#him just not understanding why Hawke would prefer to stay in uptight snobby Starkhaven

[persephoneggsy]

My generally accepted canon for Marian and V*rric’s relationship is that there’s a mutual dislike, and they really only hangout bc they’re in the same friend group

But sometimes I wanna indulge in a Spite AU where Marian hates him, but V*rric is ignorant to this and thinks they’re friends who agree on everything

Just so he can be completely blindsided when she falls for Sebastian and chooses to be with him in Starkhaven over staying in Kirkwall with her “friends”

#sometimes you just need to indulge in the salt y’know #like the idea of v*rric priding himself on being able to read people but he fundamentally misunderstands his so called best friend #ig this is more fanon v*rric but like #him just not understanding why Hawke would prefer to stay in uptight snobby Starkhaven #over Kirkwall?? the greatest city ever where she met all her best friends?? #ignoring that the worst things that ever happened to her happened while she lived in Kirkwall #anyway I’m just venting #one of my discord buddies pointed out how I’ve gone from liking v*rric to straight up hating him in a matter of two years lol