#hello dan and phil games slits! *dan silently deadpans at the camera* because look who got slitted!

[ahappydnp]

how long til phil brings up how they ‘touched slits’

placing my bet for 48 seconds into the next dapg video

#anon ask #hello dan and phil games slits! *dan silently deadpans at the camera* because look who got slitted! #'wait dan come here lets compare' [smushes their cheeks together side by side] oh my god! :D #'fuck my life' #'slit bros!' '...stop speaking' #(source: i have been smacked with the prophecy ball)