#get me into the coyotes locker room. i can get us win. my autistic swag will inspire

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I'm gonna be real boys I'm not having a great time right now (my sports team lost. again)

#my hockey team is on a 14 game losing streak and im about to snap. #idk how to skate but get me out there with a stick and I'll win one. #i swear to god #good news is im officially one week on testosterone #get me into the coyotes locker room. i can get us win. my autistic swag will inspire #my desert dogs suck ass rn but i love them anyway. #anyways. kerfoot and cooley goals! good for them #i am cursed to be an Arizona sports fan therefore making me an incredible optimist. to a fault #my team will not get any points and my ass will go 'well we played the game!' :) #help. #anyways uh. ignore this #craperonipizza post