People voted Seward out while I was once again away trying to get a doctorate, so please let me emphasize that it is my scholarly opinion that Griffin--a buff, naked, wet loser with all the social grace of an agitated raccoon--is the sexymanest contender left standing.
Basil, Jonathan, and Quincey all have their ample attractions, but they are too good for the likes of tumblr.
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As a Basil stan, I want everyone to know that they should vote for Griffin. Think about this way, Basil probably doesn’t want to be there; his best friends are gone, he has been sexualized by us to unholy degrees, he’d prefer to be in his garden with his boyfriends.
LIBERATE BASIL HALLWARD
VOTE FOR GRIFFIN
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If Griffin takes the second round of the Gothlit sexy man polls I will harass my husband into finally finishing the Griffin Pin Up he promised me for my birthday four years ago.
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this is me if jonathan hack-er wins (#griffinsweep)
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I am not invested in this at all bc it's all silly in the end, but I'm here for GRIFFINSWEEP bc (a) an invisible man being a sexyman despite technically having no physical appearance is so funny, and (b) the bonus comeback round after the final is against Jekyll, and Griffin versus Jekyll would also be hilarious, clown on clown violence tbh lol
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in all honestly, i could understand dracula the vampire, but?? jonathan??? harker?????? hes nothing!!!! hes a nothing man!!!!! he cant win this! hes got nothing on the invisible man #griffinsweep
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GRIFFINSWEEP!! 👻🕶✨
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I don't care who wins any of these polls beyond a facetious GRIFFINSWEEP cheerleading thing for funsies bc I think it would be funny if he wins, but looking at the polling numbers, is there some kind of bot rigging going on in one or two of these, or like, are people just really coming out in numbers for them bc I think the most popular poll has like ten times the votes as the least popular one loool
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Anyway, I'm cheering for a Griffinsweep lol 👻🕶
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