#he'd be like what if “tradition” were “transition” and we'd lose our minds.

[deadpanwalking]

friendship ended with bottom dysphoria now schlonging is my best friend

i'd build a big display case with schlongs by the dozen

handpainted veins and sculpted crown

custom pack and plays with hairy balls below

there. would. be.

one long cut schlong just going up

and one even longer when it's down

and one 12 inches uncut, just for shooow

#would it spoil some vast eternal plan if i were a rich trans maaaaan? #this goes out to zachary billblakefansanonymous who would reblog this shitpost where i left off and spin it into gold #he'd be like what if “tradition” were “transition” and we'd lose our minds. #that's how it used to be back before zach broke the wizard's curse and escaped. back when we were a real country #anonymous #assbox #fiddler on the roof