okay ive been working on this for a couple of weeks and .. !!
my arctic monkeys humbug foursome is finished :)) check it out for 7k words of touch-starved alex leading to some particularly fun interband solutions
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Honestly, I think cinemas should do a „Girls Night” movie marathon with Barbie and Oppenheimer. I mean, everyone knows that girls love Barbie and weapons of mass distraction 🙃
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the coat doth have one sleeve. an unbelievable pain in the ass, but it's finally on.
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can we be real for a minute rise donnie would not drink black coffee. "but they don't like strong flavors!!" you cry, and to that i say, have you tasted black coffee? that shit basically punches you in the face with how strong it is i dont think they could handle that shit no matter how badly they want just pure caffeine . do i think they would drink really sweet coffee? no, never i think they would probably just put some milk in it so it was mostly neutral and maybe something else to flavor it if they were in the mood
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Part of me is like "Imagine if Obey Me had even half of Love & Deepspaces interaction features?" then I remember what the 3d models in Obey Me look like and y'know it's better that I don't see those models.
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like my ex roommates mom who had their internet under my name to “build my credit” fucked me over with a $400 internet bill as revenge for moving out. have i ever paid it? no. do you know what has kept happening? they have repeatedly offered me lower and lower sums theyll accept
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walkable cities also means sittable cities send tweet
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i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.
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Im fucking sobbing looking at the new black footed cat at Utah's Hogle zoo
Shes just a fucking baby
Baby with a 60% successful kill rate
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