#hey (dm)? why does a warforged artificer not get rolled up with tinkers tools?

[nihiltism]

let's hear about poor That Guy

ok so prefacing by saying that all of the events that befall my poor dnd character today have the rough comedic timing of This Video.

that's a good sign. anyway our team gets ambushed by goblins, this is our second actual combat encounter.

we all roll initiative. that guy gets a Two.

because they do not have time to distance themself (they are a ranged fighter generally) the closest goblin hits them with OVER HALF THEIR HP.

they distance themself and try to fire back. MISS with a fucking. 12. best roll that session.

their next turn they use arcane weapon to give their pistol a buff and roll to fire. They Roll A One.

this guy's pistol misfires, blowing up Straight In Their Face for not only 1d10 (+2!) piercing but ALSO 1d6 lightning damage from the spell they just fucking used. killing them instantly (they were fine)

god. bless.

#i feel like its worth mentioning i was swapping between dice the entire time because the set i picked for this guy hated me #and the roll20 dice hated me. we think its because i was doing a bad job at rping a robot and it took offense. #so i had picked out a few sets and asked my dm to pick which to roll #and the one she picked got the one... #btw they were fine the paladin had a stupid amount of healing power for being level 1 but like #they sure did almost figure out if theres a hell for robots in the Second Session. theyd be more freaked about if they werent just #so fucking embarrassed about it #also bonus misfortune point: while the battle finished up i was checking my inventory and . somehow i did not have tinkers tools #hey (dm)? why does a warforged artificer not get rolled up with tinkers tools? #dm: the economy is in shambles #this is absolutely ideal though i love my little haunted british robot getting to be the chosen slapstick toy by The Fates its just right #vee shut up #kazzies dnd shenans #so stay tuned for next session where this guy gets to be Extra Quiet and in the corner fixing their damn gun arm the entire session #because the dm did grant me tinkers tools and also they dont want to fucking talk about it