#ganon using you to passively keep tabs on the one sword that can kill him

[thirstforhelmets]

Ganondorf x F!Reader: After your life! I’m -not- your wife AU

Ganondorf: How many times does this make it, Assassin? Four losses?

F!reader: *Beat up and nearly unconscious on the ground* 

F!Reader/Assassin/Future!Wife: *Has barely enough strength to flip him the bird before fully collapsing in exhaustion*

Ganondorf: *Smirks before eyeing the stolen Master Sword embedded in the ground nearby* 

Ganondorf: You’re lucky your tenacity for humiliation has kept that sword out of the whelp’s hands for this long.

Ganondorf: *Kneels down next to your head* 

Ganondorf: Expect me to visit your village next month.

Assassin: Urgh...

Ganondorf: I’ll be staying in your room the whole time as well.

Assassin: Fuck you, Gaan...

Ganondorf: *pauses for a moment*

Ganondorf: Our daughter still likes blue, right?

Assassin: *deep sighs*

#ganondorf x reader #ganondorf/reader #not your wife AU #imagine being competant enough to steal the master sword from Link for YEARS #and being too incompetant to be able to kill Ganon cause you like the idea of killing him in an honorable duel #ganon using you to passively keep tabs on the one sword that can kill him #but then you both become fuck buddies cause fuck yeah fighting kink #then you have his kid and he starts softening up #but not really because of his reputation #your parents kind of catch on cause he shows up a week or two a year #also daughter has his hair #no one is dumb enough to say it to his face though #that you and him are probably a couple #ganondorf