#he did not spend 400 hours cooking and crafting and trading with the locals to simply not dote on zelda post botw

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Not to yuck anyone's yum, but it's wild how much trad-wife botw Zelda content exists.

#i lose 5 san points every time i see it #this is house husband link erasure and i will not stand for it #he did not spend 400 hours cooking and crafting and trading with the locals to simply not dote on zelda post botw #girl is like out here thigh deep in mud and shit trying to get link to eat frogs #and ur telling me shes simply at his house cooking his meals and darning his socks #i wont accept it #zelda is the kind of girl who would subsist on struggle meals alone if left to her own devices #she's a cereal and pizza kinda girl #you go to her apartment and she owns like 4 mugs and eats solely on paper plates so she doesn't have to do dishes #you know link is coming over at least 3 times a week to make sure she's actually eating vegetables #which she claims she is but the carrots she's had for over a month are wilted and untouched in the bottom of her pantry