#he vented to them about something and then mirlen tried to comfort him and he said STAY AWAY FROM ME

[stinkrascal]

will never forgive the bg3 community for making astarion the tumblr sexyman of this fandom when wyll exists WYLL IS LITERALLY RIGHT THERE!!!!!!!!!!

#i tried to romance astarion in my new campaign but i still kinda hate him HES SO MEAN :( #my character is mean too but hes soooOOOOO MEAN i hate you astarion. kicks him #he vented to them about something and then mirlen tried to comfort him and he said STAY AWAY FROM ME #I DONT WANT YOUR PITY #like ok fuck you then you stupid baby #MY HUSBAND WYLL WOULD NEVER. THATS ALL IM SAYING! #the first scene of wyll training the cute little tiefling kid WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA you know aza was swooning (me too) #idk i just think you guys are so wrong for this one #im gonna romance wyll then shadowheart then halsin then gale then probably laezel and then astarion ur last buddy. punches him #also hes canonically 5'9 i deserve better