#i can picture it now

[darkmacadamien]

thinking about Jamie winning an award while he's at Richmond, and everyone on the team (coaches, players, etc.) attend the award ceremony to watch him receive it, right?

So the organizers of the event compile a bunch of videos of Jamie, like his career highlights since he first started playing and various interviews over the years about why Jamie enjoys playing football, who his role models are, who he thinks the greatest player of all time is, etc.

And without fail, in every single interview, Jamie finds some way to bring up Roy Kent.

Jamie, age 9: "I want to be just like Roy Kent when I grow up!"

Jamie, age 11: "Roy Kent is an incredible player, I really look up to him."

Jamie, age 15, in response to "Who do you think the greatest player of all time is?": "Uh, Roy Kent, obviously."

Cue Jamie (who is normally never embarrassed by ANYTHING) getting increasingly more red until eventually he just gives up and hides his face in his hands, meanwhile Roy is sitting next to him, grinning maniacally (+ the team is wolf-whistling the entire time) (they're never gonna let this go)

#jamie tartt #roy kent #royjamie #ted lasso #i want someone to write this so bad but I'm too lazy to do it myself #i can picture it now #roy would be so smug #and the team would literally never stop teasing Jamie about it #even Ted and Beard would join in #and it would be so funny bc its the only thing that makes Jamie shy #Jamie Tartt groupie agenda tbh

[bratkook]

im saying it here first, 20 bucks jungkook ends up getting his head tatted after hes out LOL

#i can picture it now #something on the sides that’ll peek out whenever he does an undercut #ooooof #ill die #brat.rants

[crevor3]

ohhh i like these two

#tree wc #rootspring #rootpaw #warriors #skyclan #i can picture it now #does anyone remember the scene where rootpaw has to try talking to ghosts but doesn't wanna seem weird so tree flops down on his back #so it seems like he's the one doing it and not. rootpaw(spring? i. do not remember)

[nu-metal-confessions]

okay that anon that sent the confession about Korn fighting over you has awoken something in me..... imagine Slipknot fighting over you.

if you were alone with them and said that you were horny, all 9 of them would be begging to have you.

Joey would be the first to try and win you over, followed by Corey going absolutely go apeshit on him before he got a chance to speak. Chris would snuggle up to you while Jim rubs your shoulders, both in an effort to flirt their way between your legs all the while trying to one-up each other. Sid would actually use his words and ask if he could help you out, but he'd try to convince you to take him by shit talking all the others. Paul would be arguing with Clown over who gets to have you while Clown's trying his best to make a compromise with him, secretly praying you pick him and not anyone else. Mick and Craig would do a round of rock-paper-scissors but anytime Mick loses, he'd insist on a rematch.

all hell would break loose and it'd be the cutest thing to see them tear each other apart simply over you <3

.

#this is the best thing I've heard all day anon #I can picture it now #the chaos...the yelling...the sounds of kidney jabbing...the sweet talk...the shit talk...it's perfect #I'm sure they'd all manage to get a turn with you eventually #hell I'd be fine with all of them at once #we'd have to get creative with date idea though #ten people is a lot for Olive Garden #sid wilson #joey jordison #paul gray #jim root #craig jones #shawn crahan #mick thomson #corey taylor #slipknot #nu metal #nu metal confessions

[jesuistrestriste]

i think part of what gets me abt mike faist is that u can clearly tell how much of a nerd he is, like that man fangirls in the privacy of his own home i know it

#i can picture it now #he kicks his feet and giggles #mike faist

[afc-agitprop]

This only ends with us lifting the league trophy at old Trafford again

#like to charge reblog to cast #arsenal fc #i can picture it now

[deuterosapiens]

Finally got around to watching Sing 2. It's a solid follow-up. Once more, Johnny remains the best character. I adored Taron Egerton's performance of "Sky Full of Stars". But, I think this one shined in one specific way that Trolls World Tour failed: Sing 2 had Bono, Trolls 2 had Ozzy.

Trolls failed to utilize Ozzy, fucking Ozzy Osborne, legendary Prince of Darkness whose contributions to Metal, Rock and Music in general cannot be overstated. They had the Man himself in a film about music with a specific lead towards Rock and Roll and made him a geriatric punchline who couldn't even rock the Horns without help. There's no reverence for him.

Bono on the other hand has an entire character to him. He has a presence, a character arc, a journey which does culminate in him having a musical number that, you know what, the movie earned. It's a duet, which concludes multiple characters' stories and fairly well.

I don't know what was up with Trolls. Maybe he just did it as a favor or something, but it feels... not right... to not even throw "Iron Man" into the soundtrack.

I feel sort of dirty every time DreamWorks misses and Illumination hits. I guess Trolls 2 gave DreamWorks access to Sam Rockwell, who nailed The Bad Guys. So there's that. But both Sing films consistently knock it out with there musical choices.

I still feel like Taron owes me another Elton John performance. Sing and Rocketman both conclude with "I'm Still Standing," which is thematically exactly right for both films, but I will make whatever absurdist claims I can to here him singing more Elton.

Give Johnny "Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" for Sing 3, that will make it right with the world.

#illumination's sing #sing 2 #trolls world tour #taron egerton #rambling #dreamworks versus illumination #actually that sounds like a fun platform fighter game #i can picture it now #the lorax versus ruby gillman #gru versus poppy #the dog from the Super Mario Bros movie versus Death from The Last Wish #okay I am totally done now

[aesthetictokinghost]

Anyone at umbrella ever notice that wesker hasn't changed his fashion sense in near 30 years? I imagine one halloween wesker walks into HQ and half of the staff are wearing sunglasses and have their hair slicked back.

Wesker takes his sunglasses off and looks at them.

"You know, I never really thought about it before," Will says thoughtfully. "You and your black clothes and sunglasses, it's kind of like how in cartoons and games the characters are always wearing the same exact clothes. It's almost like-"

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

A deafening screeching sound comes from the intercom

#I can picture it now #Wesker would walk into the lab on Halloween #Marg the office manager has sunglasses on and the front office wreaks of bad hair gel thats odd #Wait #Rob the security guy too? #The security guy is sweating bullets while he tries to act completely normal scanning Wesker in #Wesker makes it to the main hall of the lab before he sees at least a dozen people walking around with sunglasses and hair slicked back #They all looked at him at once when he walked in #He walks out and takes a sick day #Asks! #umbrella corporation #wesker

[moonlitwalkss]

ok but a parks and rec fexi au would fit so well. lexi being ambitious, hardworker, and passionate about east highland and wanting what's best for the town, while fez is awkward and cold at the beginning, but he's actually just lovable, and a big nerd. they meet working at the government. fez and ash as ben and chris coming to east highland trying to fix the town's financial issues. they have a little "enemies to lovers" at first, not seeing eye to eye with the town's adjustments, but as they start working closer, they fall in love with each other.

#ok maybe ash and chris are nothing alike #maybe ethan would be more of a chris and cassie could be anne #i can picture it now #im sorry parks and rec is one of my favorite shows #and ive been thinking about it for a while #i had to let it out #c

[an-aura-about-you]

uh oh I might finally have an idea for that TMA/Princess Tutu thing I've been threatening to do

#tma #princess tutu #it might end up being more of a fusion sort of thing rather than full blown crossover? #but let's be real Drosselmeyer's gonna be there #he canonically leaves his own story he can do that #and hear me out on this: ALL of his books would be in Leitner's library #I don't think I'm gonna write a fully fleshed out Thing #but I've seen people doing that thing where they do scenes out of a thing they make up? #and it'll probably be that #with a bunch of classical music sprinkled in #look it's gonna be like key scenes that I got in my head and I think that is cool and sexy of me #I can picture it now #London having the Raven's blood raining down on it from a darkened sky #the people in the streets dancing like flapping crows with their arms being pulled by puppet strings #and the whole time they are screaming like cawing #GIVE US YOUR HEART GIVE US YOUR HEART GIVE US YOUR HEART #consider that your sneak peek

[spectrum-color]

Apparently a good portion of the Cursed Shores is underwater, and the Pirate Islands is a mostly submerged mountain chain. Elderling Atlantis?

#rote readthrough #realm of the elderings #rote #liveship spoilers #I can picture it now #the elderlings commit some great act of hubris #and are punished #or maybe the dragons did #or maybe ephron was right and the magic was dangerous

[bigfatbreak]

Birds of a Feather previous / next

#my art #feralnette au #birds of a feather #long tags #sorry I went apeshit in the tags #LETS SAY IT ALL TOGETHER NOW #I - M - A - G - OOOOOOOOO #its fun drawing marinette's back to Alya and having her appear stout and unstoppable and totally logical #and then you see her face and she's like two seconds from completely snapping and is keeping it together by a thread #as a note just because mari feels very certainly abt smth doesnt mean she's right. feelings can be valid and also irrational #in the throes of grief she decided it was better to be alone than to lose someone again so she started pulling away #and lila made pulling away very very very easy to do #shes also vaguely aware she's being unfair in pinning this on alya which is why she started spinning the drain on cockmoth again #legitimately all the shit that's happened to her wouldn't have been so catastrophic if he was never in the picture and she knows it #but the bitterness of her bestie choosing a fantastic liar over her at the worst of times stiiiiiings #alya's personal timing was bad but lila really took advantage of the fact that marinette had been acting off and weird #she basically clocked marinette as being unstable from SOMETHING and made up a lie about her #knowing she wouldn't have the strength to defend herself #between her social life going tachy bc of lila and losing fu in a way that felt like personhood death marinette was really put on the spot #and alya doing her thing of busting in there and assuming her bias is correct was a terrible combo #essentially marinette is highly unstable and alya is just realizing that #busting in and giving her a lecture when she's slightly hysterical and definitely delirious from exhaustion is NOT the way #to show her she's self sabotaging #cuz thats just gonna make her double down on self sabotaging. bc marinette will not accept that she is also a CHIIIIILD

[ribbittrobbit]

#d20 fantasy high #fig faeth #fig and the sig figs #i have no self restrain whatsoever i shouldnt be up/ doing this but here i am #dimension 20 #fantasy high junior year #ribbittrobbit #fantasy high #i should have included gorgug more but i couldn't figure out the composition and this was just as far as my brain can go #i have so many pictures of hayley williams now bec i was looking for dramatic lighting and a person with bangs #anyway #yeah #this happened #d20 fanart

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

#selfie bee #good evening friends!! how are you doing! C: #I'm very very sleepy I got a new ikea office chair and I build it all myself #I think it went okay! I don't think I pulled the back screw tight enough and now the back is a bit loose #I can probably fix it but I can also ignore it for the next 18 years #thats how long the old chair held up!! in germany it could now drink vodka and drive a car!! #not at the same time that is illegal! not at the same time!! (❁´▽`❁)*✲ﾟ* #but the day is not over yet my uncle asked me for a big art quest and I do not want to disappoint #he wants a muppet tattoo and asked me to draw it #my uncle has started to get tattoos a few months ago #as far as I know he has now gotten 3 note clefs 3 stars a flower and multiple birds #he also started getting piercings but so far I managed not to know exactly where #I think tattoos are super cool (´｡･v･｡｀) I wish I had a good idea for a tattoo but the last time I was very sure about getting a tattoo #it was heath ledgers face as the joker #at that point I was 12 and would not see the actual movie for two more years #a muppet tattoo is a way better idea!! he asked for the count van count! that is also one of my top 3 muppets ₍՞◌′ᵕ‵ू◌₎♡ #I always thought I knew a lot about muppet lore but since I started looking up muppet pictures I think there are still a lot of secrets #can the muppets from the Sesame Street actually leave the Sesame Street? #I think Kermit is both on the Muppet Show and on Sesame Street but he is also like the boss muppet #he might have special abilities #I hope you're having a good day friends!! C: #I think I'll post a Sherlock comic later this week #miss you!! ♥♥♥

[luckytreecomputer]

George samsa in metamorphosis: I've turned into a beetle and while that is a little freaky I'm also late for work and that, above everything else, is the most terrifying thing about this whole predicament

#This man. #I swear #He's what every capitalist billionaire ceo wants #George samsa: minimum wage worker extreme edition #Guy worries about getting clothes on while he's a beetle #He had to be flipped over on his bed because otherwise he probably would have gone to work like normal #I can picture it now #Giant beetle standing at the station waiting for the train #He has a briefcase #The people around him are in mild panic like do I say smth I don't wanna be rude #I need someone to draw that scene now #screaming crying frothing at the mouth #franz kafka #metamorphosis

[regular-gnome]

a new addition to the house

#toh fanart #owlhouse fanart #Eda Clawthorne #eda toh #toh #the owl house #KingTOH #King Clawthorne #king toh #searched for references and ended up looking at baby king pictures for hours #i can die happy now #toh couch