guys I let out the loudest farts on FaceTime today with my friend and I was so embarrassed 馃珷 they were supposed to be quiet but they definitely weren鈥檛. She didn鈥檛 hear, idk how tbh, but she didn鈥檛. But damn they surprised me.
there are people who like farting after eating, but personally, farting WHILE eating will always be one of my absolute favorite tropes. like scarfing down chips and pausing to let a loud, juicy, chair-shaking fart rip??? perfection.
purposeful hotboxing is hot and all but what about being trapped in a room with someone who farts when they get nervous?? so they just start unintentionally suffocating you with a nonstop barrage of gas as they apologize profusely???