#i keep nearly typing konrad kurze

[2lim3rz]

Thinking about how the Primarchs (especially Horus) are so strong they’d be able to just manhandle you during sex.. they’re easily able to flip you around, pin you down, pull your legs open.. like these guys are the ultimate powertops when they wanna be lmao

"When they wanna be" is accurate because I can't see Lorgar and hmmm

Lorgar and maybe 1 other (one of the Twins?) not really dominating when in bed

"B-But Slimers, clearly Konrad-"

Look me in the eyes, anon, look me in the eyes and tell me Konrad wouldn't be pelvic bones turned to dust feral, and thus, not taking control of the situation?

Though because I'm also on this tangent, I can easily see some primarchs (Horus and MAYBE, just MAYBE if out of pure curiosity, Magnus) letting you take the reigns if only to later put you under their control

Also can you just IMAGINE, BEAR WITH ME, IMAGINE

Sanguinius

You imagine him to be soft, gentle

And he is!

For the first five minutes

#feral bird man is feral #i dont make the rules #well actually jk i kinda do because these are just my headcanons #that are bound to change with every new argument that i read and go mhm yeah sounds bout right #sanguinius #horus lupercal #magnus the red #konrad curze #i keep nearly typing konrad kurze #2lim3rz chats to anonymous #warhammer 40k #warhammer 40k headcanons