#i just wish Scott wouldve kept this in the drafts. thats all

[sameschmidtdiffname]

I would like to state an official apology for making an mpreg joke in the tags of my latest smut, 'Pretty.' At the time of writing it I believed the joke to be humorous, but it has tragically once more come to my unwilling attention that Scott Cawthon unfortunately made the creative decision to use the human language to allow the possibility of male impregnation within the universe of 'Five Night's at Freddy's' to be not only valid, but canon in the official lore.

I would also like to use this statement to make an official plea to Scott Cawthon on the subject of male impregnation: Scott, I know we keep calling Mike submissive and breedable, I know I've threatened to make that man a single mother, I know that we like slamming him around and writing him as the little bitch boy that he is. But I'm fuckin' begging you to leave that tired man's uterus empty. I repeat. Do not fill it. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. Please, for the love of God. Leave babies out of him.

Anyways.

#listen. if you like mpreg #im not gonna shame #you do you #weve all got our shit #i just wish Scott wouldve kept this in the drafts. thats all