Their memories are erased before setting them loose to slaughter the rest of the humans on Earth. Sometime after, the Solver causes the planet to implode into a black hole.

- The other colonies on the human exoplanets catch wind of what’s happened back on Earth, so JCJenson establishes “Cabin Fever Labs” to research the Solver and how to stop it.

- One of these labs is established on Copper-9 at Camp 98.7 and its surrounding mineshafts (and a cathedral that was there for some reason.) Multiple drones are purposely given the Solver, notably Nori (002) and Yeva (048.)

- The other exoplanets of the Proxima and Plat-Binary systems are corrupted and wiped out due to the Solver spreading and the Disassembly Drones presumably being sicced there.

- Nori ends up becoming possessed by the Solver. Eventually the JCJenson scientists on Copper-9 are able to create a Crucifix USB patch that can get rid of the Solver’s hold on its hosts. This patch is seemingly only successfully used on Yeva. Unfortunately, before it can be used on Nori, the Solver uses her to kill all the scientists except for an intern named Mitchell who had mistakenly put on the wrong uniform of a doctor and had been sent to fetch Yeva.

- Before the Solver can kill Mitchell after he returns, Yeva saves him and throws the USB into Nori’s face which frees her from its control, but also leaves her mind scrambled. However, the Solver is still able to create a small black hole with Nori’s hand that Yeva is forced to cut off. It’s sent falling into a pit to the planet’s core that the Solver had opened up prior.

- Copper-9’s planetary core partly implodes which wipes all organic life off the planet and turns it into a frozen wasteland. (Don’t worry. The dogs had been evacuated beforehand.) It seems a group of humans tried to survive by cryogenically freezing themselves in a bunker called “Outpost 3” in one of Copper-9’s cities. This didn’t work due to the computer having an error. This leaves the Worker Drones to inherit the planet and embrace their freedom.

Aftermath:

Year still unknown

- Nori and Yeva escape Cabin Fever Labs, while other test subjects such as Alice (017) are left behind to try and survive the lab’s Anti Drone sentinels. Nori meets a drone named Khan Doorman and ends up marrying him while Yeva also finds herself a husband.

- Uzi Doorman and Doll are created by their parents uploading parts of their code into Untrained Neural Networks and they both inherit their mothers’ connections to the Solver.

- The Doorman family experiences moments of happy family memories until Nori begins to have “kooky insane” ramblings and visions about the Solver and Disassembly Drones which she refers to as “Sky Demons” as a result of her brain being scrambled from the USB patch.

- Nori tries to warn the other drones and tells Khan to build doors to shelter themselves from the upcoming dangers.

Return of the Solver:

Sometime before the year 3071

- Cyn/The Solver sends squads of Disassembly Drones to Copper-9. Their memories are wiped and they are made to believe they were created and sent by the humans of JCJenson to eliminate the rogue Worker Drone population. Their directive also involves piling their kills into a “Corpse Spire” and locating Cabin Fever Labs. Cyn also wants to kill all other Solver hosts for an unknown reason.

- The squad consisting of N, V, and J lands close to the bunker of Outpost 3 and begin killing any Worker Drones they come across.

- V is seemingly the only Disassembly Drone that has retained some memory of Cyn and the Solver. She keeps this to herself and follows her directive so Cyn will leave her alone. Additionally, she also pretends to forget about N, believing this will protect him.

- A colony of Worker Drones takes shelter in Outpost 3 where Khan starts to build protective doors like his wife had requested. Around this time Nori is stung with a Disassembly Drone’s nanite acid. Khan uses a wrench to put her out of her misery. However, unbeknownst to anyone else, Nori manages to survive in her Solver core/heart form and goes back to Cabin Fever Labs so she can look for the Crucifix USB Patch.

- V kills Doll’s parents. Doll witnesses this while hiding and the trauma seemingly causes her Solver abilities to begin manifesting.

- The “Worker Drone Defence Force” is established in Outpost 3 with Khan as the leader. Unfortunately, they don’t really try to defend anything and just play cards behind the doors.

- The other Disassembly Drone squads that make it to Cabin Fever Labs are killed by either the Sentinels or Alice and (presumably) her son Beau. Alice scavenges parts from Disassembly Drones and Worker Drones to add to herself and Beau since he is stuck in an Untrained Neural Network body. She also learns to put the Solver cores in heat as it “makes them sluggish.”

Year 3071

- The events of episodes 1 - 7 occur

• Recent Revelation: At the end of episode 3 Cyn arrives on Copper-9 impersonating an older Tessa. She is accompanied by a backed up copy of J who was previously killed by Uzi in episode 1. It’s currently unknown if J is aware that Tessa is actually dead.

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star-bear-headcannons · 7 months

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A Mini Analysis On The Stardew Love Interests

I like to group the Stardew love interests (and love interests in the media in general) into two groups. External Love Interests (ELI) and Internal Love Interests (ILI).

ELI's grow closer to the Farmer through the Farmer solving an external problem of theirs. The Love Interest does not change when the problem is solved, though public opinion of them may change. A good example of ELI's is Sam. His problem is his band. By solving the problem, he grows closer to Farmer. He doesn't change at all. What you see is what you get. He's still a lovable idiot. Another example of an ELI is Leah.

ILI's grow closer to the Farmer through the Farmer helping them solve an internal (emotional) problem of theirs. They usually change their personality. Shane is the poster child of ILI's. Farmer helps his depression and they grow closer. His personality changes dramatically throughout your relationship. Another example of an ILI is Alex

Now, of course this is not an end all be all. Not every love interest will fall into a perfect mold. Most of them fall into both groups in one way or another. Some don't even have a problem. This is just a trend I found that I put way too much time into.

#stardew #stardew valley #stardew valley headcanons #stardew sam #stardew sebastian #stardew shane #stardew abigail #stardew alex #stardew elliott #stardew haley #stardew emily #sdv #stardew penny #stardew harvey #stardew leah #stardew maru #starbear rambles

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stevesfuzzypinkslippers · 7 days

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i really wish they have group chats here on tumblr. i wanna start one up with all the steve lovers and another one with all the viv lovers. and then the joe Hoes can start one up of their own.

i love how we all have our own personalities as well, akin to the personas of who we stan in the first place.

all the steve lovers are like steve- love to ramble, very inward-thinking.

joe hoes are wild and chaotic, love to use all caps, love to use emojis, love to talk and obsess every chance they get, and they show up in the *droves*, but we been knew.

the sav stans think they’re better than everyone else (LOL I KID I KID) but they kinda radiate popular girl vibes if ya know what i mean? and i know deep down they’re actually very very nice and sweet!

phil stans are kinda rare-ish on here so i can’t say much about them.

viv stans (and i’ll group the rick stans in here as well) are very friendly and sweet and nice and CALM most importantly!

but, let’s be real, none of us are normal about our men. whatsoever. we just love them too much!!!

#anyway that’s my ramble for the day #remy’s rambles #remy’s rambling #do you guys agree?#tell me if this is true or not #def leppard #steve clark #rick savage #joe elliott #rick allen #vivian campbell #phil collen

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nekhnona · 1 month

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my stupid stardew valley buttons

i made a bunch of stardew valley site buttons that are completely free to use with credit. terms of use and the buttons themselves are featured in the link below:

enjoy ::3

#nekhart #nekh's rambles #stardew valley #sdv #neocities #site buttons #sdv alex #sdv elliott #sdv harvey #sdv sam #sdv sebastian #sdv shane #sdv abigail #sdv emily #sdv haley #sdv leah #sdv maru #sdv penny

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temeyes · 1 month

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hi my sweet sweet babes mwah~ JUST dropping in to say that i'll probably refrain from posting art for a few days because i'm so sTRESSSSSSSSSSSED like im not kidding, i can feel my stress levels about to burst through my eyeballs

mostly cuz of personal reasons, i've been physically exhausted the past week and!!! mentally strained from bullshit and i haven't had the chance to fully recuperate cuz things are just piling up one after another (mostly coping by playing stardew valley for hours haha)

as much i really wanna draw rn, im just very unmotivated cuz of everything, i assure you all that i'll be back with my stupidity soon!!

I'LL STILL BE ACTIVE ON SOCMEDS, i'm just not gonna post art LOL SO YOU CAN STILL TALK TO ME IF YOU WANT,,,,

#im really trying my best to like reel it in but meh #but stardew is really helping me out HAHA I LOVE FARMING...#IM IN WINTER RN!! YEAR 1!!#lowkey considering proposing to Elliott but i also wanna propose to him next winter instead....#elliott stardew my princess................#but sebastian.. boi the mfer's testing me (he has a motorcycle)#i'll probably romance him in my next save but boiiii... he's really tempting me rn..................#ok mwah love u all!!#tim rambles

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