#figute

[poggermilo]

isnt my son beautiful..?

#OUUUUUG #figute #shit i say #milodoodlz

[three-dee-ess]

hi it's me the guy who makes stupid badges again

i present inception

I'm actually obsessed with this. this is so fucking funny. you are slowly convincing me to get into custom badges.

#have they figuted out a way to make custom multibadges? like so if you hover on the big 3ds itll appear as one big badge at the top? #ill tag this in a hot second im eating breakfast rn

[hottestcockontheblock]

bullet train gave me fucking brain rot, okay, just bear with me and sorry if anyone has done this before but fuck it.

ladybug is actually so fucking proficient

he says it's bad luck, because of his newfound desire to not kill people or try not to (and I truly think it all, therapy, choosing to try not to kill people, just snatch and grab jobs, all came to a head when Lemon shot him, for several reason that were briefly touched on in the movie but, whatever, that's another post) but he is SCARILY proficient.

Here's my headcanon and explanation why he ends up killing people EVEN WHEN trying not to, EVEN WHEN he pauses to talk them out of it, which is really just asking them if they REALLY wanna fight cause he KNOWS how it'll end, and if he doesn't win....he's sorta resigned to it. Anyway.

My entire family consists of skilled fighters that have been fighting their entire life.

So I KNOW after years - and ladybug has been in this business for a LONG time - a fight, and navigating a fight, just becomes another one of your senses, it is so natural your body and mind just DO

Every instance he gets the high ground because he's so practiced, even being out for a little while for normal jobs, even while being clumsy, even with his so called bad luck.

If he hadnt been trying to ACTIVELY not kill them, based just on intuition from years of practice, he would have killed them before they even had a chance to kill him.

If he hadnt disliked guns, they wouldn't have even gotten close to him.

He's vigilant, and quick, and innovative--when he closed the door on tangerines arm, when he baited hornet, talking her into grabbing the antidote, then QUICKLY grabbed it from her and used it on himself, even before when he injected her with the poison.

When Lemon shot him in the flashback, he just reacted with exasperation because he had been shot before, probably multiple times from his reaction to it.

He's made out to be a lot less formidable than he actually is, and the reason he comes across that way is because of his nonchalance and resignation to the situation at hand and the resignation leads to him being goofy and clumsy and careless in the moment.

And he has so much resignation because of his years of experience, and the shit he's been through, much like The Elder.

He couldve killed Hornet when he had the briefcase above her, and chose to give her a chance by talking to her, he couldve killed lemon in the beginning when he was sitting in front of him, and gave another chance by talking to him.

He killed the Wolf, accident and instinct, he killedtangerine mortally wounded tangerine.

And all of these are highly skilled killers.

The skill it took to throw a knife that clean, that precisely, from over 6 feet away on a fast moving train, while crouching, and hit the target in the heart with enough depth he sunk immediately, and not hurt lemon at all in the process? Even lemon was surprised.

Bad luck, or is it just a resignation to kill, instinct, and extreme proficiency.

Bad luck or just not caring because he's been in this business for so long, left it, just to return and realize, fuck, he really didn't miss this chaos.

Bad luck or muscle memory?

No, Ladybug is one of the most proficient hitmen on that train and I wonder how ruthless he used to be before he decided to become a new man.

And he also just has really good luck, who the fuck survives a train splitting and crashing like that? The fuck.

#hes si interestinf #and such a dumbass #also tangerine and ladybug are fucking because tangerine survived #you cant figut ke on this #he survived he survived #thank yew #bullet train #tangerine #ladybug #ladybug x tangerine #ladybug x reader #lemon #the hornet #the elder #yuichi usagi #maria beetle #and ladybug is also a top #tangerine is a fucking brat #just saying #rocking n cocking

[hometownangels]

how to say BLOWN OUT OF PROPORTION but in academic speak

#i will figute it out

[ozcarr]

Alone on a Friday night I'm going to shower and make spaghetti and watch Real Steel starring Hugh Jackman and then go to bed at 9

#im so afraid its gonna suck its not gonna be as goos as i remember but i hope its at least passable #*GOOD. #using jens netflix account bc i cant figute out how to add a new profile on thr PS4. sorry about your algorithm #ayy im talkin here

[parasitoidism]

I have very little interest in the Barbie movie as someone who thought that barbies and all human dolls were super lame and boring as a kid not because of internalized misogyny but because they weren’t dragons

#how am I supposed to play with this she can’t breathe fire #and I can’t imagine her goring other plastic figutes with her claws. i mean I guess I could if I was a more creative child

[encrucijada]

i listened to doom days (album) by bastille for the first time in literal years last week and we might be sooo back with the original concept of coughing roses

#why did i ever think about scrapping the supernatural apocalypse idea. it's cool as fuck #the roadtrip is on maybe... though i do still kinda vibe with it #i guess when it's this book's turn i'll figute it out #it'll probably be this book's turn when i move in with teddy and fluffy lmao #pia.txt #( wip ) coughing roses

[dogboymanbirddogman]

sequel unlocked. merry christmas everybody

#revolutionary girl utena #rgu #sku #shoujo kakumei utena #utena tenjou #anthy himemiya #anthy #utena #utenanthy #dogboy drawings #utena fanart #i. meant to embed the original comic but i cant figute out how to sorry soldiers o7

[artiopoda]

SOMEBODY PLEASE PLEASE TALK TO ME ABOTU WEBSDR SOMEBODY PELASE PLAES PLEJASE TLAK TO ME ABOUT LONGWAVE RADIO

#EXPLODEs #guys . i need stick figute r violence image for this post #🪐.txt

[cardboardfeet]

silly chara x self comic thing. um. because i love him (more keisuke. as well. bc he deserves it)

#idiots don't catch colds #my art #himura keisuke #I LOVE HUIM...........very unfortunately #lit hes so.........him its annoyingly cute #i love his perspectiveness hes very good at figuting out a situation #my sona #i. guesss???? #idc idc KEISUKEEEEE #jes the main chara bestie from middle school. and my favorite guy #when he had tha confronation scene w souta?? chefs jiss i was done for #hes eatinf he lil panny cake.... #w him little knife and fork...... #i want to see him experience everything #>most likely a fastpass crush ngl #like i love him now but ina week or so ill forget him. i hope so. #its embarrassing how mucj i like him lmaooo

[dakotaheise]

full name: dakota alexandra heise nicknames:  kota born: charleston, sc age: twenty eight birthday: january sixth gender: cis female orientation: bisexual  occupation: barista

— background –

born in charleston, south carolina

is the youngest of four girls; two older sisters and a twin five minutes older

parents divorced when she was eighteen months old

moved to covington when she was three

is the only one of her siblings to remain in the city

is the only one of her siblings to not go to college

— present — 

is never found without either a guitar strapped to her back or her backpack which always carries the following; family photos, two sketchbooks, a snack, a drink, and her skateboard hanging out

rents out the attic in her mothers' place in sterling lakes

can often be found wherever there are books, music, or coffee

master of terrible jokes

owner of too many candles for one's own good

mood is entirely dependent on how much coffee she's consumed

always smells like coffee or vanilla, and sometimes faintly of antiseptic which she can never explain the origin of.

— family dynamics — 

her oldest sister, olivia,majored in law

the second oldest, zoe, in business

her twin sister, keegan, is in dental school.

her dads are both retired

one of her moms is a teacher, the other is retired but volunteers for various charities in her spare time

#covingtonintro #what the hell even is this i don't know but i tried #my brain is mush this is all i got #eventually I gotta figute out names for her parents but this'll do for now

[transfemnessie]

i love the beasts!!

#the ones that figut the battleships!

[istherewifiinhell]

Oh jesus. Okay. And thats a loop.

Sorry about all the posts but im not. I have to do super condensed blogging lol. Concentrated. Distilled.

#some shit #blarg i got stuff to do still ofc but its no longer. locked room typa tasks. do the task and the only way to get outta here is for it to be #done. so. well ill figute it out #uhhhhh replies ill hit up later. dhdhdhf

[nervousmonolith]

me when me w ahsjfkkglskahf

#monolith mumbles #fruitberries #dont ask my brain is not here she left the building #fighting figut fight fight 🎉

[fairyhaos]

okok u guys once i finish the 2k event im gonna do an entire revamp of my fic formatting layouts bc im weak and also very much a victim to popular trends

#yena talks #i sayyhis as if i have plans to finish the event any time soon lmao #still haven't figuted out which prompts i wanna use for the remaining few pls </3

[percabeth4life]

Do you think Annabeth and Hermione would get along, and I agree with your characterization of Hermione so can you please answer this with that version?

I think... Like- I do like Hermione *I do*, but I'm very aware of her flaws. Despite them I think she's a delightful character that really just needs a small poke to realize that her ways are not the "right" ways.

Annabeth is prideful, but we've never seen her in a school setting. She's smart, clever, and a strategist. She's good at learning and remembering and applying it. She, unlike Hermione, does not go strictly book style either. Annabeth is well aware of author bias in a way Hermione didn't showcase.

All this to say is that they would either get along like a house on fire or they would set something on fire in their hatred of each other.

It could easily go either way, just depending on how Hermione reacted to Annabeth being so smart (and Hermione was not only upset that Harry's book had info in it, the issue was him being better because she had been the best in that class previously). Annabeth is *good* at things she cares about, so she would probably excel in several classes and do alright in others, but it would be a fierce competition.

Whether it's a *friendly* competition or bitter rivals to death depends on how they meet and how they handle the first issue that crops up.

#annabeth i dont think would care toooo much about the competitoon #but if she was challenged I think she would be 100% down to figut #she doesnt have to be the best of the best but she believes that if she tries she is #and Hermione im noy sure would be able to resist saying something #so it could go vety well or very bad lmao #life answers #anon asks #hermione granger #annabeth chase #hermione has shown to hold grudges and Annabeth is always down to be petty #so they could be very mean to each other in the process of events or they could be besties who have a fun class competitoon #tho i think hermione would take offense at Annabeth only caring about some of yhe classes rather than all #and annabeth might get frustrated that hermione demands equal work on all #idk its such a dynamic