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jamil, who loves showing affection by cooking food for his loved ones, making sure the curry is seasoned to perfection and your favourite dessert to go along with the meal.
and you, with zero spice tolerance but so incredibly overwhelmed with gratitude and affection for how hard jamil's worked. and with your favourite dessert right there enticing you, you're determined to finish every drop of curry on your plate.
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it doesn't go too well.
indeed, you have finished every drop of curry. but you've also downed around 12 cups of water, and the burning in your mouth is still unrelenting. jamil visibly looks concerned with how much water you're drinking and it's unavoidable you address your non-existent spice tolerance.
jamil sighs, and his eyes show a hint of exasperation you often see when he's following kailm's whims. you avert your gaze to the floor, upset at yourself that you've disappointed him and maybe he hates you now how could you not like his fo-
flick!
ouch! your hands reach up to shield your forehead, and your eyes meet his. not exasperated, maybe slightly, but amused and... loving??
"dummy, don't go forcing yourself to eat what you don't like," he sighs
you timidly explain you could never do that with how much time and effort he puts into his cooking
his smile widens slightly.
"for now, i guess i'll be making more desserts for you then,"
he chuckles at the way your eyes light up.
"here," he feeds you a spoonful of the chilled dessert. "is your mouth still burning?"
oh. you don't think it is anymore.
but your heart sure is.
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21 Things To Do in Lima: Peru’s Lively Capital
While you may be tempted to breeze right through the Peruvian capital, I’m here to show you that there are numerous things to do in Lima to warrant sticking around for a while!
One place that seems to be on everyone’s bucket list these days is Machu Picchu. The ancient city of the Incas is one of the new Seven Wonders of the World and is probably the most popular destination in all of South America.
In order to get to Machu Picchu, though, chances are you’ll have to pass through Lima. 
Exploring the historic centre, paragliding high above the coast, feasting on Peruvian cuisine, dancing all night in a hidden bar. These are just a few of the many awesome things to do in Lima.
Read on for an in-depth look at all that Peru’s capital has to offer.
Wondering what to do in Lima during your trip? Here’s my list of 21 things you won’t want to miss!
1. Take a Free Walking Tour (what to do in Lima when you first arrive)
There’s no better way to get to know a city than by exploring it on your own two feet. It’s even better when you can do so with a local guide and a group of like-minded travellers. The real icing on the cake, though, is when the tour is totally free! 
Joining a free walking tour is definitely one of the best things to do in Lima, and it’s the perfect place to begin your trip in the Peruvian capital. While there are quite a few groups running tours these days, the original free walking tour is with Inkan Milky Way. 
These tours last a few hours and cover some of the highlights of Lima’s famed Historic Centre. All the while, you’ll learn about the history and culture of Lima from your guide, who will be happy to answer any questions you might have.
Be sure to ask for some recommendations on the best places to eat, shop, and drink while you can!
Tours operate from Monday-Saturday at both 11AM and 3PM starting at La Merced Church. For the earlier tour, a guide will even meet you in Miraflores at 10:00 to help you navigate the public transportation to get to the city centre. 
While the tour itself is indeed free, they operate solely on your tips. If you enjoy the tour, be sure to tip your guide. How much you tip is entirely up to you, but I feel like around 20-30 soles ($7-10) per person is fair considering what you get out of it. 
Looking for a more “official” walking tour in Lima? Check out this highly-rated “City Highlights Small-Group Tour“, which takes you around Lima (9:00, 9:15 or 2:30). The tour includes a pick up from your hotel, entrance fees and guide.
See Also: Why You Can’t Miss The Free Walking Tour in Medellin
2. Explore the Plaza de Armas
While you’ll walk through the Plaza de Armas on the free tour, you don’t have a whole lot of time to take it all in. As such, you’ll want to go back there on your own at some point for further exploration. 
Also known as the Plaza Mayor, this was the birthplace of Lima when the Spanish conquistador Francisco Pizarro founded the city in 1535. As per the order of King Charles I of Spain, the city was centred on a square-shaped plaza. 
The Plaza de Armas is surrounded by important historical and cultural landmarks, such as the Lima Cathedral and Government Palace. It’s a beautiful tree-lined plaza with a fountain in the middle and a great spot to relax for a while.
The cathedral has a gorgeous exterior, but you’ll need to go inside to truly appreciate it. It’s free to enter to a certain point, but you’ll need 10 soles (about $3) to go further inside and see the museum full of religious art. 
As for the Government Palace, it’s the official residence of the Peruvian president. Tours are free, but you’ll have to arrange them ahead of time by calling the office at +51-(0)1-311-3908.
If you don’t get on a tour, at least be sure to catch the daily changing of the guard ceremony at noon. Those who do the early free walking tour will be able to see it. 
For directions to the Plaza de Armas, click here. 
3. Visit the Catacombs in San Francisco Church
One of the most popular (and eerie) things to do in Lima is taking a tour of the catacombs under the San Francisco Church. This beautiful Spanish Baroque church was built in the late 1600’s and is probably the best-preserved in all of Lima. 
In addition to the church, there’s an adjoining monastery with a very impressive collection of ancient religious texts. Most travellers don’t come here to read, though. They come to head underground to see the catacombs.
This was the original cemetery in Lima, and it’s estimated that up to 75,000 people were buried here. Many of Lima’s wealthy elite chose to be buried here due to the belief that doing so would leave them closer to God. 
In an effort to make visiting the catacombs less terrifying for visitors, the bones have been arranged in artistic patterns. I still think it’s a bit creepy, but it’s an important part of the city’s history and worth a visit unless you’re incredibly claustrophobic. 
The Church of San Francisco is open daily from 9AM-5PM. The church is free to visit, but you’ll need to join a tour to visit the catacombs for 6 soles ($2). You can get directions to the church here. 
See Also: The Ultimate Travel Guide to Colombia
4. Tour the Aliaga House
Back when Pizarro founded the city in 1535, he gave a plot of land near his palace to one of his trusted allies, Jerónimo de Aliaga. Aliaga built a mansion there, and it still stands to this very day. Obviously, there have been several renovations to the house over the years.
Not only is the house as old as Lima itself, but it’s the oldest house in the Americas to be continuously occupied by the same family. His descendants still live on the property in a modern wing, and the mansion is now a museum. 
Inside the house, you’ll see a very impressive collection of Peruvian art and artifacts. Visiting the Casa Aliaga is definitely one of the top things to do in Lima Peru. 
Tours of the house need to be arranged at least 24 hours in advance by calling +51-(0)1-619-6900 or sending an e-mail to [email protected]. They’re not cheap (about $40 per person), but they’re well worth it if you’re interested in art and history. You can find the Aliaga House on the map here.
5. Sample Peruvian Cuisine (one of the top things to do in Peru!)
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again — Peruvian cuisine is the best in all of South America. Your taste buds are in for a real treat when you travel to the Peruvian capital! 
Thanks to its long multicultural history, Peruvian cuisine has fused flavours from many corners of the globe using local ingredients. From the Spanish conquistadors to Chinese immigrants, there have been many different influences on Peruvian cuisine over the centuries.
Eating your way around the city is a major highlight of a visit to Lima. If you’re not sure what to do in Lima, go sit down in a local restaurant and plan your day as you enjoy a fantastic meal. 
Perhaps the most famous dish in Peru is ceviche. This dish of raw fish marinated in lime juice is so important in Peru that it even got its own holiday. That’s right, Peru celebrates National Ceviche Day every year on June 28th! Eating a fresh plate of ceviche is definitely one of the tastiest things to do in Lima. 
In addition to ceviche, other must-try dishes include lomo saltado (stir-fried beef with onions, tomatoes, and French fries), aji de gallina (a spicy chicken stew), and Chifa (Peruvian-Chinese food). 
6. Take in the Views from San Cristobal Hill
If you’d like to admire the Centro Historico from above, be sure to include a trip up to San Cristobal Hill to your Lima itinerary. At 400 metres above sea level, this is the highest natural point in the city. 
The hill is revered as an apu – a mountain deity that protects the city. As they tended to do, the Spanish conquistadors imposed their beliefs on the indigenous people by planting a cross here.
People still make offerings to the mountains, and a massive pilgrimage of Christians occurs here during Semana Santa. 
While you may be tempted to hike up the hill, that is ill-advised. This isn’t the safest part of Lima, so it’s not the best place to be walking around on your own.
The best way to get up the hill is by catching the bus in the Plaza de Armas. It costs 10 soles ($3) round-trip and gives you enough time to enjoy the views and take photos. 
San Cristobal Hill is located just northeast of the Plaza de Armas, on the other side of the Rimac River. You can check its location on the map here. 
See Also: Best Things To See and Do In (And Around) Mendoza
7. Hang Out in the Cat Park
If you’re a cat-lover, then you’ll definitely want to check out Parque Kennedy while in Lima. While the park is actually named after John F. Kennedy, many people simply refer to it as the Cat Park these days.
Nobody is quite sure where they came from, but the park is home to well over 100 stray cats. One common theory is that it started when a few cats escaped from a church where they were being used to catch mice. 
Here kitty, kitty, kitty! | Photo by Sasha Savinov
However they got there, the famous felines have made themselves quite comfortable in the park. While many residents despise them (some have even been poisoned), there is thankfully a great non-profit here that feeds the cats, spays and neuters them, and helps find a home for them. 
Parque Kennedy is located right in the heart of the Miraflores district of Lima, which is basically backpacker central. There are several hostels around the park, making this a very popular place to stay. You can find the exact location of the park here. 
See Also: A Guide to Valparaiso – Chile’s Colourful Street Art City
8. Stroll or Bike Along the Malecon 
Lima is known as the Garden City, and that’s thanks in large part to the beautiful, cliffside Malecon. It stretches for several kilometers high above the Pacific Ocean in Miraflores and contains several different parks.
Taking a walk or riding a bike along the Malecon is easily one of the most fun things to do in Lima. The views of Lima’s Costa Verde (Green Coast) off to the side are incredible, and there’s a lot to see and do along the way.
One of the highlights of strolling the Malecon is the Parque del Amor (Park of Love). Here you’ll find the huge sculpture called El Beso (The Kiss), which depicts the artist smooching his wife. You’ll also find many young Peruvian couples re-enacting the scene themselves. 
For an easy, informative and fun bike tour of the city, check out this tour, which takes you around Miraflores and Barranco.
9. Go Paragliding (one of the more adventurous things to do in Lima)
For adrenaline junkies wondering what to do in Lima, the choice is easy — go paragliding! Thanks to the tall cliffs and strong winds that prevail in Lima, this is the perfect spot for it. 
Just north of the aforementioned Park of Love, you can sign up for a quick flight above the Malecon and the Pacific Ocean. It’s hard to beat the views from this vantage point, that’s for sure!
You don’t need to sign up for paragliding in advance. Just show up, pay the fee (about $75 per person), and sign all the necessary documents. You’ll also get the video and photos from the flight so you can show off on social media later.
While it’s very safe, make sure you’ve got travel insurance before jumping off a cliff in Peru! 
See Also: 7 Must-Try Wines in Argentina
10. Beach Hopping and Surfing
While they aren’t exactly the nicest beaches in the world, it’s still fun to hit la playa when you’re travelling in Lima. Doing so is quite easy, as all you need to do is walk down the stairs from the Malecon to access Playa Waikiki. 
The shores are rocky and the water can be downright frigid, but that doesn’t stop people from pulling up a lounge chair, cracking a cerveza, and enjoying the views of the ocean. Lima’s beaches are always bustling during the busy summer months of December-April. 
For those who need a bit more excitement than a beach chair, surfing is one of the most popular things to do in Lima Peru. While you’ll need to travel 1-2 hours outside of the city to find the really good beaches and killer waves, the beaches in Miraflores and Barranco will have to do if you’re short on time. 
You can find boards for rent and sign up for classes in Miraflores at Pukana Surf School. They have classes 365 days a year every two hours from 6AM-4PM. Group lessons start at just $20. If you just need a board and a wetsuit, it’s $10/hour to rent both. Check them out on the map here. 
☞ SEE ALSO: Reflections and Highlights – Our Two Month Trip in Peru and Ecuador
11. Shop and Dine at Larcomar
Normally, I wouldn’t dare put a shopping mall in a travel guide. Just ask my wife, and she’ll be quick to tell you how much I loathe going to malls. That being said, the Larcomar mall is pretty freaking cool and deserves its spot on this list of things to do in Lima.
Their claim to fame is being the only shopping mall built into a cliff. How cool is that?! Thanks to this unconventional location, there are some incredible views from this open-air mall. 
Inside Larcomar, you’ll find 17 restaurants and over 70 shops, so there’s plenty to do here to keep you occupied. When we stayed in Lima in December, I even got my picture taken with Papa Noel (Santa Claus) here!
When you’re out exploring the Malecon, it’s definitely worth it to drop by Larcomar just to check the place out. It’s a quick walk here from the centre of Miraflores. It’s open from 10AM-10PM every day and can be found here. 
12. Ancient Ruins in the Modern City
While more and more high-rises are going up in Lima, the city still does a great job of preserving its past. There’s no better example of that than the ancient ruins of Huaca Pucllana, which are located right in the heart of Miraflores.
Constructed back in the 5th century during the time of a civilization known as the Lima Culture, Huaca Pucllana is a sacred, 7-tiered temple made of adobe. It was built for the elite clergymen who were in charge to show their authority and control over the natural resources of the area.
A visit to Huaca Pucllana only costs 6 soles ($2) and includes a guided tour, which run very often in both Spanish and English. It’s not going to knock your socks off like Machu Picchu, but it’s a good warm-up for those headed on to the ancient city of the Incas. 
The ruins are open from Wednesday to Monday from 9AM to 5PM. You’ll have to get there by 4:15 or so to make sure you get on a tour. Another option is visiting at night to eat at the restaurant on site. The temple is lit up, making for a very special dining experience. You can find directions to Huaca Pucllana here. 
See Also: Travelling Salta – A Culture Rich Region of Argentina
13. Check Out the Larco Museum
If you don’t know what to do in Lima on a foggy, drizzly day (there are many of them), just head to the Larco Museum. Housed in a former mansion and full of thousands of pre-Columbian artifacts, this is definitely the most impressive museum in the city.
There are a few things about the Larco Museum that make it stand out. For one, it was one of the first museums in the world to actually open up its storerooms. You can peruse tens of thousands of ancient ceramics that aren’t on display in the museum.
What most people know the Larco Museum for, though, is its vast collection of erotic ceramic art. The Spanish were aghast when they found it, but you’ll probably just giggle at seeing the Kama Sutra in clay.
The Larco Museum is open every day of the year from 9AM to 10PM. An entrance ticket costs 30 soles ($10), and you can also sign up for guided tours in Spanish or English. Get directions by heading here. 
14. Study Spanish
Many travellers begin an extended trip around South America in Lima, as the city has great flight options from North America and Europe. If you’re going to be spending some time in this part of the world, it’s well worth taking the time to pick up some español. 
While it’s totally possible to get by in Peru with just English and body language, you’ll have a much more enjoyable and rewarding experience if you can interact with people in Spanish. Thankfully, you’ve got several choices for Spanish lessons in the Peruvian capital.
A majority of the Spanish schools are centred around Miraflores, which is convenient since it’s also the biggest tourist hub. You can sign up for anything from a few hours of private lessons up to intensive group classes that meet five days a week for a month or more. If you want to stay in Peru longer, signing up for Spanish lessons is the best and easiest way to handle the visa situation.
I can personally recommend El Tulipan, as I took classes there for a few weeks during our month-long stay in Lima. It’s only 165 soles (about $50) for six hours of small group lessons a week, which leaves you plenty of time to explore the city. Contact them in advance or just drop in to talk to them about signing up.
See Also: Exploring El Chalten – Argentina’s Trekking Capital
15. Search for Street Art
I don’t know about you, but I absolutely love seeking out street art when I travel. Museums are great and all, but it’s nice to get your art fix outside of a stuffy room with uppity guards following you around.
Street art lovers are in for a real treat in the Peruvian capital. Since it’s a UNESCO World Heritage Site and all, the local government definitely frowns upon graffiti in the historic centre. That being said, there are some hidden gems if you poke around for a while there and get away from the Plaza de Armas and all its protected landmarks.
So much cool street art in Lima! | Photo by Sasha Savinov
Without a doubt, the best place to search for street art in Lima is Barranco. How convenient it is, then, that Barranco just so happens to be the next item up on our list of the best things to do in Lima!
16. Visit Barranco – Lima’s Hippest ‘Hood
Long a favourite of Lima’s artistic community, Barranco is gaining ground among travellers as a popular alternative to its more trendy and upscale neighbor of Miraflores. Even if you don’t stay there, you should definitely take some time to go explore this bohemian enclave.
Barranco was originally built up as a beach destination for well-to-do Limeños, a fact that is made evident by the numerous palm trees that line the streets along with pastel-colored mansions. These days, it draws in curious travellers in search of a more laid-back, artsy vibe. 
There’s plenty to see and do in Barranco to keep you busy for a while. In addition to all the street art, the scenic plaza, and the stunning architecture, the area is home to plenty of unique shops, restaurants, cafes, and bars. Plus, if you’re a Digital Nomad planning to get caught up on work while in the city, there are some awesome co-working spaces in this neighbourhood.
Also, make sure you take part in the local legend by holding your breath as you cross the Puente de los Suspiros (Bridge of Sighs). Make a wish and make it across the bridge successfully, and it will come true!
While Barranco is easy enough to visit on your own, I recommend signing up for the daily free walking tour instead. They run at both 11AM and 4PM, so take your pick. 
17. Drink Pisco Sours
You know that old saying “When in Rome…”? Well, in Rome you drink wine, and in Lima you drink pisco. This high-proof spirit is made by distilling fermented grape juice, and it’s definitely the booze of choice in Peru.
Seeing as the famous cocktail actually originated here, one of the top things to do in Lima is definitely trying a Pisco Sour (or three). This amazing drink is made by mixing pisco with lime juice, simple syrup, egg white, ice, and Angostura bitters. 
Peru loves Pisco Sours so much that they have a national holiday for them! The first Saturday of February is celebrated as Día del Pisco Sour. Salud!
I was a bit hesitant because of the egg white, but let me tell you something — after a few sips, this became my new favourite cocktail. It really is a fine beverage, especially when paired with a nice plate of ceviche. Forget wine and cheese, I’d much rather go with Pisco Sours and ceviche.
18. Learn About Peruvian History
While you’re in the capital city of Peru, you might as well learn something about the country’s history. There’s no better place to do that than the city’s Natural History Museum. 
Just last year, the Natural History Museum of Lima celebrated its 100th anniversary. There are several different exhibitions here, with some of the highlights including the skeleton of a sperm whale and fossils of giant ground sloths. 
One great thing about this museum is that they’re open every day of the week, just with different hours. It’s open from Monday to Friday from 9 AM-5:15 PM, 9-4:30 on Saturday, and 10-4:30 on Sunday. You can find it on the map here. 
There are several other great museums worth checking out to learn a bit about the history of Peru. You can also visit the National Museum of Archaeology, Anthropology and History and the Museum of the Nation, for example. 
19. See the Magic Water Circuit
Without a doubt, one of the coolest things to do in Lima Peru is seeing the Magic Water Circuit in the evening. It really is a magical show, with several fountains, music, and plenty of laser lights.
Located inside the Parque de la Reserva, this actually made it into the Guinness Book of World Records as the largest water fountain complex. There are 13 different fountains that are all illuminated at night, making for quite the spectacle.
While it’s fun just wandering the park and checking out all the fountains, you’ll want to make sure to time your visit to see the special show with Peruvian folk music. The show times are 07:15, 08:15, and 09.30 PM. 
The park is right next to the National Stadium and is accessible by the Metropolitano bus. You can find it on the map and get directions here.
If you’d rather join a tour and not have to figure out the logistics of transport, click here for a tour that includes a guide, transportation, and entrance fees. Or, if you’d like to make a night out of it, check out this tour which includes transport, guide, entrance fees, dinner, and a dance performance.
20. Dance All Night
People in Lima definitely know how to have a good time. No matter what night of the week it is, there’s something fun going on in this bustling city of 10 million. Indulging in the nightlife a must when travelling to the Peruvian capital.
There’s something for everyone when it comes to nightlife in Lima. You can find craft breweries, dive bars, classy cocktail joints, music venues, trendy clubs, and more. To really experience a night out in Lima the local way, though, you’ll want to find one of the city’s peñas.
Peñas are small, often hidden bars where the party revolves around Peruvian criollo music, lots of dancing, and plenty of Pisco. It doesn’t even have to be in an actual bar, as some of them operate out of people’s living rooms. These are the kinds of places where the tables get pushed out-of-the-way after a few songs so that everyone can bust a move. 
For the uninitiated, these can be hard to find and perhaps a bit awkward to try to attend. Your best bet is heading to Don Porfirio in Barranco, which is only open on Friday nights. You’ll have to wait in line and pay a cover charge of 25 soles ($8), but it includes a Pisco Sour and is well worth it! Find Don Porfirio on the map here. 
21. Take a Day Trip
Once you’ve gotten your fill of all the awesome things to do in Lima, it’s time to set out to see more of this amazing country. Rather than fly straight to Cusco for your Machu Picchu trip, why not take it slow and experience some of the surrounding areas of Lima?
A few of the nearby must-visit spots include the ruins of Pachacamac (1 hour away), Palomino Islands (located just off the coast at Callao), the fishing village of Pucusana (1 hour’ish away) and the beach destination of Punta Negra (1 hour away). 
Don’t miss seeing penguins, sailing and swimming with sealions! Check out the tour of Palomino Islands here, and for an awesome day trip to Pachacamac, click here. 
There are many more sights that are a bit further away, but it’s best to visit them and spend the night, rather than trying to do a day trip from Lima. 
Now You Know What To Do in Lima!
While many skip out on Lima in favour of heading straight to Cusco, hopefully by now you can see that the city is worth at least a few days on your trip to Peru.
With a solid game plan and a bit of motivation, you can cross off plenty of these great things to do in Lima in just a weekend.
Just think about the diversity of activities on offer in the City of Kings. In one day, you can visit ancient ruins, go paragliding above the ocean, see a magic water fountain show, eat some of the best food you’ve ever had, wash it all down with a few Pisco Sours, and dance until the wee hours of the morning. Welcome to Lima, amigos!
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Goa is often called a ‘hippie’ paradise. That label may have different connotations for different people, but it is not a term that endears me to its people.
They are generally smelly, dreadlocked, entitled white people who complain endlessly about the residents of the country they are guests in and always complain about paying local businesses a fair fee.
These very same people will setup a stall in a Goa market and charge western prices for a T-shirt and say ‘fixed price’. My race can be a little exhausting at the best of times:) I find the way that they flock to a peaceful and picturesque location, take over a place and then complain about the locals, to be dubious at the best of times. Their sanctimonious rantings will put the most pious of priests to shame. I found a lot of other Facebook pages filled with the endless complaining only an expat can truly express, as if their new chosen home would be so much better if it wasn’t for the damn locals.
I have made it clear that this prejudice is well cemented, so Goa was perhaps not the most obvious of choice for a 7 day break.
Do not misunderstand me, I love travellers who explore the world and have a deep respect for those who do so on a shoe string budget. I adore people with a sense of adventure and who see the world with wonder. I appreciate explorers who are brave enough to settle in new lands and establish themselves in their new communities. I respect the these brave souls and I am fascinated to hear about the world from their perspectives. They are authentic, they mean what they say and they drive me to be more adventurous and above all they always respect the local residents in whose country they find themselves. Along this vein I was led by a friend, Peter to a Facebook page Goa Way Adventures which is a treasure trove of information. This page really was a great help and good point of departure as I started planning Goa.
Goa with its endless Russians, Hippies, cattle and crafty locals was still a place of magic for me. Somewhere I can imagine returning to soon; the beaches, the people and the food has crawled into my heart. The smell of frying spices lingering in the air and the subtle sound of Hindi music to put your soul at rest. I am by no means a restful person, but I did unwind a little on this trip.
  Here are my top 10 Hits for GOA
Go for a cooking class 
There are many options from a quick interactive demo to an intensive Goan cooking syllabus and an equally varied selection of schools. We went with convenience on our second night as our hotel offered a cooking lessons with the chef.  The restaurant was called Chulha; meaning clay oven. You are invited through two hours before opening while they prep, to learn and explore the flavours unique to Goa. The chefs let us decide which dishes we wanted to make and then we were guided from beginning to end on how to produce these wonders. We had the suis chef and pastry chef assisting us with these perilous tasks.
We selected Chicken Tikkah (my favourite), Goan Fish curry (obviously) and Jalebi (Theron’s favourite and probably his favourite part of the whole trip). The Tandoori oven is needed to get that Tikkah chicken cooked and charred by the charcoal, but we will give it a try with a webber and report back to its efficacy. After cooking we were served our handy work and damn it was good, even if I do have to say so myself. The crispy, buttery garlic naan certainly did help. This has been a continuation of my deep love affair with naan, this love is a life long affair.
Spend a day on the beach
The main reason for trekking this great distance into the Asian mainland is the beaches. Goa, the state, is essentially a long strip of beaches from north to south, interspersed with a few cliffs and a harbour. Goa is divided into two parts; the north which is busier and more vibey and the south which is more tranquil. Each beach has its own appeal and depending on what you are looking for, there is a beach for you.
A day on the beach is fairly simple process;  you find a shack on the beach, which is a temporary structure built for season with loungers and tables on the sand in front of it. You find a lounger and lie in the sun while the establishment brings you cocktails, beers and all the Goan food your heart desires. There are some true gems serving the best freshly caught fish and some more dodgy venues and it is not always easy to pick, but that is part of the adventure. The use of facilities is included in the drinks and food, so it is really very reasonably priced. There are ladies with sarongs, fruit and jewelry walking by so even shopping can be done from that lounger. Our favourite shack Xavier’s had massages and Hennah on offer which really meant you could stay there all day.  Lying there on a lounger you can watch the world go by, cocktail in hand.
There is no excuse to not get a daily massage, especially from a man in a tropical shirt. The advantage of the callused hands is a part exfoliation and part massage.
Yoga
In theory I did yoga every day, I was up early and watched the sun rise as I posed my way to relaxation and inner peace. In theory I focussed on my breath and used my breath to heal and relax. In theory. In reality none of this happened,  but you should still do lots of yoga in Goa. In theory or in reality.
Eat Goan food
Let us just clear one thing up so we can cut the needless hysteria. If you are ordering Mutton chances are you will be eating goat. Accept that and you will be just fine. Goat is a great low-fat meat and makes for excellent Vindaloos and slowly stewed curries. Also life is Naan and heaven is garlic Naan; that is all!
The factors that makes Goan cuisine unique are the strong influence of the Portuguese settlers who held Goa as a colonial territory from 1510 and only fully recognised its accession into India in 1974 and its close relationship with the sea. My absolute favourites were the Vindaloos and seafood curries, but I really did not have a bad meal. Every single time we sat down to eat it was a feast of the senses.
Life in Goa is ABE – Always Be Eating
I love spicy food and constantly had to reassure the poor waiters to not be scared with the spice. We had one waiter in particular who had served was so concerned that we were not ready for the spice that he came to apologise before bringing us the food as he was concerned for our delicate palates. The place was Xavier’s in Baga and the Chicken Vindaloo, Jalfrezi, Chicken Tikka Masala and Raj Darbar kept us coming back for more. All this flavour is soaked up by the Jeera rice and scooped with the ever-present garlic naan. Just typing this is making me salivate
See the sites
Goa is not all beaches and parties. (I am lying, it really is all beaches and parties)
Goa has a rich history and a melting pot of cultures and religions. The Portuguese colonisers left their stamp in this state with Catholicism making up 25% of the population. The majority do identify as Hindu and this mix has led to some beautiful architecture and delicious food
I trip to a spice farm will round off your understanding of Indian food nicely.
Rent a ‘jeep’
Taxi’s in Goa are a rip-off. There is no uber and the taxi’s don’t use their meters. We lived in central Goa and a 9km trip to the beach took an hours drive and 1800INR per direction. Renting a car made sense to the four of us. I also admittedly always like renting a car as it is in my south african blood; that sense of independence. This being India and the beach it had to be an SUV and roofless; the Mahindra is called a ‘jeep’ in India, so that fit the bill perfectly.
We had such a blast cruising around Goa in this thing with music pumping through our one speaker and with Google Maps in hand. My missing aux jack on the iPhone 7 did mean my music was not on the menu, but luckily between Mark’s lounge music, Theron’s 80’s classics and RnB tunes and Eugene’s EDM beats they had us covered.
The rental process was bizarrely informal and I would hate to know what happens if anything goes wrong. I called a phone number I found on Google, asked for a ‘Jeep’ and was quoted 2000INR per day plus a 300INR delivery fee. I accepted and 15 minutes later the car was delivered at the Hyatt, with fuel level at ZERO. I gave the chap my ID Card which he would keep and paid half the rental cost in cash. I took a video of the car to detail any damage and off the he went, no contract and no receipt. The car served us well for the 7 days and I would not go without next time either. Note you do need an International Drivers license to rent/drive a car in India and also there is only 3rd party insurance and this can be a risky exercise.
Befriend a cow
Fairly self-explanatory. In Goa cattle walk around like packs of relatively well-loved ferrel cats. They scavenge trough the garbage on the side of the road and walk along the roads or on the beach and for the most part are left alone. If they become a nuisance a local might chase them a little bit, but nothing to aggressive. In some states in India they are not allowed to be chased at all, but here in Goa the slaughter of cows will result in a 2 year imprisonment. Cattle are traditionally seen as holy creatures of God in Hinduism and their slaughter is generally considered taboo.
Get some henna done
or a tattoo. I am on Reaccutane for basically two years now, so no tattoo for me sadly. I had to go for the Henna option, else I’d be there in front of the line to get inked
Party the night away
I am old and clubs are noisy. I use to be young and clubs were fun. These are facts I cannot get around. Goa is the EDM party capital so one must attend one of these all night raves, so we did as we should and bought tickets for a three-day EDM party festival. Sadly/Luckily depending on your perspective this particular drug and rhythm fueled  festival was a total non starter and after witnessing 5 empty dance floors with the most epic views of the ocean we decided it was perhaps best to retreat back to our resort.
Go to a market
Goa is renowned for its markets with its Indian trinkets, beautiful textiles and handmade jewelry is in abundance. Haggling is part of the ritual of shopping in these markets. I cannot stand haggling so I normally just point to the things I like and let my husband get the transaction concluded, however I inevitably feel so guilty for paying so little for these gems that I just pay them more anyway.
The most famous markets are the Anjuna Wednesday market where you can buy from the locals for bargain prices and end up on the beach for a beautiful meal and the Saturday  Night Market in Arpora where you can buy a beer, a pizza and meander around the endless maze of stalls while listening to local bands. The textiles and locally manufactured artisan goods are something to look out for.
I do not really buy a lot of crap on holidays. I despise curios; there is nothing more  soul-destroying than a big ben fridge magnet or a Eiffel tower key ring. That being said nobody has enough sarongs, vests and holiday bangles(this could be a topic for a future blog)
a little piece of my heart stayed in Goa:)
We are discussing a return visit and how it should be done. Next time I will avoid the big Hotel and book a villa on the beach.
10 things you must do in goa before the apocalypse Goa is often called a 'hippie' paradise. That label may have different connotations for different people, but it is not a term that endears me to its people.
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