Dracula: my loyal servant shoof
Shoof: yes what is it my lord
Dracula: how goes the squid farm from my minecraft days
Shurf: what squid farm
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Ohh there's no inverted Succubus here
Instead, what's left is
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"So they just get into coffins, spin for a bit, and suddenly these skeletons turn into real people with their abilities?!"
"What kind of cosplay power is THIS?"
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Dracula's minion negotiating skills is so good, HE EVEN HAS ANGELS UNDER HIS EMPLOY
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"Destroy it."
"Yes."
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"Death! DEATH! One of my ribs appears to have gone missing!"
"Don't worry, my lord! Ribs grow back!"
"no they don't"
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"Chat, I don't think this is how the devs want you to beat the boss."
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Dracula: shoof, my loyal servant
Shoof: yes what is it my lord
Dracula: Where is my gaming sword
Shiff: ... gaming sword, sir?
Dracula: it's a sword which represents the most repressed group of all
Shump: ... I don't understand, sir
Dracula: You see, it-
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