#i have the target app open like ok its 16 oz of uncooked rotini

[stabbingandorbeingstabbed]

its not endearing that im a 31 year old bachelor completely mystified trying to figure out how to make pasta for the first time but it IS funny. to me

#i have the target app open like ok its 16 oz of uncooked rotini #and a 15 oz jar of garlic alfredo. like is the pasta gonna take the whole jar or will i have some leftover ? #also need to figure out how to cook frozen chicken in the instant pot #im running out of the food from my parents house that they sent with me and like #starting to feel bad abt eating frozen meals or chips and salsa for dinner every day LMAO #even tho im gonna be real some of those frozen meals are like. good as far as frozen meals go #the pesto ravioli with sausage ? bitch