#i keep being reminded of uncle quentin when i come up with mad scientist headcanons for them

[these-conquered-woodlands]

snily incorrect quotes part 2

severus : Did you buy eggs like I asked? lily: Even better! severus : What the fuck did you- lily: (holding up a chicken) Her name is Fluffy.

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severus: Severus, you're my best friend, but lately I've been feeling something more- lily: Best friend? BEST friend?! Bitch, I'm your only friend- lily: I'M THE ONLY ONE CAPABLE OF TOLERATING YOUR IDIOTIC ARSE!

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severus : Lily, can you help me? All of my clothes keep disappearing for some reason. lily, wearing a cloak that's 5 times bigger than her: Spooky.

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severus : Have you got any better ideas for what we can do? lily: Sleeping is nice. severus : I acknowledge your suggestion, and I’m deciding to ignore it. I will return to my study to study this very interesting ingredient I found 2 weeks ago. Please make sure no one interrupts unnecessarily, my displeasure will be overt and impolite.

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lily walking into the kitchen and seeing all the limes peeled: Severus, I love you but, what the double FUCK. severus , sipping coffee happily, his hair on end: I love you too :))

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lily: (pulls back the curtain while severus is taking a bath) lily: Hey did we - stop screaming it’s me - did we run out of Valerian sprigs for the potion? Need them a bit urgently, um, or you might want to put on a bathrobe before we sprint out the house for our lives.

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severus : Name a more iconic duo than my debilitating fear of friendlessness and my anxiety. I’ll wait. lily: You and me! severus : (tearing up) Ok-

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lily: We’re getting married, bitches! severus : And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.

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lily, at severus 's funeral: I need a moment with them. Everyone: (leaves) lily, leaning over severus′s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead. severus, rolling out of his coffin: Yeah, no shit.

#i liked the first one and i thought i might make another #the incorrect quote generator works really well whenever i want to do snily somehow #also thinking of a deranged sev and lily has made me nostalgic for enid blyton books #i keep being reminded of uncle quentin when i come up with mad scientist headcanons for them #severus snape #lily evans #harry potter #snily #hp incorrect quotes