#for the lone fact that no one can deny those fluffballs

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Ok but I gotta ask: u know how Reader loooovees Wolfie especially Bunny?? What if Reader is exceptionally a big animal lover and hasn't seen Wolfie or Bunny for a while, and then suddenly they came back and Reader is all over them? I'm talking like she'll always insist on staying with her furbabies or she'd have them follow her one way or another cuz she's missed a lot of lost time! Sage is no exception to this rule even! (*G a s p*)

This ask is actually mostly for him tho; how will he handle it if Reader chooses someone else, or in this case these cute animals over him? (Lowkey thinking of finding a dark magic artifact in hopes of turning into an animal Reader will dote on)

I imagine if he does the woe is me from the gloom excuse they'd let him hug her but she's adamant on having wolfie and bunny join in the hug JAUDBDTJY How is he gonna around this one??

Sage is FURIOUS. Bc he probably knows who Wolfie and Bunny are. So when they come trotting over, snouts in the air and tails perked, he's left fuming with a dagger clutched in his grasp. He knows they are doing this to be nothing but spiteful and it eats at him.

Because these are the only beings that Reader would chose over him. He can't do anything about it either. If he kills them gets rid of them, you'd hate his guts. If he reveals the secret, that offers the possibility of you getting closer to the two heroes as a means to hear more about their animal sides. It's a lose-lose situation. How they managed to evade him long enough to sneak off is kind of beyond him, but it only makes him more vigilant in the future.

He for sure tries finding his own dark magic, but the closest thing he can find are the Twilight Mirror shards along the beach in Wild's Hyrule. They don't help at all and he's stuck until they get to Twilight's world and he can look further.

If he does try the gloom thing when their in Reader's radar, he is quickly faced with the happy go-lucky smile on Reader's face as she offers either a Wolfie cuddle (The wolf quickly makes his distaste known with a snarl that Sage throws right back) or a bunny snuggle (Sage bares his canines at the pink abomination who looks as impressed with the idea as Sage feels).

If Reader insists, unfortunately, they just have to grin and bare it. Maybe Sage gets a few nips when Reader turns away, maybe he doesn't. Maybe he tugs an ear or tail out of Reader's eyeshot, maybe he doesn't.

Reader will never know.

#cinder rambles #Sage hates them #Sage cannot stand wolfie or bunny #for the lone fact that no one can deny those fluffballs #he aint got no fluff #but if he did what fluff would he be? #Another canine? but like...a BIGGER one? #Alpha dog wolf? #yk? #Or maybe a fox. #Or maybe- #hehe- #a dragon #i giggled thinking of that