#everybody in the office loves x-2-15. she is very well behaved and will beg for food if she thinks you have snacks in your pocket

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WAIT if evelyn has a mutated rat with its brain exposed perched on her shoulder, what are lili’s thoughts about that 👀

they exchange a lot of husbandry tips, actually! Lili isn't super keen on the whole "semi-ethical genetic experimentation" angle, but hey, it's not like Evelyn's making any more of them these days (especially after they all turned out to be absolutely useless for getting anything villainous done). but she didn't have the heart to get rid of them either so now she just has, like, a bunch of them that live in her house and they're all old and fat and crochety and Lili adores them all.

#they're marginally more intelligent than regular rats #but regular rats are astoundingly stupid so it's not saying a ton #and like despite trying to turn them into psitanium-powered bioweapons evelyn does take pretty good care of them all #everybody in the office loves x-2-15. she is very well behaved and will beg for food if she thinks you have snacks in your pocket #future superstar agents au #fsau lili #fsau evelyn #evelyn's big problem was kind of trying to use animal minions while having absolutely no skill with zoolingualism #her evil plan went step 1: put chip in rat brain #step 2: ??? #step 3: profit #anyway it didn't quite pan out