#hunchfucks

[scalpho]

dan fucks' pep talk ability adds such a funny layer to hunchfucks because why is fucks giving hunch weird pep talks that hunch remembers in times of hardship. why were they standing in front of a cow together. what led to "friends are a lot like steaks"

#if i had a nickel etc etc #dimension 20 #mentopolis #hunch curio #dan fucks #hunchfucks #scal txt

[yeehawpim]

just taking in the Fucks case, nothing to see here

#dimension 20 #mentopolis #dan fucks #hunch curio #d20 fanart #hunchfucks #fuckshunch #this file is called hunchfucks_potatosack_v1 on my computer lol #my art

[mcdonaldspriteairconditioner]

part of a compilation page but i was getting antsy. uh hey youse palookas or something

#dan fucks #hunch curio #hunchfucks #dimension 20 mentopolis #art tag #mentopolis #I'M STILL POSTING the hunch compilation i only have 1 more doodle lol

[can-i-roll-for-it]

I think Dan and Hunch are married but in a "Get drunk one night and thought it would be funny and neither cared enough to get a divorce" kinda way

#mentopolis #dan fucks #daniel fucks #dimension 20 #hunch curio #hunchfucks

[rabdoidal]

the fact that this is just barely outside what canonically happened is insane to me. anyway theyve definitely explored each others bodies right, we all agree on that

💦 kofi link in bio if you’re feeling generous 💦

#my art #doodles #dimension 20 #fuckshunch #hunchfucks #imagine cartoon sexy music is playing

[finalproblem-mlm]

i like hunchfucks but im seeing so much content thats like theyre in a stable marriage and adopt conrad. respectfully. absolutely not have you met them. daniel fucks is as much of a disaster homme fatale as imelda is a disaster femme fatale.

the true reality of hunchfucks is that they should commit crimes on the scale of the blues brothers (1980) and have increasingly homoerotic interactions and only kiss as a convoluted plan to get out of situations where they might be killed. they can never confess any feelings because they'll both insist that they were doing it for a bit. there is no way anything tangible is coming out of this. it destroys the sanctity of their identities as funnymen.

and forget taking care of a child. hunch would eat cigarettes in brandy like cereal, and fucks would walk by and join him.

#mentopolis #dimension 20 #hunchfucks #hunch curio #dan fucks

[thinkanamelater]

Hunch Curio voice: "Dan Fucks? Yeah I sure hope he does"

#i love them your honor #dimension 20 #mentopolis #dan fucks #hunch curio #hunchfucks #in my heart they ended up together

[bitemarx]

nobody look at me. ive lost my mind.

#i just like drawing tired or slutty men’s side profiles. leave me alone. #fuckshunch #hunchfucks #mentopolis #dimension 20 #d20 #fanart #doodles #hunch curio #dan fucks

[raccoon-poi]

Miscellaneous hunchfucks for the masses

#mentopolis #dimension 20 #d20 #hunchfucks #fuckshunch #never getting over these tags #i love dan actually being #a responsible business owner #and hunch just causes havoc #d20 fanart #hunch curio #daniel fucks #IF YOU SEE A SPELLING ERROR #no you dont #my art

[unlicensedprivateinvestigator]

DAN THOUGHT HE WAS IN HEAVEN. HIS IDEA OF HEAVEN IS BEING WITH HUNCH IN HIS OFFICE.

they’re literally boyfriends.

#d20 mentopolis #dimension 20 #mentopolis #d20 mentopolis ep 4 spoilers #dan fucks #hunch curio #hunchfucks #fuckshunch #what the fuck is their ship name man i’ve seen so many different things

[benhaar-d]

sweet-talking your buddy

#hunchfucks #mentopolis #fast shitty doodle bc i just wanted to draw these fuckers #benhaar d #someday ill do a proper drawing maybe #hunchfucks if they were lesbians

[starstruckodysseys]

i’m sure you will hunch. i’m sure you will

#not the ‘i’m at sugah’s every day looking for him!’ or whatever #they’re GAY your honor #dimension 20 #d20 #mentopolis #mentopolis spoilers #hunch curio #hunchfucks #fuckshunch #reese watches mentopolis

[staysaneathome]

In honor of the Mentopolis finale, may I submit for your perusal:

Mentopolis Family Sitcom

Featuring:

Conrad Schintz as our lovable young protagonist

Justin Fication as his Best Friend

The Fix as protective, fun-fact-filled father

Pasha N. as affectionate, intensely enthusiastic mother

Ronnie Reptile as snake-obsessed, artistic younger brother

Madame Guilta Loathing as the stern, secretly repressed teacher

Daniel Fucks as wacky, hijinx-fueled uncle

Hunch Curio as his easily distracted, well-meaning partner

Anastasia Tension as world-wise, chronically underpaid vodka aunt

Fanny Fawnsworth as her eager-to-please, maybe slightly criminal girlfriend

Imelda Pulse as extravagant, mischievous champagne aunt

H. V. Lance as her devoted, quasi-conspiracy-theorist fiancé

Bonus: Elias Hodge as resident family friend and weird neighbor

#dimension 20 mentopolis #mentopolis #dimension 20 #dimension twenty #mentopolis au #conrad schintz #the fix #pasha n #ronnie reptile #dan fucks #hunch curio #hunchfucks #anastasia tension #fanny fawnsworth #imelda pulse #h. v. lance #a. tension #daniel fucks #danny fucks #madame loathing #elias hodge

[can-i-roll-for-it]

The underrated Dan and Hunch ship thing is that Hunch would very much want to adopt Conrad and Dan wants Conrad dead.

Reverse custody battle

#mentopolis #mentopolis spoilers #dan fucks #hunch curio #fuckshunch #Hunchfucks #dimension 20

[scalpho]

hunchfucks driving me up the walls bonkers because. guy who is literally the embodiment of sexual pleasure and can and will lust after anyone but he likes you? you're his favourite customer? he bets every penny he owns on you? and all the while you're a stupid ass detective? yeah. that's good shit

#ive been losing it over these 2 recently its NOT good #i can only imagine that hunch comes into sugah's often half beaten to death #like so many bruises and cuts to the point it's cartoon ridiculous #so for fucks to know this guy gets his ass kicked constantly and still bet a bajillion dollars on him winning a fight? CRAZY #irls please look away if you see this. it's not 2 am and i am normal #dimension 20 #mentopolis #dan fucks #hunch curio #hunchfucks #fuckshunch #hunchfucks is my personal fav for ship name but fuckshunch is fun to read #who is shunch and why are we fucking him #scal txt

[bloodkeep-escape]

the same question: a d20 mentopolis fic

"You ever been kissed, Hunch?" Hunch Curio chokes on smoke, coughing on it until he almost sees stars. "Sorry, what?" he rasps, reaching forward to put his cigarette out in the ashtray resting on the bar. Dan Fucks, leaning with his elbows against that same bar, grins. "I asked if you've ever been kissed." ~~ Dan keeps asking the same question. Hunch keeps having the same answer.

read on ao3!

#dimension 20 #mentopolis #hunch curio #dan fucks #hunchfucks #d20 mentopolis #d20 fic #hey! read my fic! i had fun writing it!